abstract | - Every week, thousands of deceased men, women and children are buried or even burned. This is an incredible waste of human resources, just because someone dies does not mean that they cease to be a valuable member of society. Here at Life after Death Inc. we supply corpses for every occasion. You can choose a body from our fully illustrated, 900 page catalogue, or visit one of our many showrooms situated around the country. Our helpful and friendly staff will be only too pleased to assist you. In the unlikely event that you cannot find the corpse you want, we can easily make one up to your specifications in under an hour! Our prices are very competitive and if you are not completely satisfied with your model, return it within 10 days for your money back!
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