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| rdfs:comment | - The main Melodoen form of transport is the Ford Transit. Often purchased 600th hand from a builder, these slow and noisy heaps are the only vehicle that can carry all the Melodeon weaponry and spoils of war, as well as his beer gut. Quite how a structure that is 90% rust manages this is unclear. A popular modification is to point the exhaust pipe forwards, creating a smokescreen to hide their advance.
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| abstract | - The main Melodoen form of transport is the Ford Transit. Often purchased 600th hand from a builder, these slow and noisy heaps are the only vehicle that can carry all the Melodeon weaponry and spoils of war, as well as his beer gut. Quite how a structure that is 90% rust manages this is unclear. A popular modification is to point the exhaust pipe forwards, creating a smokescreen to hide their advance.
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