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  • United Church of Awesome
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  • The United Church of Awesome, a little-known Martian sect of Christianity, was founded in the year 843 by Gf'qrty'tyu IVX, also kown as "Gufwald the Great" a Martian ruler, after a passing crew of Vikings visited his planet and taught him of the Earth concept known as Awesome. The Church worships Jesus Christ, famed for his comic book, action figure and movie franchise known as Christianity, and believes him to be the Earthly incarnation of Awesome itself. The Church of Awesome once dominated the entire planet of Mars, under the control of the Supreme Chief Pirate, although it did not control the moons Pheibos and Incredible Stan, which are controlled by demons and fisherman, respectively.
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  • The United Church of Awesome, a little-known Martian sect of Christianity, was founded in the year 843 by Gf'qrty'tyu IVX, also kown as "Gufwald the Great" a Martian ruler, after a passing crew of Vikings visited his planet and taught him of the Earth concept known as Awesome. The Church worships Jesus Christ, famed for his comic book, action figure and movie franchise known as Christianity, and believes him to be the Earthly incarnation of Awesome itself. The Church of Awesome once dominated the entire planet of Mars, under the control of the Supreme Chief Pirate, although it did not control the moons Pheibos and Incredible Stan, which are controlled by demons and fisherman, respectively.