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  • “WINDOWS is a graphical interface of MS-DOS developed and marketed by Microsoft. . . .”
  • center Windows je nebezpečný počítačový virus, který byl původně vyvinut českými partyzány za Druhé světové války v obci Polepy - Okna ([1]); tím se vysvětluje polepenost jejich kódu. Po středověkých morových ranách, po epidemiích lepry a tyfu je doposud nejhojněji rozšířeným virem na území tzv. vyspělého světa. Šíří se pomocí technologie vymývání mozků, tzv. pop-upy, známými jako mozkožrouti z edukativního seriálu Futurama.
  • Windows — მსოფლიოში ყველაზე საიმედო ოპერაციული (ან საოპერაციო) სისტემა. Image:Wga-2.png * ინფორმაცია ვერ ჩავტვირთეთ. Image:Winxplogo.jpg Image:Xp errors.jpg
  • Windows is the radio operator who was never able to successfully contact anyone in Antartica.
  • thumb Microsoft Windows es el nombre de una familia de distribuciones de software para PC, smartphone, servidores y sistemas empotrados, desarrollados y vendidos por Microsoft y disponibles para múltiples arquitecturas, tales como x86 y ARM.
  • Windows is a category of furniture. The Tramway Porthole can also be considered a window.
  • The were designed primarily for Windows with a few titles being ported to (or occasionally designed specifically for) alternative platforms, such as Linux (Docking Station and Creatures Internet Edition), Macintosh (the original Creatures and, more recently, Creatures Exodus and Creatures Village), PlayStation 1, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation 2, GameCube and XBox.
  • Windows is a collection in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The Inquisitor's chosen windows decorate his/her Quarters. Collect every style of window.
  • File:Quake1.gif File:Globe.png Quake 1 has difficulties being run under Windows XP and other modern operating systems. Since the release of Quake's source code, amateur programmers have modified the game so that it can be played on modern Windows operating systems, along with extra features such as better graphics. If you have XP, Vista, or Windows 7 and are having problems with Quake, follow these steps and it should be working in no time.
  • Fenestrae sunt operandi ratio a Microsoft
  • Les jeux Creatures ont principlement tous été conçu pour Microsoft Windows avec quelques titres (ou étant de temps en temps conçus spécifiquement pour) divers plateformes alternatives, comme Linux (Docking Station et Creatures Internet Edition), Macintosh (le tout premier Creatures et, plus récemment, Creatures Exodus ainsi que Creatures Village), PlayStation 1, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation 2, GameCube et XBox. Windows
  • Nombre: Windows
  • Windows ist ein erfolgreiches Betriebssystem von Microsoft. Die Aktuelle Version ist Windows 8.1.
  • Windows is a track from the crowz era.
  • Η λέξη "Windows " σχετίζεται ετυμολογικά με την λέξη " ".
  • Windows (like Doors) can be seen in (almost) every House, Guildhall, Shop etc. Sometimes their closed, sometimes not. But you can also look through them. In addition, if their closed you can't throw items through them.
  • Windows are an important part in nearly all buildings. Unfortunately, windows are completely transparent, generally made of glass (which is quite weak), and some do not even have curtains. It is a bad idea to break through one when scavenging, as the sharp edges will probably cut someone, and the noise will attract zombies.
  • Windows is a line of furni. It has 17 different windows to choose from. A select few windows are able to be rented with Duckets. This means after being bought with Duckets, a user can only keep them for a limited time before they disappear.
  • Anruf bei der Hotline... Kunde: "Ich benutze Windows..." Hotline: "Ja..." Kunde: "...mein Computer funktioniert nicht richtig." Hotline: "Das sagten Sie bereits..."
  • Windows ονομάζονται: * Τα λειτουργικά συστήματα της εταιρίας Microsoft: Windows 1.0 Windows 2.0 Windows 3.0 Windows 3.1 Windows 3.11 Windows NT 3.51 Windows NT 4 Windows 95 Windows 98 Windows ME Windows 2000 Windows 2000 Server Windows XP Home Windows XP Pro Windows XP Media Edition Windows XP Tablet PC Edition Windows 2003 Server Windows Vista Η Microsoft επίσης διαθέτει και μια σειρά από λειτουργικά συστήματα για μικρές συσκευές όπως κινητά τηλέφωνα και PDA * Ο χώρος που οριοθετεί μια εφαρμογή στην οθόνη του υπολογιστή.
  • thumb|right|Windows Windows ({wɪndoʊz}, deutsch:Fenster) ist eine Software oder auch eine sogenannte weiche Ware und ist das Hauptprodukt von Microsoft. Der Name Windows wurde gewählt da das Programm auf bzw. in einem Fenster abgespielt wird. Um alle Fehler des Programmes voll ausnutzen zu können, muss meistens eine Maus, eine Tastatur und wenn möglich ein Headset verwendet werden.
