rdfs:comment | - "Either me back me missing Cogs, or f*** off!" - Carl "You see, my other self has lost a few of his, shall we say, friends." - Quentin Quotes from Conker's Bad Fur Day
- First meeting:
* Carl: "Fuck off!"
* Conker: "Why is it everybody's so offensive round here?"
* Carl: "Either bring me back me missing cogs, or fuck off!"
* Conker: "You don't have to shout."
* Carl: "I'm deaf! Speak up or fuck off!"
* Conker: "Hang on a sec!" (Turns Carl's face around to Quentin's face)
* Quentin: "Well, hello. Aren't you the handsome one. Tell me, would you be prepared to do me a small favor? For a little help of course"
* Conker: "Hi, and yes, I would. Maybe."
* Quentin: "You see, my other self has lost a few of his, shall we say, friends, and if you don't get them back, my life will be a misery. It already is."
* Conker: "And?"
* Quentin: "Just get them back. There's a good fellow. Oh! Ta ta! Ta ta!" (changes to Carl)
* Car
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abstract | - "Either me back me missing Cogs, or f*** off!" - Carl "You see, my other self has lost a few of his, shall we say, friends." - Quentin Quotes from Conker's Bad Fur Day
- First meeting:
* Carl: "Fuck off!"
* Conker: "Why is it everybody's so offensive round here?"
* Carl: "Either bring me back me missing cogs, or fuck off!"
* Conker: "You don't have to shout."
* Carl: "I'm deaf! Speak up or fuck off!"
* Conker: "Hang on a sec!" (Turns Carl's face around to Quentin's face)
* Quentin: "Well, hello. Aren't you the handsome one. Tell me, would you be prepared to do me a small favor? For a little help of course"
* Conker: "Hi, and yes, I would. Maybe."
* Quentin: "You see, my other self has lost a few of his, shall we say, friends, and if you don't get them back, my life will be a misery. It already is."
* Conker: "And?"
* Quentin: "Just get them back. There's a good fellow. Oh! Ta ta! Ta ta!" (changes to Carl)
* Carl: " YOU TWAT! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! NOW FUCK OFF!!!!" When putting first cog on:
* Carl: "Ey up, bloody hell. Put it on quick. Put it on, I like it like that. Oooooohhh! Aaaaaahhh! Fan-fucking-tastic!"
* Conker: "Oh, hang on. I think I got it on the wrong way round."
* Carl: "Like bugger you have! What ya doing? What... Oh fuck!" When putting second cog on:
* Carl: "Yeah, go on! Get t'other one on." When putting last cog on:
* Carl: "Thanks, fuckhead. Now go on, fuck off with ya! After starting the machinery:
* Conker: "I gotta get off this thing!"
* Carl: "Twatting shite! That's tossed it right up the arse!"
* Leftmost female cog: "I do declare, ladies, we are free at last to exact our revenge on that evil cog. Grab him!" (Audible sounds of Carl being beaten up, along with Conker wincing at them doing so. Sometime later, Carl wakes up)
* Carl: "Oh no! Not Mr. Big Cog! That's me buggered."
* Conker: "(It certainly is.)"
* Carl: "I'm out of here." (Changes to Quentin)
* Quentin: "I say, I don't know what his problem is. I find it rather delicious. Thank you, Mr. Squirrel."
* Conker: "Oh! My pleasure."
* Quentin: "Yes, and I think you'll find your little problem outside has been thoroughly taken care of."
* Conker: "Oh, cool!"
* Quentin: "Now, good day to you, sir."
* Conker: "Toffee-nosed snob!"
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