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  • Sandy Hook
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  • The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre of 2012 is one of the most controversial, and outrageous school shootings of the 21st century, and perhaps all of American history (second to only Columbine; despite the fact there were two white teenagers involved in that shooting, who managed to kill less than the emaciated Adam). The shooting, in itself, spurred uproar on the topic of gun control, but was dismissed by Barack Obama who claimed that the little fuckers probably deserved it, and would have been killed, with, or without the use of a gun. The public took this into consideration, and the event was swept under the carpet for years, before some rat on the internet decided to link it with the overrated song of 'Pumped up Kicks' by Foster the People, and it was subsequently brought to the fore-fr
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  • The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre of 2012 is one of the most controversial, and outrageous school shootings of the 21st century, and perhaps all of American history (second to only Columbine; despite the fact there were two white teenagers involved in that shooting, who managed to kill less than the emaciated Adam). The shooting, in itself, spurred uproar on the topic of gun control, but was dismissed by Barack Obama who claimed that the little fuckers probably deserved it, and would have been killed, with, or without the use of a gun. The public took this into consideration, and the event was swept under the carpet for years, before some rat on the internet decided to link it with the overrated song of 'Pumped up Kicks' by Foster the People, and it was subsequently brought to the fore-front again, and picked up by the self-aware conspiracy theorists.