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  • United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features
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  • Ridiculously accentuated facial features have been a trait and tradition of almost every U.S. president since George Washington inflated his eyeballs in 1789. Originally part of Washington's Halloween costume, future presidents blew the entire tradition out of proportion.
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  • 4186027
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  • 2009-11-01
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  • Ridiculously accentuated facial features have been a trait and tradition of almost every U.S. president since George Washington inflated his eyeballs in 1789. Originally part of Washington's Halloween costume, future presidents blew the entire tradition out of proportion. The tradition was stopped by president Warren Harding in 1921 when he promised to return the presidency to a "Normalcy". Evidence of the tradition was eventually removed by Franklin Delano Roosevelt on the suggestion of Winston Churchill, who laughed uncontrollably on his walk through the "Hall of Presidents" (telling Roosevelt that English Prime Ministers followed a tradition of increasing penis size, something that Teddy Roosevelt previously attempted). Nevertheless it was shortly reinstated by Nixon Administration until it eventually forced him to resign when his ear hair infested the Watergate hotel.