| abstract | - The beginning of the game illustrated Barney playing in a park with numerous friends of his. Suddenly, a gang of terrorists claiming to be part of Al-Qaeda bursts onto the scene and kidnaps all five of Barney's friends, as well as five important items that could cause significant damage if lost or in the wrong hands. The terrorists threaten to behead all of the children if the United States of America does not meet both of their two demands: pull out of Saudi Arabia and become an Islamic state. Barney, incapacitated in the attack, wakes up in hospital where Bill Clinton informs him of the crisis. His five friends have been taken hostage, and are holding the following items to ransom:
* A VHS tape of Barney's show. The destruction of this tape could disrupt the flow of good in the world and sadden brave and loyal soldiers everywhere.
* The American constitution, which the terrorists plan on incinerating in order to destroy America's politics.
* The Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom, which are used to fund their terrorist plans.
* The Ozone Layer, the one barrier keeping us safe from the evils of the Sun. The terrorists threaten to destroy this and kill us all.
* God, the one man who stands in the way of Allah's cruel domination. Clinton adds that some evidence of the hostages' location was found at the scene. Barney decides to act on this whim and heads for the Middle East, where he learns of four towns where the children and items may be kept. Not hesitating to think further, Barney arms himself to the teeth and storms each town, rescuing hostages, recovering stolen items, and extinguishing the threat of terrorist Islam. However, Barney has yet to find his five friends, or the five items he is looking for even after liberating the towns. Barney is ready to give up when he is challenged by Allah himself. Allah has the hostages under his watch, and can destroy them all at the click of his finger. But Barney is not swayed. Barney and Allah engage in a bloody and violent battle, but Allah is finally terminated when Barney delivers a fatal punch to the gonads. Barney returns home to America, with his five friends, where he is awarded a Medal of Honor for saving the world from the terrorist threat. With Allah defeated and Islam gone, Barney returns to his efforts in the war against terror.
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