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  • THORPE PARK
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  • Lions Gate Entertainment and Twisted Pictures started their partnership with Thorpe Park in March 2009, when Saw: The Ride opened. After this, during Fright Nights 2009, a film called SAW - MOVIE BITES was shown in the Time Voyagers cinema and SAW music was played around the park. A year-round horror maze based on the franchise, named Saw: Alive, was opened in March 2010. It features recreations of scenes from the movies, using live actors and sensory effects to scare visitors. Located on the plaza in between SAW - The Ride and SAW Alive is a SAW Store.
  • Thorpe Park is the third episode of the first series of The Inbetweeners. It first aired on May 8th, 2008 on E4.
  • Thorpe Park was used as the filming location for Blue Sky Park in Primeval. Thorpe Park is a theme park located in Chertsey, Surrey, United Kingdom. It was built in 1979 on the site of a gravel pit which was partially flooded with the intention of creating a water based theme for the park. The park's first large roller coaster, Colossus, was added in 2002. In 2007, Tussauds was bought out by Merlin Entertainments, who now operate the park on a lease from Nick Leslau. In 2007, the park had 1.7 million visitors, making it the third most visited amusement/theme park in the United Kingdom, after Alton Towers and Pleasure Beach; and 13th most visited in Europe.
  • Thorpe Park (or THORPE PARK if you want to use their form of 'marketing', which means that the name must be shouted, if it is not the rampant wildebeest is released) is the place to go if you want to ride dangerously unstable flat rides, or queue 3 hours at guest services when the day is over asking for your money back, if you do ask for your money back it is highly likely that you will be hit with a barrage of offensive language and possibly a beating by Vin Diesel
  • The park is run by Merlin, a wizard with magical powers who is also the homosexual lover of King Arthur Pendragon. Merlin decided to open a theme park once he discovered that Olde England was being overtaken by an army of foul mouthed Nike wearing brutes with shaven heads and cockney accents. This worried Merlin and so he decided to steal a concrete slab outside Waterloo station Burger King and make it a hundred times bigger. On this oversized concrete land he constructed numerous nauseating contraptions designed to terrify the "brutes" whilst also lining Merlin's pocket.
  • Where is Thorpe Park? Thorpe Park is situated between junctions 11 and 13* of the M25. (*Note: Access from Junction 12 of the M25 is not possible). Thorpe Park Staines Road Chertsey Surrey KT16 8PN For a detailed interactive map visit Multimap. Travelling By Train Regular South West trains run from Waterloo direct to Staines. The 950 shuttle link operates from Staines station to the Park running every half hour. Trains also run regularly from Reading and Guildford to Staines Station. Call 08457 48 49 50 for Railtrack timetables. Also visit Southwest Trains for details on getting to Thorpe Park.
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  • Chertsey, Surrey, England
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  • Lions Gate Entertainment and Twisted Pictures started their partnership with Thorpe Park in March 2009, when Saw: The Ride opened. After this, during Fright Nights 2009, a film called SAW - MOVIE BITES was shown in the Time Voyagers cinema and SAW music was played around the park. A year-round horror maze based on the franchise, named Saw: Alive, was opened in March 2010. It features recreations of scenes from the movies, using live actors and sensory effects to scare visitors. Located on the plaza in between SAW - The Ride and SAW Alive is a SAW Store.
