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| rdfs:comment | - Soft drink wa yùmmimàt dè 1-zúŋ, yusolli wiŧ carbon dioxide solven intu.
- A soft drink is a purchasable item in Watch Dogs. Aiden Pearce is able to buy this item for around $3 at any Quinkie's fast food restaurant. When purchased, Aiden's health is restored and boosted.
- A soft drink was a type of sweet, flavoured, non-alcoholic, often carbonated beverage common to a number of planets, races and cultures, including Earth and Humans. A particular Vulcan ship visiting the trading planet of Rigel IV only made a profit after selling every single soft drink on board, but was unable to sell any of its pure neutronium (FASA RPG module: The Orions: Book of Common Knowledge).
- A Soft Drink (also known as Liquid Snap) is a dangerous substance that could induce 'sobering down'. This dangerous condition can cause heightening of fear, inability to talk like a Tang, and makes women appear as ugly as they are. Such drinks need to be consumed with love, or preferably with Molson Canadian. The addition of alky-hol to any soft drink makes it safe for consumption, and vastly improves the flavor of noxious substances such as kool-aid. The subject of Pop versus Soda has arisen many times. However, Oscar Wilde was the one to finally end the debate with his cataclysmic phrase:
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| abstract | - Soft drink wa yùmmimàt dè 1-zúŋ, yusolli wiŧ carbon dioxide solven intu.
- A soft drink is a purchasable item in Watch Dogs. Aiden Pearce is able to buy this item for around $3 at any Quinkie's fast food restaurant. When purchased, Aiden's health is restored and boosted.
- A soft drink was a type of sweet, flavoured, non-alcoholic, often carbonated beverage common to a number of planets, races and cultures, including Earth and Humans. A particular Vulcan ship visiting the trading planet of Rigel IV only made a profit after selling every single soft drink on board, but was unable to sell any of its pure neutronium (FASA RPG module: The Orions: Book of Common Knowledge).
- A Soft Drink (also known as Liquid Snap) is a dangerous substance that could induce 'sobering down'. This dangerous condition can cause heightening of fear, inability to talk like a Tang, and makes women appear as ugly as they are. Such drinks need to be consumed with love, or preferably with Molson Canadian. The addition of alky-hol to any soft drink makes it safe for consumption, and vastly improves the flavor of noxious substances such as kool-aid. The famous legal case brought against the makers of StinkpopTM in 1982 proved that soft drink consumption does indeed make women impotent. 72 women brought the class action against the company after being unable to produce an erection. They received $100,000 in damages, and Stinkpop was taken off the market. Since then it is mandatory that all soft drinks include the disclaimer "This substance may make your mojo fail". The subject of Pop versus Soda has arisen many times. However, Oscar Wilde was the one to finally end the debate with his cataclysmic phrase: “I drank pop once. My abdomen exploded. I wouldn't recommend pop, as I am now abdomenless. Soda, however, is much more clean, environmentally friendly, and can teach your kids how to pay their taxes.”~ Oscar Wilde on Soda versus Pop
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