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  • Clamen
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  • Clamen are most notably one of the most forgotten of the seven sentient species of Earth. Clamen, or more uncommonly known as Clampeople, are a deep sea race of thinking, aquatic sea monsters that evolved from the animals of clam. They have been secretly and clamily evolving in the deep seas right under our very noses. Although like most of the seven sentient species of Earth (including Humans, Sasquatches, Birdman, Batman, Spiderman and Lizardmen), they do want world domination, so far they only have minimal demands of arpartment housing and pre-fried shrimp as they cannot make any fire under water. They do not pose much of a threat as they spend most of their time butting heads and seeing who can last the longest. They are known to invent the rugby and American football when several Clam
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  • Clamen are most notably one of the most forgotten of the seven sentient species of Earth. Clamen, or more uncommonly known as Clampeople, are a deep sea race of thinking, aquatic sea monsters that evolved from the animals of clam. They have been secretly and clamily evolving in the deep seas right under our very noses. Although like most of the seven sentient species of Earth (including Humans, Sasquatches, Birdman, Batman, Spiderman and Lizardmen), they do want world domination, so far they only have minimal demands of arpartment housing and pre-fried shrimp as they cannot make any fire under water. They do not pose much of a threat as they spend most of their time butting heads and seeing who can last the longest. They are known to invent the rugby and American football when several Clamen fought over a deliciously ripe melon. They also enjoy the music of both Beethoven and music from The Little Mermaid.