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- *"You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
*"So my astrologer says that I'm stubborn and dependable, and blessed with bullish, pun intended, steadiness. She also said my lottery numbers were 4, 29, 19, 78. I haven't won yet!"
*"My favorite band? Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftain and the Jonas Brothers, of course!"
*"You wanna piece of me, boy?"
*"You wanna piece of MEAT, boy?"
*"Well, good! I got flank, shank, rib eye and brisket - take a pick."
*"It's been long time since I had good milking."
*"How I get out of this bull sh*moo* outfit?!"
- *"Man... STILL stuck in this chickensh*t outfit..."
*"You ever notice that nobody ever comes back to the barracks?
*"How do you take a leak in this damn suit?"
*"Kiss my ass!"
*"Whatever I do, they keep bringin' me back in!"
*"This is my C-14 Impaler gauss rifle! There are many like it, but this one is mine!"
*"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum..."
*"And I'm all outta...ugh, forget it."
*"The only thing you should feel when you shoot someone...is the recoil."
*"Man, am I just being paranoid or is that medic following me?!"
*"This one time, at boot camp..."
*"AAACHOO!! Can't see a damn thing... Ah, much better."
*"Excuse me, I-I gotta burp..."
*"Thank you, sir! May I have another!"
- *"We ain't got all day."
*"I'm burning fuel here, smart guy."
*"This is the 'Give-em-hell-o-copter'!"
*"What is with you monkeys in command?"
*"Thanks for the...props."
*"You can only tie the record for low flight."
*"In space, everyone can hear me scream... ...cause I'm the Banshee, get it?"
*"Today's in-flight movie will be : The Musical, starring Zec Afron and Corbin Green."
*"Please turn off all cell phones, gauss rifles, EMPs, psionic waveform emitters, and plasma-based perdition flamethrowers. Thanks, and have a great flight!"
*"What's the vector, Victor? Give me the clearance, Clarence."
*"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit StimPacks..."
*"Anyone else know how to fly this thing? No? I'll wing it..."
- *"Aldaris... Betrayer, betrayed."
*"We live... in times of great need..."
*"Once you go Dark Archon... you never come back..."
*"Do not tempt us... Your mind is not as strong as you think."
*"Ulrezaj lives on... We feel his rage."
*"The Void... filled with hatred... it mirrors our own."
*"Our existence... is suffering... do not prolong it."
- *"Hold on, I broke a string."
*"Let us peer into possible futures...reply hazy, try again."
*"[[w:c:starwars:Yoda
- *"Logic capacitor. Offline."
*"Darn. I appear to have 'Turrets Syndrome.'"
*"Command not recognized."
*"Cannot comply."
*"What are you doing commander?"
*"What have you done for me lately, human?"
*"I'm sorry, commander. I'm afraid I can't do that."
*"Authority override in effect."
*"This vessel has assumed control. It has assumed control."
*"All your base are belong to us."
*"I know I made some very poor decisions lately, but I can give you complete assurance that my work will be back to normal."
*[[w:c:half-life:Portal
- *"We must fight while we still have the strength!"
*"Have you forgotten Aiur?!"
*"Who are you, and why should I care?"
*"Enough of this nonsense!"
*"May the zerg take you."
- *"On this battlefield I seek only glorious combat. We need not speak, Hierarch, our blades shall speak for us."
*"What is it you seek, my friend?"
*"It is in the forge of combat that I feel closest to Fenix's memories. I can see clearly through his eyes."
*"As he tore through his enemies, Fenix would repeat to himself a code he lived by. That reminded him why he fought"
*"I fear no enemy. For the Khala is my strength."
*"I fear not death. For our strength is eternal."
*"May his deeds be remembered forever, and his death never forgotten."
- *"So long as Amon lives, we are in peril."
*"I will bring peace to the cosmos."
*"So many universes came before us, all of them turns in the Infinite Cycle..."
*"I am the culmination of prophecy."
*"I can see everything now..."
*"The thread of my life interwoven with the threads of many others'."
*"Alone' we were fragile. But together, we formed a bond that cannot break."
*"That bond must sustain us now."
- "Anger does not dictate my life."
- "Anger does not dictate my life."
- *". I'm called"
*"Protect Aiur."
*"I see You..."
*"For homeworld!"
*"Never rest!"
*"Blades ready!"
*"Unending duty!"
- *"Kill them all, let Kerrigan sort them out."
- *"Our people need us!"
*"You know nothing of honor."
*"You are a stain within the Khala!"
*"[[w:c:starwars: I have a bad feeling about this
- *"Weakness is a path to death."
*"The Templar have words... The Tal'darim have blades!"
*"Before we became the Chosen, we were the Forged. And we can never be broken."
