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  • Mary Magdalene
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  • Mary Magdalene was the woman healed of seven demons in Luke 8:2 and Mark 16:9, those who believe the Bible is literally true believe all that. According to Christian beliefs she was a follower of Jesus and the first person to see him after his resurrection. Non Canonical Gospels suggest Mary Magdalene could have been the wife of Jesus and had a full relationship with her husband. Those who don't believe the Bible can only guess who Mary Magdalene really was and whether she really existed.
  • Mary Magdalene was on a boat!
  • Mary of Magdalene(マグダレーナMagudarēna) was the foreseeing Holy Maiden who the Order of Magdalene enclosed and was named after.
  • Mary Magdalene is a character who appears in the Four Gospels of the Bible. She was possessed by seven evil spirits, but Jesus liberated her from those evil spirits. Since that moment, Mary Magdalene became a follower of Jesus.
  • Mary Magdalene (don't call her Mary without the Cherry) was a commie liberal prostitute, who some people say married Jesus. Many Anti-American, Commie, Liberal disbelievers tell this lie to smaer the savior's good name. Any Nazi man of God it was completely normal for rabbis white, blue-eyed, blond Christians to remain unmarried in their 30's in an age where most people didn't live to be 25. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
  • Mary Magdalene was one of the followers of Jesus whom Scripture said had seven demons cast out of her. She was present at the tomb when Jesus personally appeared unto her at His resurrection.
  • Mary Magdalene, also known as Mary of Magdala, Maria and Mariam, was a woman who lived about 6,000 years before the events of Xenosaga on Lost Jerusalem during the time of Jesus Christ as his partner. Mary Magdalene traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She was present at Jesus' two most important moments: the crucifixion and the resurrection. Mary supposedly once washed his feet with her hair.
  • The fact that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a relationship is hinted in some of the ancient tabloids. It is known that Jesus repeatedly flirted with her often in public, to the dismay of the Moral Majority.Jesus had learnt beforehand that Mary was heavenly at sucking dicks, therefore, he snook down from heaven (careful to put some pillows under his duvet so God didn't know) and checked out the action.Despite this, Jesus made it clear that he loved them just as much in a spiritual sense. At that time, it was required for Jewish teachers to be married but Jesus's own teacher, Moses, was an asexual whose only hobbies were playing Dungeons & Dragons and building wooden ducks.
  • Mary Magdalene or Mary of Magdala (original Greek Μαρία η Μαγδαληνή) is described, both in the canonical New Testament and in the New Testament apocrypha, as one of the most important women in the movement of Jesus. According to Luke 8:2 and Mark 16:9, Jesus cleansed her of seven demons. Mary was a devoted follower of Jesus, entering into the close circle of those taught by Jesus during his Galilean ministry. She became prominent during the last days, accompanying Jesus during his travels and following him to the end. She witnessed his Crucifixion and burial. According to all four Gospels in the Christian New Testament, she was the first person to see the resurrected Christ.
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  • apothecaries; Atrani, Italy; Casamicciola Terme, Ischia; contemplative life; converts; glove makers; hairdressers; penitent sinners; people ridiculed for their piety; perfumeries; pharmacists; reformed prostitutes; sexual temptation; tanners; women
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  • Mary Magdalene
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  • Bridget Hoffman
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  • Mary-magdalene-2.jpg
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  • Chapter 36
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  • Mariko Suzuki
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  • Episode 21
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Birthplace
  • Magdala, Judea, Lost Jerusalem
Appearances
  • Xenosaga Episode III
  • Anime, Manga
Birth Date
  • early 1st century AD
Age
  • 18
  • Over 6000
death place
  • Ephesus, Asia Minor or Marseilles
Status
  • Deceased
  • Ambiguous
Other
  • another Mary
Attributes
  • Eastern: container of ointment , or holding a red egg ; embracing the feet of Christ after the Resurrection
  • Western: alabaster box of ointment, long hair, at the foot of the cross
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  • Mary Magdalene
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  • 130
  • 225
Romaji
  • Magudarēna
Caption
  • Mary Magdalene at the foot of the Cross
feast day
  • --07-22
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Birthdate
  • Around 0 A.D.
Aliases
  • KOS-MOS
  • Maria
  • Animus
  • Mariam
  • T-elos
Weight
  • Unknown
  • 49.0
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  • Mary Magdalene in Xenosaga Episode III
Birth Place
  • Magdala?
Height
  • Unknown
  • 164.0
Species
  • Human
Titles
  • East: Myrrhbearer and Equal of the Apostles
  • West: Penitent
Eyecolor
  • Blue
death date
  • mid to late 1st century AD
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  • 3
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  • Dark brown
Occupation
  • Android combat weapon
  • Partner of Jesus Christ
Gender
  • Female
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  • マグダレーナ
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  • Mary Magdalene, also known as Mary of Magdala, Maria and Mariam, was a woman who lived about 6,000 years before the events of Xenosaga on Lost Jerusalem during the time of Jesus Christ as his partner. Mary Magdalene traveled with Jesus as one of his followers. She was present at Jesus' two most important moments: the crucifixion and the resurrection. Mary supposedly once washed his feet with her hair. There is much mystery surrounding Mary. Was she married to Jesus as wife, girlfriend, or just a follower? Did Jesus and Mary have a child? Was she a sinful prostitute, or a virgin? All of these are debated mysteries with no clear definite answers, perhaps lost in the flow of time. Mary is a central figure in the series' plot. She appears in Xenosaga Episode III: Also sprach Zarathustra, though she can be considered as having appeared before through KOS-MOS's blue-eyed mode in the previous games. While Mary's physical body may be dead in the Real Number Domain of the Lower Domain, her consciousness still resides in the Collective Unconscious, also known as the Imaginary Number Domain of the Lower Domain. KOS-MOS' true purpose was to become Mary by reviving her consciousness, even though it partially failed. Mary Magdalene also shared a close relationship with Shion Uzuki, who was her Maiden in an ancient incarnation. Additionally, she had a relationship with chaos (Yeshua) who incarnates the contrary of her power as an antithesis and is possibly her lover.