  • Von Idioten teilweise auch 'WinDoof' genannt. Der weltweite Standard unter den Betriebssystemen. Ursprünglich von einem genialen Mann namens Bill Gates als eine grafische Oberfläche für DOS entwickelt, ist es heute auf jedem gescheitem Computer zu finden. Natürlich gibt es auch Neider, die versuchen, etwas ähnliches zu erstellen. Zu diesen billigen, meist asiatischen Plagiaten gehört unter anderm auch das von Apple verwendete Mac OSX. Siehe auch Windowsspiele
  • Windows je nebezpečný počítačový vírus. Po stredovekých morových ranách, po epidémiách lepry a týfusu je doteraz najhojnejšie rozšíreným vírom na území tzv. vyspelého sveta. Už by ho dávno zrušili, ale nemôžu, pretože ide o zmysel života linuxovej komunity. Zistilo sa, že na každom linuxovom portáli je minimálne 90% článkov venovaných Widliam a Mrkvošrotu.
  • Windows was the Radio Operator of the U.S. Outpost 31. He is portrayed by Thomas Waites.
  • NeoTech Windows - rodzina kilku systemów operacyjnych wyprodukowanych przez firmę NeoTech. Po przejęciu firmy Microsoft przez koncern NeoTech kontynuuje ona wydawanie kolejnych systemów operacyjnych pod handlową nazwą Windows, w celu zachowania dla potomności historycznej nazwy. W żadnym z nowych tytułów, mimo wysiłków informatyków NeoTech, nie udało się zlikwidować "ekranu śmierci". Dotychczas ukazały się, m.in. następujące tytuły: * Windows 8000 * Windows CEMeNT * Windows AstalaVista 2060
  • Windows is a series of software operating systems and graphical user interfaces produced by Microsoft.
  • Viele Fragen zu Windows werden hier beantwortet. Leider ist das Dokument nicht auf dem neuesten Stand. Aktuellere Informationen gibt es auf englisch.
  • Microsoft Windows is a series of operating systems that are developed, marketed and sold by Microsoft. Microsoft introduced ab operating enviroment named Windows on 20th November 1985. Windows soon begain to dominate the world personal computer (PC) market with over 90% market share, overtaking Mac OS, which was introduced in 1984. In recent years, Windows has begun to expand their operating system and extend it onto other devices, such as mobile phones and tablets.
  • Windows is the Microsoft - made operating system that has swept the nation. It was made by Bill Gates, and today is the number-one example for big business making it in the real world.
  • Microsoft Windows – system operacyjny firmy Microsoft, który był odpowiedzią na Macintosh Apple'a w 1985 roku. Wersje od 1.0 do 3.11 były nakładką na DOSa, a póżniejsze – samodzielnym systemem operacyjnym.
  • Windows (like Doors) can be seen in (almost) every House, Guildhall, Shop etc. Sometimes they are closed, sometimes not. You can look through them. In addition, if they are closed you can't throw items through them.
  • thumb|350px|Pantalla de bienvenida, despedida y demas procesos de Windows.Sistema inoperativo de Microsoft. De caracteristicas hogareñas, diseñado especialmente para que cualquier usuario amateur pueda manejarlo, despues de todo el único conocimiento informatico que se requiere para utilizarlo es Ctrl+Alt+Supr. Se dice que Gusty puede guiarte por el registro de Windows a través del teléfono.
  • The second thing you will probably want to do with the machine is add a couple of essential services. The first service that you will want to install will provide you with the tools needed to connect to the shares on your Windows network. In Linux, these functions are provided by a package named Samba. To install this package, make sure you have a network connection and then open a terminal window using the Leaf icon — "Run Command" and typing in xterm. With xterm open, type "su root," which will cause the computer to prompt you for your root password. Type that in (assuming you set one up using the previous instructions) and then type "apt-get install smbfs." The computer will do a few things and in about a minute or two you should be back at the prompt again.
  • Windows, a product of the Microsoft Corporation, is the operating system used by a majority of personal computers. It also appears to be the primary target platform for Neverwinter Nights, as the Toolset and several support features (such as automated updating) are provided for only this operating system.
  • Windows er et operativsystem grunnlagt på såkalt lukket kildekode. Windows hadde sitt utspring fra dos da Bill Kaulitz i 1982 av ren latskap ikke orket å løfte på ræva for å åpne vinduene sine, så han tastet kommoden "C:\open da windows man or else ill have to lift mi ass up!" Det han ikke hadde tenkt på var at rommet han satt i hadde luftkondisjonering som var styrt av en annen pc i det samme nettverket. Dette førte selvsagt til en hel masse krøll og tull som Bill lagret inn på en diskett og planla å selge kopier av over hele verden for blodpenger.
  • You may get this feeling now and then, but for me, this fear, this horrible feeling, it occurs every night. Every time the sun goes down. You see, I believe a fear of the dark isn't the fear of the darkness itself; it's what's inside it. A fear… of the unknown. But that’s the strange thing. I'm not afraid of the dark; well, I wasn't. When I was young, I never slept with the light on, I never had a nightlight.
  • Microsoft Windows [] ist ein Markenname für Betriebssysteme der Firma Microsoft. Ursprünglich war Microsoft Windows eine grafische Erweiterung des Betriebssystems MS-DOS (wie zum Beispiel auch GEM oder PC/GEOS), inzwischen hat Microsoft das DOS-Fundament aber völlig aufgegeben und setzt ausschließlich auf Windows-NT-Betriebssystemversionen. Das Hauptanwendungsgebiet für die Windows-Betriebssystemgruppe ist der Desktop-Bereich, es existieren allerdings auch Produkte speziell für den Betrieb von Servern oder Embedded Devices wie z. B. PDAs.
