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| rdfs:comment | - The national culture of Malaysia is Food. National Holidays include the Rice Festival, the Cake Festival, the Noodle Festival, Moon Cake Festival and the Food Festival. Malaysians completely WORSHIP food. They pray to their food. They can drive 35465464 miles for the best food. And when they feel guilty, they will visit Fitness First to lose weight, so that they can eat more food. Fitness First members like to flex around and do ridiculous exercise all over the place even they are outside of Fitness First to show their semi-built up muscles. Malaysians are compelled forced to eat smatijoves at least twice a day at 11am and 11pm on the hour as a very strict tradition. Not doing so means a curse is placed on them and awful things happen to their families. Apparently. Nasi Lemak, Roti Canai a
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| abstract | - The national culture of Malaysia is Food. National Holidays include the Rice Festival, the Cake Festival, the Noodle Festival, Moon Cake Festival and the Food Festival. Malaysians completely WORSHIP food. They pray to their food. They can drive 35465464 miles for the best food. And when they feel guilty, they will visit Fitness First to lose weight, so that they can eat more food. Fitness First members like to flex around and do ridiculous exercise all over the place even they are outside of Fitness First to show their semi-built up muscles. Malaysians are compelled forced to eat smatijoves at least twice a day at 11am and 11pm on the hour as a very strict tradition. Not doing so means a curse is placed on them and awful things happen to their families. Apparently. Nasi Lemak, Roti Canai and Teh Tarik makes Malaysia the second largest obese nation after the USA.
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