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| rdfs:label | - Ministry of Witchs' Affairs
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| rdfs:comment | - The Ministry of Witches' Affairs is an alleged Executive Cabinet branch which was commissioned by blackmailing and bribary without the knowledge of the President. The MWA supposedly maintains connections, communications, and operations between all witches of all countries in Antarctica, and is lead by the High Bureaucrat and Minister of Fourth Wall Manipulation (also called the Bureaucrat Witch). Conspiracy theorist circles claim that this is how WitchyPenguin always knows what goes on in Antarctica. According to conspirists, the Bureaucrat Witch is WitchyPenguin.
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| Job | - Administers and maintains communication and operations between all witches of Antarctica, supposedly.
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| Name | - Ministry of Witches' Affairs
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| Type | - Rumored federal administrative body
- Rumored to be public and taxpayer funded
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| Caption | - Not an actually commissioned branch of the Executive Cabinet.
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| Members | - All witches are card-carrying members, Conspirists claim.
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| Location | - Conspirists claim that is rests behind the walls of the Cabinet room in a magical wormhole.
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| abstract | - The Ministry of Witches' Affairs is an alleged Executive Cabinet branch which was commissioned by blackmailing and bribary without the knowledge of the President. The MWA supposedly maintains connections, communications, and operations between all witches of all countries in Antarctica, and is lead by the High Bureaucrat and Minister of Fourth Wall Manipulation (also called the Bureaucrat Witch). Conspiracy theorist circles claim that this is how WitchyPenguin always knows what goes on in Antarctica. According to conspirists, the Bureaucrat Witch is WitchyPenguin.
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