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  • Mr. Peanut
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  • Mr. Peanut is... well, a peanut. He also goes by the name of DJ P-Salty on the weekends, and when he served as President of the United States under his legal name James Earl Peanut, he would wear blue jeans all day and all night, even when working in the Oval Office. He grew up in the Southern United States where crackers taunted him and sadistically crushed his nuts for fun. Others poked his nuts for good luck and tried to get him to come out of his shell.
  • Peter sets up a cutaway in "The Book of Joe" to prove himself a good judge of talent, having "discovered" Mr. Peanut.
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  • Mr. Peanut is... well, a peanut. He also goes by the name of DJ P-Salty on the weekends, and when he served as President of the United States under his legal name James Earl Peanut, he would wear blue jeans all day and all night, even when working in the Oval Office. He grew up in the Southern United States where crackers taunted him and sadistically crushed his nuts for fun. Others poked his nuts for good luck and tried to get him to come out of his shell.
  • Peter sets up a cutaway in "The Book of Joe" to prove himself a good judge of talent, having "discovered" Mr. Peanut.
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