| abstract | - | style="padding-right: 4px; padding-left: 4px;" | Image:Cabal.png Cabal Decree #125/aaa! "No VFH Dramas" is now in effect. Any further discussion on this page other than votes For, Against or Pie will result in wide spread bans and public flogging at dawn. |} Who knew that writers had such brittle egos? 58. The Uncyclopedia maintenance templates get revamped This time, no one makes a big deal about sockpuppets or .jpgs, so the request passes with flying colors. 57 Orian57 breaks some sort of record. Featured on three consecutive days 56. Zombiebaron tries to end voting. It doesn't work. 55. TheLedBalloon takes the Hall of Shame. Gloating ensues. 54. Somebody arbitrarily decides that Dan Kwon sucks balls. Who is that guy, again? 53. Gouncyclopedia! creates a sock and makes a forum to announce his return, and is promptly banned again forever. The forum magically disappears. 52. Somebody gets their knickers in a twist about abstinence. Amazingly, some people actually seem to care. 51. Uncyclopedia reaches out to the foreign language wikis by forming a foreign office. This is America, SPEAK AMERICAN! 50. The Wikimedia foundation calls e|m|c. A powerpoint presentation is made; proposals are proposed, and we finally take over. Win. 49. Latvians are bigest and most powerfull country in the world rours faitfully dave smith 48. Naruto It is trash. 47. As usual, VFH is flooded with various retarded nominations “Things are getting desperate..” ~ Romartus 46. Devo, after announcing a Fall 2009 release for their first album in nearly two decades, pushes it back until 2010, for "radical remixing". Seriously, what the hell does that even mean? 45. Patrick Swayze succumbs to cancer. The dancing's over, now it gets dirty. 44. Kanye West goes on a drunken rampage at some TV thing, where he YO UNCYCLOPEDIA, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT WIKIPEDIA HAD ONE OF THE BEST LISTS OF ALL TIME. ONE OF THE BEST LISTS OF ALL TIME! 43. The white guy in All-4-One tells us to buy their new album. Dexter tells him to make an account. 42. Someone is offended at someone else. Hilarity and butthurt ensues. 41. Roman Dog Bird puts up a feces inspired site notice and receives complaints and praise for it. Mostly complaints. What a fucking numpty. 40. Dexter has a giant penis. But his balls are tiny. 39. Thekillerfroggy goes to college and wants us to keep reading his articles. Roman Dog Bird proceeds to vandalize his user page. 38. Disgraced vocalist, Kevin Federlane wins a blue ribbon in the local county fair pig contest. Holy shit look at that fat fuck. 37. Modusoperandi features himself due to a shortage of featurable articles. All problems on Uncyclopedia are spontaneously solved as if through magic. 36. People keep nominating userpages on VFH Needless to say, Roman Dog Bird, Modusoperandi and Orion Blastar all fail. PENIS also fails. Fails hard. Stop giggling! 35. TheLedBalloon just wants to be loved. Don't we all? But perennial noob Killer 3.14 refuses to give him any. 34. Roman Kool Nigguh Bird contemplates spamming an image of some guy that he saw in a shitty article, but drops the idea. File:Gleediegovnor.jpg 33. Modus takes the top spot in the Hall from TLB. Oh the humanity! Is this the end for our intrepid balloon? Will modes of operations become the new mode of operation for Uncyclopedia? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HALL OF SHAME. *diddly diddly deedledeedle deedledeedle deedledeedledeedledeedledeedledeedle NYEEEOOOOWW!* 32. Nintendorulez returns to inform us that he's being stalked. Mhaille suggests re-featuring Euroipods to mark this occasion. 31. These guys File:Micpat.JPG 30. BUTT POOP!!!! I eat apples with Mike Tyson. 29. An IP tries to get users to go to Illogicopedia, but fails. Terrorism and cake soon follows. 28. A drawing of Muhammad giving head gets deleted! And people go apeshit. Just wait until they see Wikipedia's page on fellatio. 27. A "re-imagined" version of "Mohammedlickingcock.jpg" then almost got featured Twice! 26. Twilight gets rewritten. Nobody notices. Can't say we blame 'em. 25. Mhaille nominated on VFH. Everybody notices. Can't say we blame 'em. 24. The UnSignpost goes over a month without getting written THEDUDEMAN tries to come to the rescue. Fails. Woody finishes the job a week later. 23. Tompkins comes back for 5 minutes! Recreates the caption contest, doesn't participate, and leaves right after. 22. Dexter111344 nominates this to spite everyone. Now quit nominating shit you know will fail! 21. Hyperbole notices several pregnancy themed articles. and finds them quite "amusing" apparently. 20. Colin replaces an image on the main page with Goatse. lol hes such a punk 19. A failed writing experiment With hard throbbing cocks. 18. Kip the Dip returns. He later starts International Page Blanking Day 2009 to little fanfare. 17. Former and Future President Richard Nixon dies for a second time. R.I.P. 1913-1994, 2009-2009. 16. Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service added new improved brighter colors but failed to inspire editors of said section in this floundering economy. 15. Multiliteralist announces he is leaving a few weeks before he is leaving. Starts a forum or two, there is drama, not much leaving. 14. Mhaille just wants us to know that we are all shit Carry on. 13. ChiefjusticeDS graces the wiki with his presence. No, wait. That's just Famine with a wig. My bad. 12. VFD continues to hasten the widening gap of written articles between Unpsych & Wikii. Kinda makes you wish we still had that stub on Ireng Shui now doesn't it? 11. Foreign Uncyclopedias are discovered to be violating our cc-by-sa-nc license However, everybody else is discovered to be doing the same the thing, and UN:N 10. Merry Pagan Christmas! Now, what'd you get? My haul was better! 9. Some dumbass puts an entry on this list that was already included. “What a dumbass!” ~ Dexter111344 on that idiot 8. Brittany Murphy dies. Eddie Murphy continues to live. 7. Somebody puts an entry on this list about somebody else double posting an entry, instead of correcting it. self reference and vanity ensues, as does filibustering to finish this list. 6. Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven ate nine! HAHAHAHA! I'm so fucking clever. 5. Happytimes fails to be featured before the end of the year despite excessive bribes, Plans to start a forum or two, before officially announcing they are leaving a in . 4. The Grue Army is declared dead. Hmm... Is that really a bad thing? 3. Filibustering to reach 1 before the new year begins... Why the Hell can't we ever get this thing filled before the last fucking minute?! 2 Orian57 wonders what "fillibusting" means. Finnally starts to contribute again as the new year dawns. 1. 2009 Amidst clouds of drama, epic bans, fighting in the streets, malfunctioning VFH, delirious editors and the sinking ship that is Uncyclopedia, we managed to survive another year. Hopefully 2010 will finally see the demise of us.
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