| abstract | - <default><i>Unknown</i></default> Played byUnknown Years activeUnknown Travelled withUnknown First storyUnknown Last storyUnknown Previous CompanionUnknown Next CompanionUnknown Clyde's Massive Wang-er was one of the kiddies Shrah Jenn had locked up in her attic. He first appeared in the second episode of the Smoking Mary Jane Adventures, though no one honestly cares because the main attraction of that episode was the return of our delightful farting overlords the Slickeen. Of all the characters in that show, Clyde was the one who got put through the most traumatic shit. There's that story where his deadbeat dad - who abandoned Clyde as a kid - came back, got possessed, went mad with power and forced his son to forget everyone he ever loved but him. Or how about that one where a totem pole curses his name so that everyone hates him, and he ends up homeless on the streets. Dammit Rusty, why you gotta be so tough on your black characters? Oh yeah, and he once brought the Mona Lisa to life or something.
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