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| rdfs:comment | - __NOEDITSECTION__ Image:Information-silk.png|Character Template rect 0 0 20 20 Staff Template desc none Bob Ross Real Name Unknown First publication Unknown
- Bob Ross is a former NASCAR driver from Lakewood, CA. He competed in seventeen Sprint Cup Series events in his career, racing on the West Coast tracks from 1956 to 1963. Ross used his skill on the tracks that most of the top drivers were unfamiliar with to secure four top-fives, ten top-tens and one pole (Hanford - 1961) in his career. His best finish was a pair of runner-ups at Sacramento in 1958 and 1961.
- Robert Norman "Bob" Ross (October 29, 1942 - July 4, 1995), was an American painter and television host from Florida.
- Peter Griffin watched an episode of his show in "Fifteen Minutes of Shame" in which Ross paints a bush that he tells the viewers that it's "our little secret", and threatens to cut anyone that tells someone else that the bush is there. Peter drastically veered off Ross's direction, resulting in a sketch of the Family Ties cast.
- In 2014 a pooper going by the name of Epic Rollin' created a poop called "Erb youtube poop: Pablo Picasso is a Girl and Bob Ross likes Periods."(link). The poop was a poop of the Pablo Picasso versus Bob Ross rap battle(link). Richard Marksman is also a proud pooper of this creating a poop in 2013 titled "YouTube Poop -- ERB -- Pablo Picasso vs Bob Ross"(link). Another pooper called Zimon has created a poop of this rap battle called "ERB Poop - Bob Ross is gay"(link).
- Bob Ross (June 26, 1908 - August 17, 1970) co-produced The Andy Griffith Show and Mayberry R.F.D. and wrote episodes of those two series and of Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. In 1967 he was nominated for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series for "The Andy Griffith Show". He wrote episodes of "The Amos 'n Andy Show", "The Red Skelton Show", "The Real McCoys", "Leave It to Beaver" and co-wrote the screenplay for the Jerry Lewis film Three on a Couch.
- Bob Ross is a notorious wife-beating, child-molesting serial murderer. After his paintings were rejected by the critics of the art world, Ross went mad with grief and became story behind the myth behind the legend of the mysterious conundrum that is the star of smash hit TV show The Joy of Killing, and the super happy tree painter we came to know and love as one Bob Ross. A little known fact, Bob Ross has a seven inch Penis growing out of his left ear. Some speculate that this is a tumor, but the ladies know.
- Bob Ross (* 29. Oktober 1942 in Daytona Beach, Florida; † 4. Juli 1995 in New Smyrna Beach, Florida) war einer der bedeutendsten Vertreter des US-amerikanischen Realismus. Zusammen mit Robert Smithson und Clyfford Still hat er wie kaum ein anderer das Genre definiert. Seine Werke haben häufig Natur- und Landschaftsdarstellungen zum Gegenstand, die Natur besitzt darin oft einen metaphysisch-transzendenten Charakter. Bob Ross war Zeit seines Lebens zugleich Visionär und Missionar.
- Bob Ross was a painter who hosted the show The Joy of Painting on PBS. Bob Ross grew up in Farmingdale, Massachusetts; he was drafted into the Vietnam War and became a sniper. During his heroic tour he killed 34 men, 16 women, and 56 children. His greatest achievement was firing a shot that passed through a mother and her three children before hitting a propane tank that killed an additional 15 civilians.
- Bob Ross Was A Painter Of Many Subjects. He Mostly Painted Trees But Sometimes He Painted Other Things. Often, People Watched His Show On Television. I Forget What The Show Was Called, But In The Show He Painted. The Show Is Now No Longer In Existance. It Was Deleted To Make Room For Some Other Show. I Wonder Where Bob Is Now. Maybe He Does A Wiki-editing Version Of His Show. "I'll Make Some Happy' Little Brackets Now So The Happy Little Wikilinks Are Properly Formatted." Happy little wikilinks. What a strange thought. If I Was A Wikilink I'd Be Indignant I suppose. I'd get jealous of the commas. An
- Bob Ross started out as an ordinary hippie in Stupid City. Unlike his neighbors, however, he wasn't stupid. He was actually very smart. Using his smartness, he decided to start a company. This company was called Bob Ross Rulez (he only knows Stupid city grammar). The company FAILED and he joined the army instead. He decided to join the Canadian military (because he can). He joined because he wanted to help out during the Old War. Then he started fighting against his own country. Bob was knocked out and taken prisoner by the UnAmerican soldiers.
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| abstract | - __NOEDITSECTION__ Image:Information-silk.png|Character Template rect 0 0 20 20 Staff Template desc none Bob Ross Real Name Unknown First publication Unknown
- Bob Ross is a former NASCAR driver from Lakewood, CA. He competed in seventeen Sprint Cup Series events in his career, racing on the West Coast tracks from 1956 to 1963. Ross used his skill on the tracks that most of the top drivers were unfamiliar with to secure four top-fives, ten top-tens and one pole (Hanford - 1961) in his career. His best finish was a pair of runner-ups at Sacramento in 1958 and 1961.
- Robert Norman "Bob" Ross (October 29, 1942 - July 4, 1995), was an American painter and television host from Florida.
- Peter Griffin watched an episode of his show in "Fifteen Minutes of Shame" in which Ross paints a bush that he tells the viewers that it's "our little secret", and threatens to cut anyone that tells someone else that the bush is there. Peter drastically veered off Ross's direction, resulting in a sketch of the Family Ties cast.