  • Windows est un système d'exploitation performant. La preuve, les erreurs de programmation et autres failles critiques s'affichent très vite. Windows est basé sur le système d'exploitation vite fait mal fait (Quick and Dirty Operating System). Puis, le Quick and Dirty Operating System a évolué en un système d'exploitation vite fait mal fait plus gros. Le MS-DOS est né.
  • Windows are important. They fit in holes in the walls, so that there isn't a draft. They also allow us to see the outside world, where someone may be stealing your brand-new, incredibly expensive car. Why are windows made of glass? Well, basically because glass is clear and reasonably sturdy stuff. Windows are typically made clear so that you are able to see whether some guy is in fact stealing your car. Of course, you may ask, why were windows made clear before cars were invented to be stolen? Frankly, it's a mystery. Research is being conducted at several prestigious universities. Another important quality of glass is that it is much more solid than, say, water. If windows were made of water they just wouldn't work right.
  • Windows is a computer line that was invented by Bill Gates and Microsoft. 0 was also involved somehow, but when asked how, he told us all to... well, I'd better not say it. Anyways, they made it because they want to take over the Moon and use it for commercial use. They have a mascot known as Microsoft Sam, but it is weird. They have had many, many, MAAAAAAANYYYY variations of windows programs, like Vista, 7, and XP.
  • [[Αρχείο:PantzouriaVirtualBox-LUSER.png|thumb|480px|το σύστημα ενός LUSER. το εικονίδιο χρήστη στο μενού εκκίνηση είναι 2 π@π@ρ!@ πράγμα που δείχνει οτι το συγκεκριμένο λειτουργικό σύστημα είναι παπαρα και ο χρήστης του είναι επίσης παπάρας]] εισαγωγή Λειτουργικό σύστημα, η δημιουργία του οποίου είναι βασισμένη στην γνωστή τακτική της Microsoft: “Don’t think for yourself, rather steal someone else’s idea and then, accuse them of stealing it from you, in the first place” windows>> παράθυρα>> παντζούρια
  • thumb|right|Windoofs Windows - gesprochen: Windoofs - ist der größte jemals programmierte Maustreiber den Microsoft (dt.: "Winzigweich") jemals hergestellt hat. Dieses Programm unterstützt vielfältige Absturz- und Einfriermöglichkeiten. Windows wurde auch als "Inbegriff des absolut Bösen" deklariert, da es mit großer Häufigkeit die Daten seines Benutzers verschlingt und unauffindbar ablegt. Bekannt ist Windows auch für seinen Standard-Bildschirmschoner, der sich Bluescreen nennt. Seit Windows Vista, kann man seine Fehlermeldungen nun auch in 3D mit halbtransparentem Fensterrand genießen.
  • Windows es una familia de sistemas operativos desarrollados y comercializados por Microsoft. Existen versiones para hogares, empresas, servidores y dispositivos móviles, como computadores de bolsillo y teléfonos inteligentes. Hay variantes para procesadores de 16, 32 y 64 bits. Incorpora diversas aplicaciones como Internet Explorer, el Reproductor de Windows Media, Windows Movie Maker, Windows Mail, Windows Messenger, Windows Defender, entre otros.
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  • Kunde: "...mein Computer funktioniert nicht richtig."
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  • Urai Fen ~ Frage? 11:55, 1. Apr. 2009
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  • “WINDOWS is a graphical interface of MS-DOS developed and marketed by Microsoft. . . .”
  • center Windows je nebezpečný počítačový virus, který byl původně vyvinut českými partyzány za Druhé světové války v obci Polepy - Okna ([1]); tím se vysvětluje polepenost jejich kódu. Po středověkých morových ranách, po epidemiích lepry a tyfu je doposud nejhojněji rozšířeným virem na území tzv. vyspělého světa. Šíří se pomocí technologie vymývání mozků, tzv. pop-upy, známými jako mozkožrouti z edukativního seriálu Futurama.
  • Windows — მსოფლიოში ყველაზე საიმედო ოპერაციული (ან საოპერაციო) სისტემა. Image:Wga-2.png * ინფორმაცია ვერ ჩავტვირთეთ. Image:Winxplogo.jpg Image:Xp errors.jpg
  • Windows is the radio operator who was never able to successfully contact anyone in Antartica.
  • Microsoft Windows [] ist ein Markenname für Betriebssysteme der Firma Microsoft. Ursprünglich war Microsoft Windows eine grafische Erweiterung des Betriebssystems MS-DOS (wie zum Beispiel auch GEM oder PC/GEOS), inzwischen hat Microsoft das DOS-Fundament aber völlig aufgegeben und setzt ausschließlich auf Windows-NT-Betriebssystemversionen. Das Hauptanwendungsgebiet für die Windows-Betriebssystemgruppe ist der Desktop-Bereich, es existieren allerdings auch Produkte speziell für den Betrieb von Servern oder Embedded Devices wie z. B. PDAs. Heute ist Microsoft Windows mit Schätzungen um die 90 % das meistgenutzte Betriebssystem auf PC-Systemen, was zu Unmut bei den Befürwortern alternativer Betriebssysteme führt und immer wieder Kernpunkt von Diskussionen um den Hersteller Microsoft und dessen Firmenpolitik ist. Auch gab es immer wieder Gerichtsverfahren, die diese Monopolstellung und die damit verbundene mögliche Ausnutzung zum Inhalt hatten.
