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  • Maddenstown, County Kildare
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  • Maddenstown is a mysterious land found somewhere in the deepest darkest region of County Kildare. It is inhabited mainly by humans, crossbreed humanoids, sheep, ogres and goblins. It is widely known for its popular watering hole or tavern known locally as "Dannys" or "Larkins" or "The place to go when everyone's barred from everywhere else". This tavern is usually very busy and has housed many local events such as the crowing of the annual "Rose of Maddenstown" winner, the annual wrestling match between the King of Maddenstown and the Lord of the Sheep and also the weekly "shifter of the week" tournament where local youths gather in the corner of the tavern and shift the face off each other to try to receive the vote for "best shift" from the pervy aul lads at the bar.
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  • Maddenstown is a mysterious land found somewhere in the deepest darkest region of County Kildare. It is inhabited mainly by humans, crossbreed humanoids, sheep, ogres and goblins. It is widely known for its popular watering hole or tavern known locally as "Dannys" or "Larkins" or "The place to go when everyone's barred from everywhere else". This tavern is usually very busy and has housed many local events such as the crowing of the annual "Rose of Maddenstown" winner, the annual wrestling match between the King of Maddenstown and the Lord of the Sheep and also the weekly "shifter of the week" tournament where local youths gather in the corner of the tavern and shift the face off each other to try to receive the vote for "best shift" from the pervy aul lads at the bar.