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  • Cheetahpult
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  • The cheetahpult is a device that is designed to launch cheetahs, the second fastest (The fastest being the Mexican) but most deadly land animal, extreme distances and over barriers. It was thought to be conceived when it was found that cats always land on their feet. Natural progression of this fact lead to loading the cheetah onto a catapult and launch it over city walls to quickly and viciously obliterate their targets. The actual launching mechanism though has evolved over the years, or rather it would have if evolution wasn't a myth.
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  • The cheetahpult is a device that is designed to launch cheetahs, the second fastest (The fastest being the Mexican) but most deadly land animal, extreme distances and over barriers. It was thought to be conceived when it was found that cats always land on their feet. Natural progression of this fact lead to loading the cheetah onto a catapult and launch it over city walls to quickly and viciously obliterate their targets. The actual launching mechanism though has evolved over the years, or rather it would have if evolution wasn't a myth.