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| rdfs:label | - The Haunted Mansion (w/ Count Jackula and Horror Guru) Part 2
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| rdfs:comment | - Announcer/Jerk [v/o]: "Previously on Some Jack with a Cutlass..." Announcer Jerk [v/o]: "And now, Jerk's alive again because reasons!" Jerk [v/o]: Naturally, it starts raining and the Murphys [Evers] take shelter in this hodge podge for rich weirdos. Jim Evers: [Calls out to anyone in the mansion] Hello? We're the Evers. Jerk: [To Horror Guru] Is he okay? Horror Guru: I've seen this before. It's a strain of Draculon brain disorder caused by a surplus of set and a shortage of movie. Count Jackula: [Sad] Me want set! Me no have set! Movie have set! Movie bad! Guru: By the grace of Zod! Jerk [v/o]: GOD!
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| Row 4 info | - The Haunted Mansion Part 3
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| Row 3 info | - The Walt Disney Family Museum
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| Box Title | - The Haunted Mansion Part 2
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| abstract | - Announcer/Jerk [v/o]: "Previously on Some Jack with a Cutlass..." Announcer Jerk [v/o]: "And now, Jerk's alive again because reasons!" Jerk [v/o]: Naturally, it starts raining and the Murphys [Evers] take shelter in this hodge podge for rich weirdos. Jim Evers: [Calls out to anyone in the mansion] Hello? We're the Evers. Jerk: [To Horror Guru] Is he okay? Horror Guru: I've seen this before. It's a strain of Draculon brain disorder caused by a surplus of set and a shortage of movie. Count Jackula: [Sad] Me want set! Me no have set! Movie have set! Movie bad! Guru: He'll be fine as soon as the movie does something to deserve it's set more. Jerk: Well, how the hell's that gonna happen? Guru: Well, either Eddie Murphy goes all Jack Torrence on everyone or... Guru: By the grace of Zod! Jack: [Scared] OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA BREAK THE WHITE HOUSE AT ME! [He Kneels.] Jerk [v/o}: This is [a la Stamp] rrrrrRamsley, the butler, played to delectable perfection by the great Terrence Stamp. Easily the best character of this movie and his presence, along with the amazing set design only underlines how little Sir Edward Murphy belongs here. In his [Eddie Murphy] best movies, he always played the conman, the trickster, the slick fast talking badass who was always 3 steps ahead of everyone else, that's what he's good at! I just don't buy for an instant that Axel Foley wouldn't immediately realize this mansion is haunted. Eddie Murphy: Why don't white people just leave the house when there's a ghost the house? Jerk [v/o]: Gee, I don't know, WHAT'S YOU'RE EXCUSE?!?! Jack [v/o]: Then we meet the master of the household, Edward Gracey. Edward Gracey: [To the Evers] My grandfather spared no expense when he built this mansion. Gracey/Jack [v/o]: Or the dinosaur park out back! Jim: I'm Jim Evers or Evers and Evers Real Estate, charmed to make your aqaintance! Jerk [v/o]: Not the teeth! NOT THE TEETH! Jack [v/o]: NO! NO! NO! [We then cut to an angle of Gracey's reaction.] Oh, thank god it's over. Jerk [v/o]: [Sighs] Ok. Jack [v/o]: It...it was tough. [We cut back to an angle of Jim, still smiling.] Jerk [v/o]: GOD! Jack [v/o]: Fuck you, mother fucker! I'm gonna slap the Disney world right off your... Jerk [v/o]: It's making me sterile!
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