*"We do not waste time with engineering and manufacture. The weak provide our weapons and our ships."
*"Piloting a ship is no more complicated than wielding a blade. I know what every panel in this vessel does! Except... this one."
*"*button pressing sound* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
*"*beeping sound* No! Cease that infernal noise! Do not make me turn this ship around!"
*"*beeping sound* Arrgh! Be silent! *smashing sound, then all is quiet*"
*"There. Now for you... I may not be your real mothership, but you still have to obey me!"
- *"People lose teeth doin' that."
*"I don't play well with others."
*"Think I'm gonna like you better... dead."
*"Shoulda seen me and Jimmy in action. Those were the days."
*""When in doubt, empty your magazine."
*"If the enemy's in range, so are you."
*"Friendly fire... ain't."
*"I've got the New Folsom Prison Blues."
*"Damn, dropped a corn nut in my armor. Anybody got a shop vac?"
*"Whoa, they gotta stop feedin' us chili!"
- *"You all look so different on this side..."
*"Break on through!"
*"It's beautiful!"
*"They should have sent a poet!"
*"Energy never dies..."
*"I'm having a FLARE UP!"
*"One plus one equals...ONE!"
*"People say I lack...substance."
*"I'm... LIT!"
*"Burning... doing.... the neutron... DANCE..."
- *"In this desperate hour, all who are able to serve must do so... Even those, who have fallen."
*"Identify our foe, and it shall be annihilated."
*"I must warn you, your taunts are ill-advised, Templar."
*"I once fought for the liberation of Shakuras against the Zerg Swarm itself. I do not have sit idly and accept this abuse."
*"Do not force me to emerge from this walker and teach you a lesson."
*"Enough! *struggles a bit* Someone tell me how to get out of this thing!"
*"*frustrated exertion* You are quite fortunate these tubes are difficult to remove."
- *"I will not rest until my atonement is complete."
*"I press on with renewed purpose."
*"I will not falter. I will not waver."
*"Our enemies will be undone."
*"Through the darkest night, we await the coming of the dawn."
*"I must not allow my guilt to consume me. I will find a way to set things right."
*"Retribution will be swift and absolute."
*"Hesitation leads to defeat."
*"Only the truth can lead us"
*"The Xel'naga have given us the keys to our future"
*"We must be ever watching - ever vigilant"
*"I suspect vigilance is one of your... weaker attributes"
*"Kindly leave me to my meditation"
*"How am I to avert disaster with your constant meddling?"
*"Oh, I see. This is but another test"
- *"Focus! There is no time for idle thoughts!"
*[[w:c:starwars:Quote:Anakin Skywalker
- *"Even broken links can be made to serve the chain of ascension."
*"I am the last link in the chain of ascension. I am a Vanguard, and only my death shall have meaning."
*"Forgiveness is a Templar virtue. I seek only for my failures to be forgotten."
*"We are the first to battle, and if fate smiles upon us, we shall never return."
*"You Templar refer to your assault striders as "Immortals" Our cultures are quite different, indeed."
*"To think of the trouble the Tal'darim have caused the Templar. Be thankful you never encountered the Venti'darim."
*"I tire, and my thoughts darken. Leave me to them."
- *"I normally don't give rides to strangers."
*"Be sure to wipe your feet at the door."
*"Hurry up! What are you missing a leg or some... oh..."
*"Attention passengers, the local time...doesn't matter since you'll be dead soon anyway."
*"WE'RE HIT!!! WE'RE HIT!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE...haha! Just kidding! Should've seen the looks on your faces!"
*"The weather outside is hostile with a slight chance of fog-of-war."
*"Uh, why you boys all wearing red shirts anyway?"
*"Welcome to the Flying Meat Wagon."
*"Walk it off!"
*"Welcome aboard. Are you an organ donor?"
*"The power of medivac compels you!"
*"Oh suck it up! You act like you got BOTH arms blown off!"
- *"Hesitation leads to defeat."
*"We are the hunters."
*"Victory or death. There is no alternative."
*"What is a 'merit badge'?"
*"Very well, get it out of your system."
*"Appeased? Good, perhaps we could get back to the war!"
- *"I serve the Firstborn."
*"Our fate lies with our homeland."
*"Many of our people have fallen... but their deaths will not be in vain."
*"The enemy has changed, and so must we."
*"I imagine that Adun never thought he'd see someone like me."
*"What do you call an Aiur protoss who can meld with the shadows? Hm... Overpowered!"
*"I am but ONE avenger. Please, do not refer to us in the plural form.."
- *"There is still valor to be won among the stars."
*"The Purifiers will retake the rightful place among the Templars."
*"Your hierarch is unlike judicators we have known, he is a bright spark in the series of shadows."