  • thumb Microsoft Windows es el nombre de una familia de distribuciones de software para PC, smartphone, servidores y sistemas empotrados, desarrollados y vendidos por Microsoft y disponibles para múltiples arquitecturas, tales como x86 y ARM.
  • Windows is a category of furniture. The Tramway Porthole can also be considered a window.
  • The were designed primarily for Windows with a few titles being ported to (or occasionally designed specifically for) alternative platforms, such as Linux (Docking Station and Creatures Internet Edition), Macintosh (the original Creatures and, more recently, Creatures Exodus and Creatures Village), PlayStation 1, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation 2, GameCube and XBox.
  • Windows is a collection in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The Inquisitor's chosen windows decorate his/her Quarters. Collect every style of window.
  • File:Quake1.gif File:Globe.png Quake 1 has difficulties being run under Windows XP and other modern operating systems. Since the release of Quake's source code, amateur programmers have modified the game so that it can be played on modern Windows operating systems, along with extra features such as better graphics. If you have XP, Vista, or Windows 7 and are having problems with Quake, follow these steps and it should be working in no time.
  • thumb|right|Windoofs Windows - gesprochen: Windoofs - ist der größte jemals programmierte Maustreiber den Microsoft (dt.: "Winzigweich") jemals hergestellt hat. Dieses Programm unterstützt vielfältige Absturz- und Einfriermöglichkeiten. Windows wurde auch als "Inbegriff des absolut Bösen" deklariert, da es mit großer Häufigkeit die Daten seines Benutzers verschlingt und unauffindbar ablegt. Windows ist durch virale Eigenschaften gekennzeichnet: Es verbreitet sich schnell und ist es ersteinmal auf einem Rechner installiert, expandiert es in seiner Größe auf dem Datenträger zu einem nicht mehr zu verwaltendem Monstrum... Windows zählt in seinem Aufbau und Struktur zu Spyware, da es regelmäßig "nach Hause telefoniert" und persönliche Daten versendet, die dem Aufbau der neuen Weltherrschaft von Winzigweich dienen. thumb|285px|Microsoft legt viel Wert auf kommunikative Zusammenarbeit Ursprüngliche wurde Windoof entwickelt, um auf dem SM-Markt die Marktlücke der Betriebssysteme für Masochisten zu füllen. Um maximiale Ineffektivität zu gewährleisten kann sich das Programm automatisch mittels neuer unnötiger Funktionen (Windows Update) selbstständig "aktualisieren". Dabei wird Windows auch jeweils mit einer Reihe neuer nichtssagender Fehlermeldungen ausgestattet. Bekannt ist Windows auch für seinen Standard-Bildschirmschoner, der sich Bluescreen nennt. Seit Windows Vista, kann man seine Fehlermeldungen nun auch in 3D mit halbtransparentem Fensterrand genießen. Durch die große Verbreitung von Windows entwickelte sich rasch eine sehr aktive Entwicklergemeinde, die eigene Plugins (umgangssprachlich auch als Trojaner bezeichnet) für Windows entwickelt.
  • Fenestrae sunt operandi ratio a Microsoft
  • Les jeux Creatures ont principlement tous été conçu pour Microsoft Windows avec quelques titres (ou étant de temps en temps conçus spécifiquement pour) divers plateformes alternatives, comme Linux (Docking Station et Creatures Internet Edition), Macintosh (le tout premier Creatures et, plus récemment, Creatures Exodus ainsi que Creatures Village), PlayStation 1, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation 2, GameCube et XBox. Windows
  • Windows are important. They fit in holes in the walls, so that there isn't a draft. They also allow us to see the outside world, where someone may be stealing your brand-new, incredibly expensive car. Why are windows made of glass? Well, basically because glass is clear and reasonably sturdy stuff. Windows are typically made clear so that you are able to see whether some guy is in fact stealing your car. Of course, you may ask, why were windows made clear before cars were invented to be stolen? Frankly, it's a mystery. Research is being conducted at several prestigious universities. Another important quality of glass is that it is much more solid than, say, water. If windows were made of water they just wouldn't work right. An unfortunate side-effect of the clearness of windows is the fact that the guy stealing your car can also see whether or not you are sitting in your office, watching him steal your car and getting a description of him. This is why many criminals carry guns. This is also why many offices are now equipped with multiple turret-mounted machine guns. But that's another story. Anyway, this side-effect can be fixed in several ways, most commonly by covering the interior of the window at times when the window is really superfluous or unwished for. Methods include drapes, shutters, and venetian blinds. (The people in Venice need blinds because they use water for their windows. This also why they have canals instead of streets. I warned you that water just doesn't work right when used as a window.) Another important method is one-sided glass. This is really neat, because you can only see through it one way. No one is sure how this works either. A popular style of window used for religious or decorative purposes is stained glass, which combines pieces of colored glass in such a way as to produce a pattern or picture. When the light shines through the glass, a pleasant (some say) image occurs. Unfortunately, stained glass can rarely be seen through. This is why people who go to church are poor -- they can't see people stealing their cars, and thus are forced ever lower on the economic scale. Windows are also significant when broken. Often children are responsible for this. Occasionally, however, some irresponsible pilot breaks a certain thing called the sound barrier, causing another thing called a sonic boom, which can shatter windows. (This is significant, but will not be discussed here.) Broken glass contains sharp edges and can be quite painful if jabbed into any part of the body. Do not try this unless you are really stupid (I still wouldn't recommend it, even if you are stupid). I find windows to be quite attractive and all together more useful than quite a few other things, like chickens.