- Bob Ross was a painter who hosted the show The Joy of Painting on PBS. Bob Ross grew up in Farmingdale, Massachusetts; he was drafted into the Vietnam War and became a sniper. During his heroic tour he killed 34 men, 16 women, and 56 children. His greatest achievement was firing a shot that passed through a mother and her three children before hitting a propane tank that killed an additional 15 civilians. Bob Ross then became a pussy because he thought it was "hard" to deal with his actions and started to paint. He found that by using a wet-on-wet canvas he could inscribe secrets into his paintings and sell them to the Soviets at top dollar. With his newfound riches he decided to conquer the toughest medium of all: WIPB public television in Muncie, Indiana. As his popularity grew, Ronald Reagan quietly recognized the threat this man had on the American public. He ordered the same assassin squads who worked Fidel Castro to work on Bob Ross; they attempted to poison his wheatgrass smoothie with excess lead acetate but, as usual, failed in their attempt. However the dosage was sufficient to induce cancer that killed him 10 years later in 1995. Fortunately, a group of entrepreneurs bought licensing rights to Bob Ross' material and started selling overpriced "do-it-yourself painting" kits that contradicted Ross' altruistic/communistic stylings. Ross is survived by his cat Bubbles and his racoon Mittens.
- In 2014 a pooper going by the name of Epic Rollin' created a poop called "Erb youtube poop: Pablo Picasso is a Girl and Bob Ross likes Periods."(link). The poop was a poop of the Pablo Picasso versus Bob Ross rap battle(link). Richard Marksman is also a proud pooper of this creating a poop in 2013 titled "YouTube Poop -- ERB -- Pablo Picasso vs Bob Ross"(link). Another pooper called Zimon has created a poop of this rap battle called "ERB Poop - Bob Ross is gay"(link).
- Bob Ross Was A Painter Of Many Subjects. He Mostly Painted Trees But Sometimes He Painted Other Things. Often, People Watched His Show On Television. I Forget What The Show Was Called, But In The Show He Painted. The Show Is Now No Longer In Existance. It Was Deleted To Make Room For Some Other Show. I Wonder Where Bob Is Now. Maybe He Does A Wiki-editing Version Of His Show. "I'll Make Some Happy' Little Brackets Now So The Happy Little Wikilinks Are Properly Formatted." Happy little wikilinks. What a strange thought. If I Was A Wikilink I'd Be Indignant I suppose. I'd get jealous of the commas. Anyway, Bob Bross Also Made Mighty Fine Pizzas. They Were The Only Angry Things He Ever Made. It's Impossible To Bake Happy Pepperoni. And Don't Even Get Me Started On The Olives.
- Bob Ross (June 26, 1908 - August 17, 1970) co-produced The Andy Griffith Show and Mayberry R.F.D. and wrote episodes of those two series and of Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. In 1967 he was nominated for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series for "The Andy Griffith Show". He wrote episodes of "The Amos 'n Andy Show", "The Red Skelton Show", "The Real McCoys", "Leave It to Beaver" and co-wrote the screenplay for the Jerry Lewis film Three on a Couch.
- Bob Ross started out as an ordinary hippie in Stupid City. Unlike his neighbors, however, he wasn't stupid. He was actually very smart. Using his smartness, he decided to start a company. This company was called Bob Ross Rulez (he only knows Stupid city grammar). The company FAILED and he joined the army instead. He decided to join the Canadian military (because he can). He joined because he wanted to help out during the Old War. Then he started fighting against his own country. Bob was knocked out and taken prisoner by the UnAmerican soldiers. Waking up in a labor camp, Bob Ross was tortured and traumatized. About a year later, he broke out and reported this to Ducky, who was basically in charge of Canada's military at the time. Ducky told Ross to destroy the camp, and stop them from making Big Macs. Bob did so, but he was never the same. He moved to the UnUnited Kingdom for a while, deciding to go to Paintwarts. He was in the same painting class as Not Voldemort. Then Not Voldemort turned evil, and Bob Ross was forced to flee the school. He ran into BBC, and they recruited him as "official BBC painter". He started getting OVER 9000 UnDollars every day. Being very rich, Bob Ross bought his own TV show. He called it "Bob Ross". The show was a success, even though the only thing he ever did was paint. It was just half an hour of him painting happy little trees. Bob Ross was eventually called back to Paintwarts, as the staff were impressed by his painting skill. He was made "Professor of Watercolour".
- Bob Ross is a notorious wife-beating, child-molesting serial murderer. After his paintings were rejected by the critics of the art world, Ross went mad with grief and became story behind the myth behind the legend of the mysterious conundrum that is the star of smash hit TV show The Joy of Killing, and the super happy tree painter we came to know and love as one Bob Ross. A little known fact, Bob Ross has a seven inch Penis growing out of his left ear. Some speculate that this is a tumor, but the ladies know.
- Bob Ross (* 29. Oktober 1942 in Daytona Beach, Florida; † 4. Juli 1995 in New Smyrna Beach, Florida) war einer der bedeutendsten Vertreter des US-amerikanischen Realismus. Zusammen mit Robert Smithson und Clyfford Still hat er wie kaum ein anderer das Genre definiert. Seine Werke haben häufig Natur- und Landschaftsdarstellungen zum Gegenstand, die Natur besitzt darin oft einen metaphysisch-transzendenten Charakter. Bob Ross war Zeit seines Lebens zugleich Visionär und Missionar.
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