| abstract | - Wheeling Jesuit University (WJU) is a university located in Wheeling, West Virginia. The school has been called "the Harvard of West Virginia"; this is a great compliment, West Virginia being home to more Ivy League schools than any other state in the United States. WJU is the youngest of the 28 Jesuit schools in the United States (29 if you count the Portland Institute for Fry Cooking). WJU is the centre of a great deal of paranormal events, including UFO invasions, natural disasters, time travelling, and emergence of super-humans. WJU is particularly famous for its key involvement in the ongoing Jesuit Wars and its low-cost, high-volume lacrossetitutes; its output is comparable even to top Canadian institutions.
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