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  • Tearjerker
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  • Tearjerker is a hat and part of the Veg Antilleze Set.
  • Tearjerker was the spy Stan Smith's archenemy, whom he sends his henchmen to assassinate. He then kidnaps Stan, and Sexpun (AKA Francine) and forces them to watch his tragedy film Oscar Gold which he also claimed to be the saddest film of all time. It is the tale of a mentally retarded Jewish boy, who is an alcholoic in The Holocaust. He had a pet dog, who later dies of cancer, and he vows to stop drinking.
Level
  • 42
Season
  • 4
guest starring
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Prev Ep
  • Frannie 911
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Featuring
  • Roger as Tearjerker
  • Stan Smith as Stan Smith
  • Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come
Next Ep
  • Oedipal Panties
Type
  • Hat
headline
  • 'No Headline'
Weight
  • 10
Episode Number
  • 10
Total
  • 52
Title
  • Tearjerker
Description
  • Not content to simply terrorise the country folk with his imposing build, Veg Antilleze is the only monster able to instantly make any enemy cry. This hat contains a bit of that power, and it's edible too!
First Aired
  • 2008-01-13
Conditions
  • * None
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Plot
  • right|300px Stan and other characters play roles in a Bond-style spoof. In it, Stan plays a 007-type agent assigned by his boss, "B" to infiltrate the set of arms dealer-suddenly-turned movie producer Tchochkie Schmear . While in Tunisia, Stan discovers that Schmear has been hired by the diabolical Tearjerker , a business tycoon who has been abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies and malfunction when exposed to milk. After being helped by Tearjerker's henchwoman Sexpun T'Come , Stan realizes that Tearjerker plans to use his masterpiece "Oscar Gold," the best and saddest movie ever about a mentally retarded alcoholic Jewish boy and his cancer ridden puppy during the Holocaust, to cause millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death. left|250px After Gums' boat tour of the plan leads Stan and Sexpun right into the villain's office, which Tearjerker is pissed about, saying that "yeah the contractor who I got to build this place really screwed me bad". He ties them up and forces them to watch "Oscar Gold" with millions of people around the world. Everyone is on the verge of crying to death, but Stan remembers that Sexpun has a ring in her pocket that was given to him by "S" , whose gadgets only make womens' breasts grow. He urges her to put it on, which causes Sexpun's breasts to swell so large that they break the ropes, allowing her to set herself and Stan free. Discovering the real celebrities in Tearjerker's dungeon, Stan records a video of them with their baby and posts it on the Internet. All the movie goers then get phone calls about the celebrity baby and go home to see them online. Tearjerker then unleashes his soldiers to kill Stan. However, as they descend on ropes from his blimp, they plummet through the floor of Tearjerker's poorly-built office; Stan then climbs up their ropes onto the blimp. Tearjerker tries to flee in an escape pod, planning on creating a more successful movie about a baby chimp trying to revive his dead mother for hours. However, the shoddy construction causes the pod to fall into a volcano with Tearjerker cursing the contractor who he hired to build his hide out. In the end, Stan and Sexpun get married, though it is unknown how long their relationship will last since Sexpun realizes that Stan was, up until their honeymoon, a virgin. As they make love, Tearjerker's arm rises from the volcanic crater...only to fall back in after a few seconds, suggesting that he is truly dead.
Effects
  • * 31~40 Intelligence * 31~40 Chance * 1 Range
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  • 3
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  • In a parody of James Bond, CIA agent Stan Smith must defeat evil genius Tearjerker.
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  • Tearjerker was the spy Stan Smith's archenemy, whom he sends his henchmen to assassinate. He then kidnaps Stan, and Sexpun (AKA Francine) and forces them to watch his tragedy film Oscar Gold which he also claimed to be the saddest film of all time. It is the tale of a mentally retarded Jewish boy, who is an alcholoic in The Holocaust. He had a pet dog, who later dies of cancer, and he vows to stop drinking. Tearjerker planned on using the film to literally kill billions of people with crying. When Tearjerker was defeated, he tried to escape in his escape pod. However, it malfunctioned and he fell into a volcano. The expectation for him returning was slim, when he rose his hand out of the lava, only to have it weakly fall back in. However, in its sequel episode, For Black Eyes Only, he apparently survived the volcano, and is then put in a secret prison. He reluctantly joined forces with Stan after he learned that he was after the antagonist Black Villain. He wanted to get revenge on Black Villain for treachery. However, he later stabs Smith in the back, and joins forces with Black Villain. When Stan turns the hair dryers back on, Tearjerker is rescued alongside Sexpuneequa. However, he is later thrown into the ocean and is impaled by a swordfish. The possibility of him surving for another episode seemed unlikely since he crawled out of the ocean only to be dragged back in, swordfish included. He was a parody of Ernst Stavro Blofeld of James Bond fame, and was potrayed by Roger.
  • Tearjerker is a hat and part of the Veg Antilleze Set.