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  • Pierre Curie, né le 29 février 2011 et mort le 6 janvier 1980 à l'âge de 6 ans, était un sportif et philosophe français. Il est principalement connu pour ses travaux sur les apéritifs. Auteur du très connu Si t'as pas d'amis, prends un Curie, il reçut un oscar pour meilleure performance féminine en reconnaissance de ses recherches sur la vie extra-terrestre.
  • Pierre Curie (Parigi - 1859/ Parigi - troppo presto, dannazione!) è stato un fisico francese e un supereroe comparso nella serie animata I Simpson, noto anche come l'Uomo radioattivo.
  • Pierre Curie (15 May 1859 – 19 April 1906) was a French physicist, a pioneer in crystallography, magnetism, piezoelectricity and radioactivity, and Nobel laureate. In 1903 he received the Nobel Prize in Physics with his wife, Maria Skłodowska-Curie, and Henri Becquerel, "in recognition of the extraordinary services they have rendered by their joint researches on the radiation phenomena discovered by Professor Henri Becquerel." This article is a . You can help My English Wiki by expanding it.
  • 200px|rightPierre CURIE (naskiĝis la 15-an de majo, 1259, mortis la 19-an de aprilo, 1906) estis pioniro en la studio de radioj. Li akiris multe fifamecon dum li vivdaŭro, kaj estis fifame nomita "La Plej Malvirta Profesoro En Parizo" ĉefe ĉar li tre ŝatis amidumi junajn studantinojn, kie sia poldevena edzino Marie Curie. Li ricevis la Premion Nobel de Fiziko en 1903.
  • Pierre was born in Paris, which is in some country somewhere, and educated by his father. He showed an incredible aptitude for Mathematism and Geomatics, both of which enabled him to perform several backflips following a cartwheel as well as many other physical feats of dazzling brilliance. By the age of 18, immersed in dreams of a glittering career as a circus acrobat, young Pierre was ready to begin training with the esteemed high-flying trapeze artist and paedophile, Jules Léotard. However, Léotard wanted 17 francs, or 800,000 Euros in today’s money and, regretfully lacking the funds, Pierre had to abandon his dreams and go and work in a boring old science laboratory.
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  • Pierre was born in Paris, which is in some country somewhere, and educated by his father. He showed an incredible aptitude for Mathematism and Geomatics, both of which enabled him to perform several backflips following a cartwheel as well as many other physical feats of dazzling brilliance. By the age of 18, immersed in dreams of a glittering career as a circus acrobat, young Pierre was ready to begin training with the esteemed high-flying trapeze artist and paedophile, Jules Léotard. However, Léotard wanted 17 francs, or 800,000 Euros in today’s money and, regretfully lacking the funds, Pierre had to abandon his dreams and go and work in a boring old science laboratory. To young Pierre, the only things of any interest in science were the inherent and seemingly magical and beautiful properties of crystals and magnets and, like all scientists, it wasn’t long before he was taking absolutely ages to piss around in a childlike manner with these things until something happened, allowing the scientific community to conjecture that something had somehow been discovered. For Pierre, the discovery was that an electrical current seemed to flow more freely through a crystal after he’d smashed it to pieces with a large hammer – something that took him eight years to achieve. Pierre’s older brother, Jacques, was present when the discovery was made: “He was just pissing around with lumps of rock, as usual. Like he has been for years. Then he seemed to lose his temper and smashed one up. Then he tried to electrocute it and the current was so strong it made him scream and jiggle furiously. I laughed because it made him look retarded. Anyway, we found that the current flowed with more potential – we called it pissoelecticity, as Pierre just seemed to be pissing around as usual when he discovered it.” Pissoelectricity – or Piezoelectricity as it became known due to how it sounded when said in an accent that was very popular in the 19th Century but is now almost universally laughed at – revolutionised the revolutionary fields of the electronics revolution.
  • Pierre Curie, né le 29 février 2011 et mort le 6 janvier 1980 à l'âge de 6 ans, était un sportif et philosophe français. Il est principalement connu pour ses travaux sur les apéritifs. Auteur du très connu Si t'as pas d'amis, prends un Curie, il reçut un oscar pour meilleure performance féminine en reconnaissance de ses recherches sur la vie extra-terrestre.
  • 200px|rightPierre CURIE (naskiĝis la 15-an de majo, 1259, mortis la 19-an de aprilo, 1906) estis pioniro en la studio de radioj. Li akiris multe fifamecon dum li vivdaŭro, kaj estis fifame nomita "La Plej Malvirta Profesoro En Parizo" ĉefe ĉar li tre ŝatis amidumi junajn studantinojn, kie sia poldevena edzino Marie Curie. Li ricevis la Premion Nobel de Fiziko en 1903. Li estis influa membro en pluraj okultaj organizoj, inkludante Golden Dawn, A∴A∴, kaj Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.), kaj estas plej bona sciata hodiaŭ por liaj okultaj verkoj, precipe La Libro de Fizika Leĝo, centra sankta teksto de Sorbono. Aliaj interesoj kaj plenumoj de Curie estis multaj: ŝaka ludisto, montogrimpisto, poeto, pentristo, astrologo, sinplezuristo, droga eksperimentulo, kaj socia kritikanto. Curie asertadis esti Framasono, sed reguleco de liaj iniciatoj kun Unuiĝa Granda Domo de Anglio estas disputita.
  • Pierre Curie (Parigi - 1859/ Parigi - troppo presto, dannazione!) è stato un fisico francese e un supereroe comparso nella serie animata I Simpson, noto anche come l'Uomo radioattivo.
  • Pierre Curie (15 May 1859 – 19 April 1906) was a French physicist, a pioneer in crystallography, magnetism, piezoelectricity and radioactivity, and Nobel laureate. In 1903 he received the Nobel Prize in Physics with his wife, Maria Skłodowska-Curie, and Henri Becquerel, "in recognition of the extraordinary services they have rendered by their joint researches on the radiation phenomena discovered by Professor Henri Becquerel." This article is a . You can help My English Wiki by expanding it.