  • Nombre: Windows
  • Windows ist ein erfolgreiches Betriebssystem von Microsoft. Die Aktuelle Version ist Windows 8.1.
  • Windows is a track from the crowz era.
  • Η λέξη "Windows " σχετίζεται ετυμολογικά με την λέξη " ".
  • Windows is a computer line that was invented by Bill Gates and Microsoft. 0 was also involved somehow, but when asked how, he told us all to... well, I'd better not say it. Anyways, they made it because they want to take over the Moon and use it for commercial use. They have a mascot known as Microsoft Sam, but it is weird. They have had many, many, MAAAAAAANYYYY variations of windows programs, like Vista, 7, and XP. The main motherboard that controls all computers made by Windows is called the UnCleverbot and its supposed to be a very smart AI but it ultimately failed. So then they called it Cleverbot to see if it would work better and it did! Windows is now used by many people. In fact, the only people who don't use Windows are the people who like Apple more than Microsoft. These people have the dreaded Mac, which Bill Gates wants dead. But Steve Jobsis dangerous, so Bill Gates hides under his bed, hoping Steve Jobs will never kill him in his sleep. After the release of Windowsmash, Microsoft was sued by every person in existence for infinity undollars. Microsoft could not afford this, so they created the Windows Virus, and sent it to every windows computer. This caused all of the people to shut up, and Microsoft promised to replace every Windowsmash computer. They soon replaced them with the Windowsmash II, which was even worse.
  • Windows (like Doors) can be seen in (almost) every House, Guildhall, Shop etc. Sometimes their closed, sometimes not. But you can also look through them. In addition, if their closed you can't throw items through them.
  • [[Αρχείο:PantzouriaVirtualBox-LUSER.png|thumb|480px|το σύστημα ενός LUSER. το εικονίδιο χρήστη στο μενού εκκίνηση είναι 2 π@π@ρ!@ πράγμα που δείχνει οτι το συγκεκριμένο λειτουργικό σύστημα είναι παπαρα και ο χρήστης του είναι επίσης παπάρας]] εισαγωγή Λειτουργικό σύστημα, η δημιουργία του οποίου είναι βασισμένη στην γνωστή τακτική της Microsoft: “Don’t think for yourself, rather steal someone else’s idea and then, accuse them of stealing it from you, in the first place” Αν και πολλοί χρήστες Windows ορκίζονται στο όνομά τους, οι χρήστες των άλλων λειτουργικών τους αποκαλούν "LUSERS". εικόνα του συστήματος ενός LUSER υπάρχει εδώ δίπλα. και το ίδιο το σύστημα όμως αποκαλείται απο χρήστες άλλων λειτουργικών συστημάτων "παπάρα", η, "παντζούρια". η τελευταία ονομασία βγαίνει εκ του κάτωθεν παραλληλισμού: windows>> παράθυρα>> παντζούρια Στην πραγματικότητα, τα Windows είναι η πιο εξελιγμένη μορφή software στην κατηγορία RHOS (Resource Hogging Operating System) ενώ η λογική τους, είναι απόλυτα κατανοητή σε άπαντες τους οργανισμούς με IQ άνω του 4, (εξαιρούνται οι αμοιβάδες και οι συμβολαιογράφοι)
  • Windows are an important part in nearly all buildings. Unfortunately, windows are completely transparent, generally made of glass (which is quite weak), and some do not even have curtains. It is a bad idea to break through one when scavenging, as the sharp edges will probably cut someone, and the noise will attract zombies.
  • Windows is a line of furni. It has 17 different windows to choose from. A select few windows are able to be rented with Duckets. This means after being bought with Duckets, a user can only keep them for a limited time before they disappear.
