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| rdfs:comment | - Mugabetheism is the official and only accepted religion of Central Asia and, incidentally, of Rhodesia. The faith of the Mugabetheists reside in the belief that Our Great Lord Robert Mugabe is the new Jesus (also known as Black Jesus) coming to Earth to save the faithful ones while riding an old car while singing reggae and rap.
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| abstract | - Mugabetheism is the official and only accepted religion of Central Asia and, incidentally, of Rhodesia. The faith of the Mugabetheists reside in the belief that Our Great Lord Robert Mugabe is the new Jesus (also known as Black Jesus) coming to Earth to save the faithful ones while riding an old car while singing reggae and rap. What began as a sect became an official religion with a wide following when old prophecies dating as far back as 1997 were discovered in Our Great Lord's Robert Mugabe's orifice office desk's drawer by some dumb archaeologist who seemingly had nothing better to do on that day. The very old sacred texts were written on a McDonald's napkin with what seemed to be a very ancient pen and clearly stated, without a single doubt, that Our Great Lord Robert Mugabe was the new Messiah. The newly unearthed document was immediately studied by theologists and put on display in Zimbabwe's Natural History Museum, where millions of pagans convert everyday upon its very sight.
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