  • Mary Magdalene was the woman healed of seven demons in Luke 8:2 and Mark 16:9, those who believe the Bible is literally true believe all that. According to Christian beliefs she was a follower of Jesus and the first person to see him after his resurrection. Non Canonical Gospels suggest Mary Magdalene could have been the wife of Jesus and had a full relationship with her husband. Those who don't believe the Bible can only guess who Mary Magdalene really was and whether she really existed.
  • Mary Magdalene was on a boat!
  • Mary of Magdalene(マグダレーナMagudarēna) was the foreseeing Holy Maiden who the Order of Magdalene enclosed and was named after.
  • The fact that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a relationship is hinted in some of the ancient tabloids. It is known that Jesus repeatedly flirted with her often in public, to the dismay of the Moral Majority.Jesus had learnt beforehand that Mary was heavenly at sucking dicks, therefore, he snook down from heaven (careful to put some pillows under his duvet so God didn't know) and checked out the action.Despite this, Jesus made it clear that he loved them just as much in a spiritual sense. At that time, it was required for Jewish teachers to be married but Jesus's own teacher, Moses, was an asexual whose only hobbies were playing Dungeons & Dragons and building wooden ducks. After the death of Jesus, Mary Magdalene started to spread his teachings as an apostle. However, people weren't interested in her public performances, writings and lectures. Instead, people only remembered that she had dated with Jesus, and she was considered an annoying wannabe celebrity. It is practically impossible to find out, what Mary Magdalene originally taught, because no Mary Magdalene's works or other people's descriptions of them are left. Still, some religious groups like Gnostics and Christo-Wiccans claim that they are based upon Mary Magdalene's teachings, and have preserved them well. However, there is no reliable information of the early days of such groups. After Dick Cheney and Constantinople conspired to "cover up" the fact that Mary Magdalene was the best johnny-licker this side of Babylon, Karl Marx made it his mission to reveal the truth. Approximately 40 years later, his personal papers were discovered, providing unquestionable evidence that Mary Magdalene did, in fact, take it down the throat from Jesus. Marx's methods were precise; using mainly metal detectors and his bulldog, Commie, to find the truth. Marx eventually won the Nobel Peace Prize for this discovery, even though it plunged the world into World War IV. Many people have declared themselves to be a descendant of Mary Magdalene and Jesus. They include: * Baron Münchhausen * Oscar Wilde * Bono * Harry Potter * Karl Marx * Tori Amos * Stephen Harper * Homer Simpson * Saddam Hussein * Guio Pimentel It has been rumored that Mary Magdalene is the same person as That old woman next door.
  • Mary Magdalene or Mary of Magdala (original Greek Μαρία η Μαγδαληνή) is described, both in the canonical New Testament and in the New Testament apocrypha, as one of the most important women in the movement of Jesus. According to Luke 8:2 and Mark 16:9, Jesus cleansed her of seven demons. Mary was a devoted follower of Jesus, entering into the close circle of those taught by Jesus during his Galilean ministry. She became prominent during the last days, accompanying Jesus during his travels and following him to the end. She witnessed his Crucifixion and burial. According to all four Gospels in the Christian New Testament, she was the first person to see the resurrected Christ. Mary Magdalene is referred to in early Christian writings as "the apostle to the apostles." In apocryphal texts, she is portrayed as a visionary and leader of the early movement, who was loved by Jesus more than the other disciples. Many speculations, both in antiquity and in modern times, have emerged regarding Mary, including claims that she was Jesus' wife or even a prostitute. Mary Magdalene is considered by the Catholic Church, as well as the Eastern Orthodox, and Anglican churches to be a saint, with a feast day of July 22. She is also commemorated by the Lutheran Church with a festival on the same day. The Eastern Orthodox churches also commemorate her on the Sunday of the Myrrhbearers which is the second Sunday after Pascha (Easter). Protestant Christians honor her as an apostle of Jesus.
  • Mary Magdalene is a character who appears in the Four Gospels of the Bible. She was possessed by seven evil spirits, but Jesus liberated her from those evil spirits. Since that moment, Mary Magdalene became a follower of Jesus.
  • Mary Magdalene (don't call her Mary without the Cherry) was a commie liberal prostitute, who some people say married Jesus. Many Anti-American, Commie, Liberal disbelievers tell this lie to smaer the savior's good name. Any Nazi man of God it was completely normal for rabbis white, blue-eyed, blond Christians to remain unmarried in their 30's in an age where most people didn't live to be 25. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
  • Mary Magdalene was one of the followers of Jesus whom Scripture said had seven demons cast out of her. She was present at the tomb when Jesus personally appeared unto her at His resurrection.
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