  • You may get this feeling now and then, but for me, this fear, this horrible feeling, it occurs every night. Every time the sun goes down. You see, I believe a fear of the dark isn't the fear of the darkness itself; it's what's inside it. A fear… of the unknown. But that’s the strange thing. I'm not afraid of the dark; well, I wasn't. When I was young, I never slept with the light on, I never had a nightlight. But recently, I have had an irrational, or so I thought, fear of… well, I have a fear of windows. Lately, whenever I look into through a window, these feelings of fear strike me like lightning. I can't control it, and before, I couldn't explain it. I feel I need to record my thoughts down because, honestly, I don't think I can take much more of this. I apologise if this is brief, but I need to stop this torture. Have you ever looked through a window, into complete blackness? Sure you have, have you ever wondered what is in that blackness? Some of you, maybe. But have you ever SEEN what is in that blackness? Because I fear I am the only one to see the true horror that lurks inside it. It started about… three weeks ago, I think. I live in a fairly small town close to London. I had recently moved in to this house and was still getting used to the place. I had just started to get into these scary stories online. Anyway, I had a strange urge to feel fear, and horror movies these days are mediocre at best. So I searched online for anything that could scare me. After sifting through video after video of those annoying "screamers" on YouTube. I came across a website full of these scary stories. While many stories were okay, every once in a while I came across a gem. And, by the end of the night, I was extremely paranoid, well and truly creeped out. And I welcomed the sunrise. But the next night, I noticed the paranoia return. It seems that these stories really got to me. I was uncomfortable. I just felt incredibly nervous. I had a strange feeling that there was someone, or something in my house. These stories were really fucking with my mind. I couldn’t just ignore the feeling, I had to look around. I checked every corner, cupboard and room to ease the fear. I knew I was acting stupid. But the childish attitude and memories of irrational childhood fears shrouded my mind, and, just like a child, I had to keep checking. I was seriously convinced I wasn’t alone. It was a horrible feeling. In the spirit of my childish attitude, I automatically jumped to the conclusion that whatever was in my house wasn’t human. I found myself repeating, under my breath "Monsters don't exist" "Monsters DON'T exist!” However childish and silly this was, it seemed to reassure me. And I decided to end my "Monster Search". As I returned to the safety of my well-lit living room as quick as I could, I noticed something in the corner of my eye. It was quick, and it appeared to be outside my kitchen window, my heart skipped a beat. Surely I was just seeing things in my paranoia, the mind can play tricks on you, Right? I shrugged this off as any rational person would, but in the back of my mind, I knew I saw something. The fear kept me awake the entire night. I was so afraid; I locked my living room door and spent the rest of the night watching cartoons just to get my mind off the fear. For about 2 weeks, I was cautious, but there was no sign of anything, just the occasional feeling of uneasiness. The fear seemed to have vanished almost completely by the end of the second week. I slept like a baby and went about my life as usual. Until I decided to revisit the website again. It was like I needed to read these stories, a strong urge for fear. So there I was again, searching for the best stories, looking at the creepiest pictures and generally scaring the shit out of myself. It was like the first time, but this time I attempted to get some sleep. My bedroom window is opposite to my bed. I was fine with this the duration of my stay in the room, because I had no reason not to be. But, as I faced away from the window this night. I could feel it; I could feel someone, or something watching me. I could hear nothing but the occasional cricket chirp, the dead silence was extremely tense, but there was something there. I swear I could hear it breathing. And I had a feeling it was the thing from two weeks ago. I could feel its eyes piercing into me, do you ever get the feeling of intense fear, you know, to the point of being frozen? This was how I felt. I didn't dare turn around, because being face to face with whatever was opposite to the thin glass window of my room was not an appealing thought. And I certainly didn't want it to know that I was aware of its presence. I just wanted it to leave. Each minute felt like an hour, and I could still feel its eyes upon me. I couldn't take it anymore, surely I was just paranoid. There couldn't be anything watching me, I was on the first floor of my house. For god’s sake! After a few agonizing minutes of reassuring myself, I decided to make the biggest mistake of my life, and I quickly turned to face the window. What I was faced with is still clear in my memory as I’m typing this. The most horrifying thing I have ever seen. I seemed to have startled it, because I managed to get a good look at it before it....disappeared, it moved like nothing I had ever seen. It was fast, very fast. The eyes were the first thing I noticed, they glowed yellow, bright yellow. Piercing eyes, no wonder I felt it watching me. Behind the fog of its breath against my window I also noticed a huge pair of teeth, huge, sharp teeth. They could easily rip through anything that they come in contact with. I also noticed to the left of its strangely animal-like head, a large hand, tipped with claws equally as large and sharp as its teeth. The moment went by so fast; only in hindsight can I clearly picture the face in the window. I’m not sure if I was more scared at that moment, or when I picture it in my mind today. Until the sun came up, which must have been about 4 hours, I sat in my bed, frozen, staring at the window in fear of its return. I had never been so glad to see the sunrise. A week has passed since I saw it. It’s still here. I can feel his eyes on me all the time, even as I’m writing this, I know it’s watching. I won’t turn to face it; I refuse to scar my sanity any further. But is it going to be here forever? Is it real? Why the fuck is it after me?! I don’t think it wanted to be seen; why else would it run every time I look at the windows? Whatever it is, it started with those stories. Maybe it’s attracted to fear. What I don’t understand is, what does it want? If it wanted me dead, I’m sure it would have done that already. Does it want to torture me? Maybe it enjoys watching me slowly lose my mind. I can’t sleep, I can’t go out at night, he might be waiting for me. I am safe in the daytime. But the winter is coming, and the days are getting shorter. I am seriously going insane. I’m even considering suicide. Every day the idea seems more and more appealing. I don’t think I will last long, honestly. The reason I am writing this is not only to tell my story, but also to warn anybody reading. Whenever you feel eyes upon you, wherever you are, just ignore it. Whenever you feel uncomfortable or uneasy, don't investigate. If you feel you are being watched, do NOT look at the windows.
  • Anruf bei der Hotline... Kunde: "Ich benutze Windows..." Hotline: "Ja..." Kunde: "...mein Computer funktioniert nicht richtig." Hotline: "Das sagten Sie bereits..."
