| abstract | - The members of the committee include several of Congress’ key senior and a few junior senators and congressmen (or congresswomen, as the genitals may be) of both the Dem Cats and the Pubbies parties:
* Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA)
* Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA)
* Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
* Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA)
* Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
* Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY)
* Senator Harry Reid *D-NV)
* Senator Lincoln Chafee (P-RI)
* Senate Bill Frist (P-TN)
* Senator Mitch McConnell (P-KY)
* Senator Rick Santorum (P-PA)
* Congressman Chris Cannon (P-UT) Congressman Frank’s “personal assistant and latest lover,” Steve Gobie, who has given up prostitution to become a surveyor, will accompany the party to ensure that the latitude and longitude of New Guinea “really is what it is, whatever it is,” Frank said. In the unlikely event that one of the committee members dies or in the even more unlikely event that any of them is not reelected, the committee as a whole will appoint his or her replacement.
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