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| rdfs:comment | - As the epitome of human evolution, nostrils do well in providing places to hide nose hair, adding another characteristic to help define handsomeness or beauty, and separating us from the lesser beings such as the The Annoying Orange, The Dark Lord, as well as various legumes and maple leaves. Less useful attributes of nostrils include providing a filter for air supply, removing moisture upon exhaling, and providing a 2nd and 3rd route for oxygen into or out of your lungs. These secondary traits can be replaced by a combination of using ear plugs whenever crap love songs come on the radio (Suck a duck Alfred Hitchcock), spitting/snot rocketing, and plastic tubing.
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| abstract | - As the epitome of human evolution, nostrils do well in providing places to hide nose hair, adding another characteristic to help define handsomeness or beauty, and separating us from the lesser beings such as the The Annoying Orange, The Dark Lord, as well as various legumes and maple leaves. Less useful attributes of nostrils include providing a filter for air supply, removing moisture upon exhaling, and providing a 2nd and 3rd route for oxygen into or out of your lungs. These secondary traits can be replaced by a combination of using ear plugs whenever crap love songs come on the radio (Suck a duck Alfred Hitchcock), spitting/snot rocketing, and plastic tubing.
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