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  • Wilhelm II, German Emperor
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  • Kaiser Wilhelm II (German: Wilhelm Friedrich Viktor Albrecht von Preußen, Deutscher Kaiser und König von Preußen; Australian: Billy Two) (27 January 1859 - 3 June 1941) would have been the Supreme Monster of the 20th Century but got beaten into first place by a certain Bohemian Corporal when the poll was carried out in Bild newspaper.
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Name
  • Wilhelm II
Caption
  • The Kaiser, once again attempting to hide his withered arm
Issue
Father
  • Frederick 'Freddy'
Date of Death
  • 1941
Mother
  • Victoria 'Jung Wicky'
Title
  • Chancellor of Germany
  • Emperor of Germany; King of Prussia; Grand Sausage-swallowing Loon
Place of Birth
  • Berlin
Place of death
  • Holland
Successor
  • None
buried
  • In a jar
Before
Years
  • 1894
After
Reign
  • 1888
Date of Birth
  • 1859
Predecessor
  • Frederick III
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  • Kaiser Wilhelm II (German: Wilhelm Friedrich Viktor Albrecht von Preußen, Deutscher Kaiser und König von Preußen; Australian: Billy Two) (27 January 1859 - 3 June 1941) would have been the Supreme Monster of the 20th Century but got beaten into first place by a certain Bohemian Corporal when the poll was carried out in Bild newspaper. Crowned in 1888 Kaiser Wilhelm at first relied on his chancellor Otto von Bismarck to look after the country whilst he indulged in his passion of dressing up in tight military uniforms. When that got boring (at least in the short term), the Kaiser blamed Bismarck and took over running Germany directly. Bismarck was dismissed and redeployed to a bakery. He later produced a new kind of ration that would be better tasting and more portable than the existing foodstuffs. Bismarck called his creating the 'Kaiser roll.