  • Windows ονομάζονται: * Τα λειτουργικά συστήματα της εταιρίας Microsoft: Windows 1.0 Windows 2.0 Windows 3.0 Windows 3.1 Windows 3.11 Windows NT 3.51 Windows NT 4 Windows 95 Windows 98 Windows ME Windows 2000 Windows 2000 Server Windows XP Home Windows XP Pro Windows XP Media Edition Windows XP Tablet PC Edition Windows 2003 Server Windows Vista Η Microsoft επίσης διαθέτει και μια σειρά από λειτουργικά συστήματα για μικρές συσκευές όπως κινητά τηλέφωνα και PDA * Ο χώρος που οριοθετεί μια εφαρμογή στην οθόνη του υπολογιστή.
  • Windows, a product of the Microsoft Corporation, is the operating system used by a majority of personal computers. It also appears to be the primary target platform for Neverwinter Nights, as the Toolset and several support features (such as automated updating) are provided for only this operating system. When Neverwinter Nights (and its expansion packs) was being developed, the current version of Windows was Windows XP, with some earlier versions of Windows (98, Me, and 2000 SP2) officially supported. Official support is not provided for later versions of Windows (Vista and 7), although the game does for the most part function under these newer versions.
  • thumb|right|Windows Windows ({wɪndoʊz}, deutsch:Fenster) ist eine Software oder auch eine sogenannte weiche Ware und ist das Hauptprodukt von Microsoft. Der Name Windows wurde gewählt da das Programm auf bzw. in einem Fenster abgespielt wird. Um alle Fehler des Programmes voll ausnutzen zu können, muss meistens eine Maus, eine Tastatur und wenn möglich ein Headset verwendet werden.
  • Von Idioten teilweise auch 'WinDoof' genannt. Der weltweite Standard unter den Betriebssystemen. Ursprünglich von einem genialen Mann namens Bill Gates als eine grafische Oberfläche für DOS entwickelt, ist es heute auf jedem gescheitem Computer zu finden. Natürlich gibt es auch Neider, die versuchen, etwas ähnliches zu erstellen. Zu diesen billigen, meist asiatischen Plagiaten gehört unter anderm auch das von Apple verwendete Mac OSX. Siehe auch Windowsspiele
  • Windows er et operativsystem grunnlagt på såkalt lukket kildekode. Windows hadde sitt utspring fra dos da Bill Kaulitz i 1982 av ren latskap ikke orket å løfte på ræva for å åpne vinduene sine, så han tastet kommoden "C:\open da windows man or else ill have to lift mi ass up!" Det han ikke hadde tenkt på var at rommet han satt i hadde luftkondisjonering som var styrt av en annen pc i det samme nettverket. Dette førte selvsagt til en hel masse krøll og tull som Bill lagret inn på en diskett og planla å selge kopier av over hele verden for blodpenger. Salget av kopiene utsatte han forøvrig til 1985 fordi han måtte implementere en funksjon som førte til at operativsystemet tok over verden. Denne funksjonen var en kryssning mellom et sjakkprogram og Adolf Hitler sin slagplan under andre verdenskrig oversatt til dataspråk i form av bits og bytes. Bill hadde også andre strategier som sublimentale meldinger som dukket frem på skjermen og annsettelse av macintorsk-fanboys som skulle skremme bort brukere fra å velge andre alternativer. I dag er windows nesten enerådene takket være strategisk tenkning og et operativsystem som slår sjakk matt på brukere når de prøver å bytte til for eksempel linux.
  • Windows je nebezpečný počítačový vírus. Po stredovekých morových ranách, po epidémiách lepry a týfusu je doteraz najhojnejšie rozšíreným vírom na území tzv. vyspelého sveta. Už by ho dávno zrušili, ale nemôžu, pretože ide o zmysel života linuxovej komunity. Zistilo sa, že na každom linuxovom portáli je minimálne 90% článkov venovaných Widliam a Mrkvošrotu.
  • Windows was the Radio Operator of the U.S. Outpost 31. He is portrayed by Thomas Waites.
  • NeoTech Windows - rodzina kilku systemów operacyjnych wyprodukowanych przez firmę NeoTech. Po przejęciu firmy Microsoft przez koncern NeoTech kontynuuje ona wydawanie kolejnych systemów operacyjnych pod handlową nazwą Windows, w celu zachowania dla potomności historycznej nazwy. W żadnym z nowych tytułów, mimo wysiłków informatyków NeoTech, nie udało się zlikwidować "ekranu śmierci". Dotychczas ukazały się, m.in. następujące tytuły: * Windows 8000 * Windows CEMeNT * Windows AstalaVista 2060
  • Windows is a series of software operating systems and graphical user interfaces produced by Microsoft.
  • Viele Fragen zu Windows werden hier beantwortet. Leider ist das Dokument nicht auf dem neuesten Stand. Aktuellere Informationen gibt es auf englisch.
  • Microsoft Windows is a series of operating systems that are developed, marketed and sold by Microsoft. Microsoft introduced ab operating enviroment named Windows on 20th November 1985. Windows soon begain to dominate the world personal computer (PC) market with over 90% market share, overtaking Mac OS, which was introduced in 1984. In recent years, Windows has begun to expand their operating system and extend it onto other devices, such as mobile phones and tablets.
