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| rdfs:comment | - Doug (vo): Hey, everybody. With Christmas right around the corner, we've decided to give you a Sneak Peek at our next review. Enjoy, and happy holidays. NC: Who are you? Rey (played by Tamara Chambers): I am no one. NC: Like Jake Lloyd no one? Finn: I was raised to do one thing, but I've got nothing to fight for. Finn: Whoa! I'm a black guy! Kylo Ren: Nothing will stand in our way. (cuts to a cardboard cutout of Darth Vader's melted mask) I will finish what you started. (turns to the camera) I'm not Luke Skywalker! Rey: There were stories about what happened. Finn: So, Ewoks destroyed the empire?
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| Box Title | - Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer
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| abstract | - Doug (vo): Hey, everybody. With Christmas right around the corner, we've decided to give you a Sneak Peek at our next review. Enjoy, and happy holidays. NC: Who are you? Rey (played by Tamara Chambers): I am no one. NC: Like Jake Lloyd no one? Finn: I was raised to do one thing, but I've got nothing to fight for. Finn: Whoa! I'm a black guy! Kylo Ren: Nothing will stand in our way. (cuts to a cardboard cutout of Darth Vader's melted mask) I will finish what you started. (turns to the camera) I'm not Luke Skywalker! NC (vo): A sequel to the most popular film trilogy of all time. What new nitpicky things will geeks obsess over this time? Rey: There were stories about what happened. Han Solo (played by Brad Jones): It's true... all of it. Finn: So, Ewoks destroyed the empire? Han Solo: I was already reading the script to Indiana Jones, I just didn't care. Rey (vo): The Force, it's calling to you... just let it in. Finn: But my midichlorian count isn't high enough to have the Force. Cinema Snob: Critic.... we're home. NC: (disgusted) Where do you spend your nights?
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