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| rdfs:comment | - TI-89 Titanium - just the name is enough to give those in "the calculus know" an orgasm (also known as a 'Nerdgasm' - signs of which involve pens exploding in pocket protectors and the repeated pushing up of glasses.) It is the most powerful non-QUERTY Calculator in mass production, and is the preferred mathematical tool at all legitimate institutions (namely, my house). Liberals, however, do not want the public to know this, because with the power given to one by the TI-89 Titanium, a Coup is almost certain, and seriously, who wants Stephen Hawking as our president? The Casio, contrary to the opinion below, was actually invented by the liberals in order to keep the common man down, as well as Stephen Hawking's comically small penis. In fact, the TI-89 Titanium is so manly it has its own
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| abstract | - TI-89 Titanium - just the name is enough to give those in "the calculus know" an orgasm (also known as a 'Nerdgasm' - signs of which involve pens exploding in pocket protectors and the repeated pushing up of glasses.) It is the most powerful non-QUERTY Calculator in mass production, and is the preferred mathematical tool at all legitimate institutions (namely, my house). Liberals, however, do not want the public to know this, because with the power given to one by the TI-89 Titanium, a Coup is almost certain, and seriously, who wants Stephen Hawking as our president? The Casio, contrary to the opinion below, was actually invented by the liberals in order to keep the common man down, as well as Stephen Hawking's comically small penis. In fact, the TI-89 Titanium is so manly it has its own penis. So, if you are ever in need of a computational device with a capacity greater than that of horse manure, please consider the TI-89 Titanium - it will be the best $150 you ever spent.
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