  • Windows est un système d'exploitation performant. La preuve, les erreurs de programmation et autres failles critiques s'affichent très vite. Windows est basé sur le système d'exploitation vite fait mal fait (Quick and Dirty Operating System). Puis, le Quick and Dirty Operating System a évolué en un système d'exploitation vite fait mal fait plus gros. Le MS-DOS est né. Jusqu'à Windows 98, les consommateurs ont reproché à Microsoft de « fournir un OS qui plante trop régulièrement ». En réponse, Microsoft a sorti une nouvelle version de Windows, Windows Millenium, qui plante irrégulièrement. À la sortie de cette nouvelle version, les consommateurs ont déclaré que Bill Gates « se foutait de leur gueule », suite à quoi Microsoft a sorti Windows Vista. Depuis, les utilisateurs se contentent de Windows 7. Voire de Windows 8, pour les frustrés du caleçon. Malgré leurs besoins numériques limités, les noobs sont très exigeants pour ce qui est de la bonne gestion de l'USB et ce en grande quantité dû à la mode USB. C'est pourquoi ils se tournent vers les OS basés sur le noyau Linux considéré dans cette large communauté comme le messie des systèmes. Cela mene même à un fanatisme aigu. Le problème est que Linux est un descendant d'Unix, un système utilisé par les professionnels et les industries. Ainsi, les éditeurs de solutions Linux se font de l'argent sur le dos des fanatiques très expérimentés en les faisant travailler bénévolement, et du coup, personne n'arrive à s'en servir correctement tellement il est difficile, notamment à cause de l'utilisation plus que fréquente du mode console. Au final, 95% des fanatiques se disent utilisateurs de Linux alors qu'ils utilisent quotidiennement Windows, ou Linux quelquefois en virtualisation parce qu'ils n'arrivent pas à faire un multiboot.
  • The second thing you will probably want to do with the machine is add a couple of essential services. The first service that you will want to install will provide you with the tools needed to connect to the shares on your Windows network. In Linux, these functions are provided by a package named Samba. To install this package, make sure you have a network connection and then open a terminal window using the Leaf icon — "Run Command" and typing in xterm. With xterm open, type "su root," which will cause the computer to prompt you for your root password. Type that in (assuming you set one up using the previous instructions) and then type "apt-get install smbfs." The computer will do a few things and in about a minute or two you should be back at the prompt again. Now, to actually connect to another computer on your network, you will first have to create a Windows share on your other computer. This is fairly easy, and can be done by right clicking on the folder you want to share on your Windows system and enabling sharing. Once this is done, jump back to your gPC and type the following "mkdir /mnt/cdrive" (assuming you are sharing your C drive). Then type the following: smbmount /// /mnt/cdrive -o username= In my case, this equated to: smbmount //192.168.1.123/c /mnt/cdrive -o username=sfogie Once you hit enter, and assuming you have the share created correctly, you should see a password prompt. Enter the password and then type "ls /mnt/cdrive" to see what appears. If you did everything correctly, you should be rewarded with a list of the folders/files on your C drive. Now you can use the GUI file browser to open/adjust/delete files on your other networked computers! This is very handy if you have a lot of movies/mp3s on your main Windows computer that you want to watch/listen to on your new gPC. source: verbatim from http://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=1146503&seqNum=6 see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAMBA samba can be downloaded and installed using the exalt package manager after enabling the necessary repositories. perhaps someone else can help you with that as I am not a samba expert. You can also ask technical questions at the Ubuntu forums (gOS has for 90% the Ubuntu technical underpinnings). http://ubuntuforums.org/ source: Mahjongg at http://www.faqly.com/faq/view/id/34 wirelesshttp://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2704,2256804,00.asp
  • Windows is the Microsoft - made operating system that has swept the nation. It was made by Bill Gates, and today is the number-one example for big business making it in the real world.
  • Microsoft Windows – system operacyjny firmy Microsoft, który był odpowiedzią na Macintosh Apple'a w 1985 roku. Wersje od 1.0 do 3.11 były nakładką na DOSa, a póżniejsze – samodzielnym systemem operacyjnym.
  • Windows es una familia de sistemas operativos desarrollados y comercializados por Microsoft. Existen versiones para hogares, empresas, servidores y dispositivos móviles, como computadores de bolsillo y teléfonos inteligentes. Hay variantes para procesadores de 16, 32 y 64 bits. Incorpora diversas aplicaciones como Internet Explorer, el Reproductor de Windows Media, Windows Movie Maker, Windows Mail, Windows Messenger, Windows Defender, entre otros. Desde hace muchos años es el sistema operativo más difundido y usado del mundo; de hecho la mayoría de los programas (tanto comerciales como gratuitos y libres) se desarrolla originalmente para este sistema. Windows Vista es la versión más reciente para computadoras personales, Windows Server 2008 para servidores y Windows Mobile 6.0 en los dispositivos móviles.
  • Windows (like Doors) can be seen in (almost) every House, Guildhall, Shop etc. Sometimes they are closed, sometimes not. You can look through them. In addition, if they are closed you can't throw items through them.
  • thumb|350px|Pantalla de bienvenida, despedida y demas procesos de Windows.Sistema inoperativo de Microsoft. De caracteristicas hogareñas, diseñado especialmente para que cualquier usuario amateur pueda manejarlo, despues de todo el único conocimiento informatico que se requiere para utilizarlo es Ctrl+Alt+Supr. Se dice que Gusty puede guiarte por el registro de Windows a través del teléfono.
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