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  • Albert Al-Sahaf
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  • Albert Al-Sahaf is the official Minister of Denial in the Executive Cabinet of the USA. His job is to deny the obvious facts around him obliviously. He's a favorite among the masses but serves an actual purpose in the EC (for internal government reasons only). The Troublesome Trio loves pranking him and the entire EC, as does the few mischevious SPC delegates. Communist Poker Face was going to be his wife before she died, and she is one of the few people he doesn't routinely deny to.
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  • We have destroyed two whoopee cushions, water-blasters, two joy buzzers and their shovels - We have driven them back.
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Faction
  • Part of the Executive Cabinet.
Status
  • No, I am not scared of pranks and neither should you be!
Name
  • Albert Bob Al-Sahaf
Caption
  • There are no pompus infidels in a high seat of power. Never!
Title
  • Minister of Denial
Gender
  • Male
Health
  • Health? What health? I'll roast my stomach at the hands of Darktan before I tell you about the sneezing issue I have- oops.
Race
Location
  • South Pole Capitol, Executive Branch wing.
abstract
  • Albert Al-Sahaf is the official Minister of Denial in the Executive Cabinet of the USA. His job is to deny the obvious facts around him obliviously. He's a favorite among the masses but serves an actual purpose in the EC (for internal government reasons only). The Troublesome Trio loves pranking him and the entire EC, as does the few mischevious SPC delegates. Communist Poker Face was going to be his wife before she died, and she is one of the few people he doesn't routinely deny to.