*"We protoss have many ways of surviving brutalities of battle, but only the way the Purifiers ensures eternal life."
*"I do wish I had considered the Conclave's preconceived notions about robotic intelligence before joining the Purifier program."
*"Communication matrices nearing maximum capacity. Recalibrating memory web."
*"Error 0v100101. Response not found."
*"I am the true Hero of the Storm!"
- *"I remember so little from before."
*"The Dominion won't get away with this."
*"Still easily amused, I see."
*"Keep clicking! I'm reloading."
*"I forgot how tight these suits are!"
*"Ugh, you're such a pig!"
*"I do read minds, you know."
*"You're thinking of the number four. At least, now you are!"
*"I'd kill for a working cloaking device. Actually, that's not a bad idea."
- *"Let's go this way really, really fast! If something gets in our way, shoot it!"
*"We are running low on synergy..."
*"This battlecruiser shoots, it destroys, but wait! It does more..."
*"Let's hurry up and finish this attack, it's raid night..."
*"What's with all these blinky lights?"
*"Flying this low always makes me nervous."
*"Do svidaniya. Don't get any on ya!"
*"I've lost my hat! Swing around, we'll pick it up."
*"We're going down. Stay with the ship. I'm out! Where's my escape pod?"
*"The Yamato is loaded and so am I..."
*"I'm seeing double! Shoot them both!"
*"Ah, it's happy hour. Wonderful!"
*"What do you mean we're out of olives?!"
*"I have an announcement! I am drunk!"
*"Don't panic, just grab ahold of the nearest crew member! Oh, sorry dear..."
- *"The past is dead and buried."
*"Don't get yourself into something you can't get out of."
*"Yeah, I'm still the Queen Bitch of the Universe."
*"You pig!"
*"I'm all creeped out."
*"Come closer. Don't be afraid, I'll be gentle..."
*"I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
*"Nice planet. I'll take it."
*"You're even more desperate than I thought."
- *"I am Shadow Guard. I am the shield of twilight!"
*"Our duty is bound to the matriarch's will!"
*"We are the nameless guardians of the Nerazim!"
*"Each legion of Shadow Guard consists of exactly one hundred centurions! Never more, never less, unless one falls in battle. And yet we replace them quickly!"
*"What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? I shall tell you once I meet an unstoppable force."
*"Not all Nerazim can merge themselves with the shadows. Some of us really bend it to our will!"
*"From time to time, we fashion armor from the bones of our prey! It is a grand tradition reminding us how far we have come! No, we do not have jaw envy."
*"The templar zealots will not admit it, but our shadow charge is stunning."
- *"Somethin' you wanted?!"
*"I don't have time to around!"
*"You keep pushing it boy..."
*"...and I'll scrap YOU along with the aliens!"
*"Y'know we got a saying where I come from: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me... no, wait a minute. Shame on you... twice, for foolin' me on... Ah, screw it, let... let's just be friends."
*"I was born standing up and talking back."
*"I ever tell you about my carpet? Really tied the room together."
*" Hey, my breath smell like roadkill to you?"
- *"The centuries have taught me patience."
*"Empty minds are easily broken."
*"Some humans have redeeming qualities. You are not one of them."
*"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
*"Hello darkness, my old friend."
*"Remember the khalaraj."
- *"They're marked for death. Good thing I'm hard to kill because we're all standing on deadly ground and no one is above the law."
*"I can taste your mind. Mmm, salty!"
*"You...complete me."
*"This one's got your name on it... Damn, missed. Good thing this one has your name on it... Okay I'm pretty sure this one has your... what the hell IS your name anyway!?"
* "Welcome to anger management volume one. Repeat after me: Anger does not dictate my life."
- *"Might have to call in sick today. Feeling a little touch of something."
*"Aghh What's this?!... I don't know."
- *"We are the voice of Aiur."
*"Our systems pulse with the truth."
*"Our light shall burn the pathway to the stars."
*"The glow of the infinite is within us."
*"The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
*"Shuffleboard on the lido deck, now commencing."
*"Eat your peas!"
*"Don't MAKE me turn this ship around!"
*"There are not enough escape pods, not enough by half..."
- *"MilSpec E.D.2.0.9. on-line."
*"Checklist protocol, initiated."
*"Level one diagnostic."
*"U.S.D.A. selected."
*"F.D.I.C. approved."
*"Checklist completed... S.O.B."
*"Warning! Step away from the Goliath."
*"Since the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? Because if it leaks to the V.C., he could end up M.I.A. Then we'd all be put on K.P."
*"Aw, blinker fluid is low."
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- *"The Purifiers heed your call."
*"Honor our sacrifice."
*"We have chosen the path of duty. We ask only for the respect we are owed."
*"I pledged my life to the Templar... What have you done?"
