| abstract | - It began when Tukhachevsky (in the Benad361 parody: "They came from Planet F") performed a hilarious antic on Hitler (see Antic-Aliens) and Fegelein (despite denying it) got the credit. Tukhachevsky was furious, and tried to unleash several antics on Fegelein to kill him in the parody: Tukhachevsky versus Fegelein: Round One (which ultimately failed). Fegelein retaliated in Tukhachevsky versus Fegelein: Round Two by hacking Tukhachevsky's email using a "antic hacking kit" purchased from antic dealer Albert Speer, which he uses to bypass the antic-defences and access Tukhachevsky's passwords. He then anonymously sends copies of emails in which Tukhachevsky has been rude about Stalin, to secret police chief and informer Yezhov, who reads them to Stalin. Stalin is surprisingly calm, to the extent that Tukhachevsky is not shot. However, he gives Yezhov free-reign to punish Tukhachevsky and orders him to "Be savage." Yezhov arrests Tukhachevsky and unleashes his "castration skills" which put the marshal in horrendous pain, though they do not kill him. In Tukhachevsky versus Fegelein: Round Three Tukhachevsky strikes back with a successful antic. He frames Fegelein in an antic in which a speech by Helmuth Weidling to the inhabitants of Berlin (while Hitler is away) is tampered with (laced with Soviet propaganda and insults). Nobody believes Fegelein's denials and he is executed for "spreading propaganda via antics". In Round 4, Stalin sends Tukhachevsky on a very important assignment to steal a German Wunderwaffe from the Eastern front, to help their Antic War effort. He steals several hovercraft, but Fegelein stops Tukhachevsky in a long hovercraft chase/fight which ends up in Tukhachevsky and the last remaining hovercraft being hurled off a waterfall (Anticagara falls). Tukhachevsky is then shot and wounded by Stalin upon his return, as punishment for his failure.
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