| rdfs:comment | - Captain Lou Albano (1933-2009), was the 1st and original actor to portray and voice Mario in the season 1 episodes of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. He had just passed away in his sleep from a heart attack at the age of 76 back in October 14, 2009.
- Captain Lou Albano was a man hired by Nintendo to impersonate Mario and do a weird dance. He was originally a a janitor in Nintendo HQ. He is estimated to be a Level One Super Fat Warrior. He might have even fought in the War of 2012, but he was probably just dancing on the battlefield.
- Lou would attend the University of Yoshi's Island until he was drafted into the Navy in 1951 to take on the evil forces of King Koopa. Lou would rise in ranks to become the captain of the vessel U.S.S Star Power. Lou was dubbed Super Mario, and took on the evil forces of King Koopa with the help of his brother, Luigi, to help save a princess by the name of Peach Toadstool. Lou found himself constantly having to rescue the princess all the time, and by the time Koopa kidnapped her for the 5th time in a 10 year period, Lou said, "Fuck it, the bitch isn't worth it anymore". Lou told Luigi to go rescue her himself this time, because a simple kiss for rescuing her was not enough for Lou. As he told Mad Magazine in 1967: "The bitch wasn't worth the effort. I'd battle all these goombas and flying
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| abstract | - Lou would attend the University of Yoshi's Island until he was drafted into the Navy in 1951 to take on the evil forces of King Koopa. Lou would rise in ranks to become the captain of the vessel U.S.S Star Power. Lou was dubbed Super Mario, and took on the evil forces of King Koopa with the help of his brother, Luigi, to help save a princess by the name of Peach Toadstool. Lou found himself constantly having to rescue the princess all the time, and by the time Koopa kidnapped her for the 5th time in a 10 year period, Lou said, "Fuck it, the bitch isn't worth it anymore". Lou told Luigi to go rescue her himself this time, because a simple kiss for rescuing her was not enough for Lou. As he told Mad Magazine in 1967: "The bitch wasn't worth the effort. I'd battle all these goombas and flying turtles, risk life and death on land, sea, air, and even lava, you've got all these enemies trying to kill me wherever I went, and what did I get when I took out King Koopa? A fucking kiss! Just a fucking kiss, nothing else. Not even a blow job or a hand job. Hell, she wouldn't even let me see her boobs! And it really was pissing me off that if I rescued her one more time with no reward, I'd end up ramming Yoshis tongue so hard up between her legs she'd split in two. My sexual frustrations were getting the better of me, understand? I was stomping on every turtle I saw, I would kick goombas in the balls just for walking too close to me, and I was even finding myself destroying castles and blowing shit up 'cause I was so fed up with that bitch". Lou became a very violent man, and the only place that a violent man could make a living without ending up in jail was to join the WWF and kick the shit out of endangered animals legally. So Lou found the quickest warp zone out of Mushroom land and headed to New York City to join the World Wrestling Federation.
- Captain Lou Albano (1933-2009), was the 1st and original actor to portray and voice Mario in the season 1 episodes of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. He had just passed away in his sleep from a heart attack at the age of 76 back in October 14, 2009.
- Captain Lou Albano was a man hired by Nintendo to impersonate Mario and do a weird dance. He was originally a a janitor in Nintendo HQ. He is estimated to be a Level One Super Fat Warrior. He might have even fought in the War of 2012, but he was probably just dancing on the battlefield.
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