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| rdfs:comment | - Lines started with humble beginnings. The first line was said to be a straight line, but records prove nothing. Later mutations of the straight line were called homosexual lines and burned at the stake. Then, the line began to evolve, first forming another line, making a 90 degree angle. Then they evolved more and began to make curves and twists and turns. But something bad happened, the lines got out of control and became a massive mess. It was then up to Chuck Norris to fix the mess. He simply took his sword and cut the line to pieces. This resulted in a massive population explosion. meant to
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| abstract | - Lines started with humble beginnings. The first line was said to be a straight line, but records prove nothing. Later mutations of the straight line were called homosexual lines and burned at the stake. Then, the line began to evolve, first forming another line, making a 90 degree angle. Then they evolved more and began to make curves and twists and turns. But something bad happened, the lines got out of control and became a massive mess. It was then up to Chuck Norris to fix the mess. He simply took his sword and cut the line to pieces. This resulted in a massive population explosion. Soon people came along, and they realized the importance of lines. Soon they enslaved all line-dom and lines have been the slaves of humans from then on. Over the years they have become quiet, just like the trees. They dont talk. They hate humans. They WILL KILL you if you let them. Satan's army is 97% lines. Horizontal lines are meant to be used sparingly
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