| rdfs:comment | - The Phone Call is a British short film. It was directed by Mat Kirkby who co-write the screenplay with James Lucas. It stars Sally Hawkins, Jim Broadbent and Edward Hogg. It was nominated for Best Live Action Short at the 87th Academy Awards.
- The Phone Call is a song sung in Act-1 of Lucky Stiff. In the song, Vinne, Rita's brother, calls his wife, Mary Alice, to tell her he won't be home.
- ‘’This is Squidward Tentacles.’’ ‘’This is my ass, calling from Hell!’’ a squeaky voice giggled from on the line. ‘’Who the fuck is this?’’ ‘’Listen, lady...’’ the voice on the phone paused. ‘’…how old are you?’’ ‘’It’s none of your business how old I am, and I’m a guy! Now who the hell are you?!’’ ‘’How old are you?’’ ‘’It’s none of you’re business!’’ ‘’Answer my question!’’ ‘’No fucking way in hell I’m answering your question!’’ ‘’Now listen, lady…’’ the voice on the other end began. But Squidward interrupted. ‘’I’M NOT A LADY!’’ ‘’No!’’ ‘’That’s bell-og-nah!’’ ‘’What the fuck is bellognah?’’ ‘’No!’’
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| abstract | - ‘’This is Squidward Tentacles.’’ ‘’This is my ass, calling from Hell!’’ a squeaky voice giggled from on the line. ‘’Who the fuck is this?’’ ‘’Listen, lady...’’ the voice on the phone paused. ‘’…how old are you?’’ ‘’It’s none of your business how old I am, and I’m a guy! Now who the hell are you?!’’ ‘’How old are you?’’ ‘’It’s none of you’re business!’’ ‘’Answer my question!’’ ‘’No fucking way in hell I’m answering your question!’’ ‘’Now listen, lady…’’ the voice on the other end began. But Squidward interrupted. ‘’I’M NOT A LADY!’’ ‘’Oh, you’re a guy? Then have you ever gotten your girlfriend pregnant?’’ ‘’No!’’ ‘’That’s bell-og-nah!’’ ‘’What the fuck is bellognah?’’ ‘’This is fucking ridiculous!’’ Squidward was about to blow a vein. ‘’I NEVER WENT TO JAIL!’’ Squidward screamed back. ‘’It’s none of your business how old I am, I never got my girlfriend pregnant, I never went to jail, I’m a guy, and what the fuck is bellognah!?’’ ‘’Don’t you give me that!’’ ‘’Don’t give you what!?’’ Squidward continued to scream back. ‘’Ya don’t give me nothin’!’’ yelled the voice on the phone. ‘’Ya hear me bitch? Ya don’t wanna give me shit! Ya wanna know why? ‘Cause ya are da’ bitch and I am da’ man! Fuck you!’’ ‘’Listen, asshole! What the fuck are you talking about? ‘’Cause ya are da’ bitch and I am da’ man!’ What the fuck is that shit? You just called me on the phone and started asking me stupid questions! You know what you are? You’re an asshole. Yeah. That’s right. You’re an asshole. You hear me asshole? Asshole!’’ ‘’Fuck you!’’ screams the voice at the other end of the phone. ‘’Fuck you too!’’ yells Squidward. ‘’Have a very, very fuck-you day!’’ ‘’…’’ Squidward was very thankful that he had shut up the voice at the other end of the phone. But he didn’t. ‘’Can I come to your house?’’ ‘’No!’’ ‘’You need to get a life!’’ yells the person at the other end of the line. ‘’You won’t even answer my questions!’’ ‘’You’re the one that needs to get a life! It’s not my fault that I don’t want some asshole finding out all of my personal information! I mean, honestly! What the is wrong with you? You’re the one who needs to get a life! At least I have something better to do than call people I don’t know and start asking them stupid questions! Fuck you!’’ ‘’…At least I don’t work at the cash register at the Krusty Krab…’’ ‘’What the hell…?!’’ ‘’…and at least I’m not bald…’’ ‘’OH MY GOD, I HAVE A STALKER!’’ Squidward leaves the phone on the counter, and he runs in to his room. He would find out the truth sooner or later. ‘’Come on, let’s prank call Mr. Krabs now!’’ God, I still think this is the best thing I’ve ever written. Ever. It’s still the best thing I’ve ever written. How I came up with this? I prank called a guy, and this is basically the conversation we had. And also, he sounded a lot like Squidward, so I came up with this. The End
- The Phone Call is a British short film. It was directed by Mat Kirkby who co-write the screenplay with James Lucas. It stars Sally Hawkins, Jim Broadbent and Edward Hogg. It was nominated for Best Live Action Short at the 87th Academy Awards.
- The Phone Call is a song sung in Act-1 of Lucky Stiff. In the song, Vinne, Rita's brother, calls his wife, Mary Alice, to tell her he won't be home.
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