  • Where is Thorpe Park? Thorpe Park is situated between junctions 11 and 13* of the M25. (*Note: Access from Junction 12 of the M25 is not possible). Thorpe Park Staines Road Chertsey Surrey KT16 8PN For a detailed interactive map visit Multimap. Travelling By Train Regular South West trains run from Waterloo direct to Staines. The 950 shuttle link operates from Staines station to the Park running every half hour. Trains also run regularly from Reading and Guildford to Staines Station. An alternative route is available to Chertsey Station (2 trains an hour to Chertsey from Waterloo via Staines except on Sundays when there is one an hour) then catch either 451 bus from stop marked B on the Eastworth Road, or 446 at stop D 2 minutes away (out of the station forecourt turn left and across the traffic lights) journey time 5 minutes with 4 buses per hour on each route except on Sundays one every 2 hours. Call 08457 48 49 50 for Railtrack timetables. Also visit Southwest Trains for details on getting to Thorpe Park. Travelling By Bus Staines Bus station is a 5-minute walk from the railway station. Buses for Thorpe Park depart from Stand 2, including the 950 Thorpe Park Express. Other services operate as follows. From Woking: take the 426/446 to Thorpe Park. From Staines: take the 950/951/426/446/451/461/551 to Thorpe Park. From Chertsey (Heriot Road) : take the 451/426/461/446 to Thorpe Park. For more information call the Traveline on 0871 200 22 33. Travelling By Coach There is a coach service from London Victoria to Staines. Note to Drivers: There is an alternative route, avoiding the low bridge. Travelling By Car Thorpe Park is within easy reach of London. From the M25 take junctions 11 or 13* and follow signs via A320 to Thorpe Park. Car parking is free. If you require detailed directions we recommend using the Transport Direct free on-line Route Planner. This service provides a map and detailed direction traffic news via e-mail on the day of your trip. Simply follow the Transport Direct link below, fill in your postcode and ours, which is KT16 8PN and away you go. Before you travel, check out the very latest travel news at the Highways Agency, or use the Transport Direct Route Planner.
  • Thorpe Park is the third episode of the first series of The Inbetweeners. It first aired on May 8th, 2008 on E4.
  • Thorpe Park was used as the filming location for Blue Sky Park in Primeval. Thorpe Park is a theme park located in Chertsey, Surrey, United Kingdom. It was built in 1979 on the site of a gravel pit which was partially flooded with the intention of creating a water based theme for the park. The park's first large roller coaster, Colossus, was added in 2002. In 2007, Tussauds was bought out by Merlin Entertainments, who now operate the park on a lease from Nick Leslau. In 2007, the park had 1.7 million visitors, making it the third most visited amusement/theme park in the United Kingdom, after Alton Towers and Pleasure Beach; and 13th most visited in Europe.
  • The park is run by Merlin, a wizard with magical powers who is also the homosexual lover of King Arthur Pendragon. Merlin decided to open a theme park once he discovered that Olde England was being overtaken by an army of foul mouthed Nike wearing brutes with shaven heads and cockney accents. This worried Merlin and so he decided to steal a concrete slab outside Waterloo station Burger King and make it a hundred times bigger. On this oversized concrete land he constructed numerous nauseating contraptions designed to terrify the "brutes" whilst also lining Merlin's pocket. The latest contraption will be called "The Swarm." The ride is named after the illegal immigrants that are "swarming" over London. The ride's code name is LC12 which is almost as shit as 'Stealth' for a code name. The ride opens some time in Spring. This news has caused many emo kids to purchase even more boxes of tissues as they just can't keep the jizz inside their bodies. The ride was recently slammed in the Telegraph over worries that the sharper elements caused the limbs to be torn from "testing dummies." The article read "We are concerned that this ride is dangerous to dummies. What with the country we live in, where 99.56% of the public are dummies, we are concerned for their safety. We will be calling this Merlin chap and advising The Swarm not be opened. Next you will be telling us that one of your rides had to be located due to being on sacred haunted ground!" A recent survey suggested that 99.9% of male 'thrillseekers' that go to THORPE PARK go there to look at girls' boobs after they have ridden Tidal Wave. These males are often seen in crowds on 'Pier 13', many geared up with binoculars. The park has many online 'fansites', the sort of websites where you click a thumbnail and nothing comes up.
  • Thorpe Park (or THORPE PARK if you want to use their form of 'marketing', which means that the name must be shouted, if it is not the rampant wildebeest is released) is the place to go if you want to ride dangerously unstable flat rides, or queue 3 hours at guest services when the day is over asking for your money back, if you do ask for your money back it is highly likely that you will be hit with a barrage of offensive language and possibly a beating by Vin Diesel
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