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  • Lex Luger
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  • Lawrence Wendell ("Larry") Pfohl (born June something or other- I don't know! - in (Tatanka!) Buffalo, New York, now resides in jail...probably), better known as Lex Luger, is an American professional wrestler and he don't speak English no good. :'(With nothing better to do, he joined some lame indy fed called the CyberSpace Wrestling Federation (CSWF). He was supposed to wrestle Ron Killings at SuperBrawl. Super Saturday. I don't even know what it's called? What's it called? SuperBrawl Saturday. Yeah, that's it.
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  • Lawrence Wendell ("Larry") Pfohl (born June something or other- I don't know! - in (Tatanka!) Buffalo, New York, now resides in jail...probably), better known as Lex Luger, is an American professional wrestler and he don't speak English no good. :'(With nothing better to do, he joined some lame indy fed called the CyberSpace Wrestling Federation (CSWF). He was supposed to wrestle Ron Killings at SuperBrawl. Super Saturday. I don't even know what it's called? What's it called? SuperBrawl Saturday. Yeah, that's it. Billy-what's-his name showed a disgusting displ-dispicable *sigh* lack of respect booking a match for the Total Package. Could he afford to pay Lex to wrestle Ron? Apparently not, as it was later confirmed that Jeff Jarrett wrestles cheap since he took Lex's place and made Ron job to him in a negative star classic not seen since the heyday of men like Frank Williams and Los Especialistas.