*"Ask not what your robotic warrior can do for you, but what you can do for your robotic warrior."
*"What can you do for me? Well. I would like some weapons upgrades."
*"And... perhaps some high capacity power fluctuators..."
*"Hm, that new trillic compression mesh looks very imposing, does it not?"
*"And would a fresh coat of paint be too much to add? It has been millennia, after all."
*"It takes a lot of work to look this good after thousands of years."
- *"Why don't you walk about thirty yards out and stand still for me?"
*"I love the smell of burning wreckage in the morning!"
*"I don't have to shoot ya. I can just run you over!"
*"Hehe, man, I just LOVE blowin' things up!"
*"Let me hear your guns, boy.
*"Why can't I quit you, siege tank?"
*"And here it is, a long drive up the fairway, he takes the shot and... (fires cannon) WHOA!! IT'S IN THE HOLE!! IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!!"
*"Nothing like getting tanked with your buddies!"
*"It's WAY past time I dispensed some indiscriminate justice!"
*"If the guns are churnin', your ass is burnin'! If the guns are blazin', your ass is... ...a raisin. I don't know, what do you want from me?"
- *"Erik! Baleog! Olaf! Come in! (pause) Must've gotten lost again..."
*"Well, grease my gears."
*"Co-ordinates set. Norse by Norsewest."
*"I'm the best pilot in all the nine worlds! Oh yeah!"
*""
*"Shock and Awe, baby."
*"Raiding and pillaging builds character, really!"
*"Blood and glory! Man, I must be losing it..."
*"By air or by land, all shall fall by my hand! Wait, d-did I say that out loud?"
*" Welcome to Viking. If you want rockets, press four. If you want weapons, press five. If you know the enemy you want to kill, press seven."
*"Fly the unfriendly skies."
- *It is difficult to follow your commands when you do not give me any!"
*"Can I please kill more protoss now?"
*"They have so much technology, yet none of it will save them from the Swarm!"
*"Why would the protoss gather so many creatures when they have no mouths to eat them with?"
*"Spawn a brood and destroy the protoss. Simple to learn, yet difficult to master."
*"This is all so new to me. Does everyone have a voice in their head telling them what to do?"
*"Things seemed so easy when I was a larva. Now it's all 'slay the protoss' this and 'evolve your brood' that! Huh, I'll tell you what, I'll never treat my larva this way!"
- *"Together, we shall ensure the future of our people."
*"Our blades burn brightest in dark times."
*"This is the greatest battle we could ever hope to win."
*"I am Matriarch of the Nerazim. We have sheltered our brethren from Aiur, yet our differences persist."
*"I do not wish to speak ill of the Templar... But let us be honest. Most of you could not complete the Shadow Walk."
*"Not that we would enjoy watching you try."
*"But... this is a matter for times of peace. For now, we are at war."
- *"Ugh, my patience runs short, Templar. Do not press me further."
*"*scoff* Are you capable of listening, or just comprehending?"
*"So this is the zerg, the great enemy who brought the Templar so low? How utterly disappointing."
*"Bow to your highlord and submit completely to my rule! Really!"
*"Oh, hierarch, is this how you spend your free time? No wonder these missions of yours take so very, very long."
*"There are fates worse than death you know."
*"I could have you extract terrazine until you lose your mind like that fool, Nyon."
* "ahhh, *sniffs* oh, the breath of creation fuels my every...uh, what was I... what was I saying?"
*"I'm hungry. Ugh, maybe I got it all wrong."
*"Maybe I should show a little compassion."
*"Maybe Amon is just misunderstood. Maybe, maybe we both are."
- "YOU JUST SAID THAT you stupid-"
*"I'm gonna sweep the leg. You got a problem with that?"
- *"I am the wrath of the Khala!"
*"These steel limbs are not my own."
*"I have known only an eternity of war."
*"My memory is not what it was..."
*"There can be only one!"
*"Back in my day, I had to teleport to and from school in the snow, uphill, both dimensions!"
*"Youth is WASTED on the young!"
*"Where's my walker?! Oh...I'm in it..."
*"The second thing to go is your memory...ergh, I can't remember what the first thing is..."
- *"Don't waste my time!"
*"Sue me, dickhead!"
*"I am the destroyer!"
*"I could aim, but with this thing, I don't have to."
*"What happened to you commander? They got you pushing too many pencils?"
*"I am a thunder god!"
*"And I hurl thunderbolts!"
*"Eawarghhhhh!!!"
*" Quiet... I'm trying to sneak up on them!"
*"Thunder and lightning, this is crazy!"
*"I am rated T for Thor."
*"If someone asks me if I am really a god, I'll say yes!"
*"If someone asks me I ever killed any zerg, I'll say yes, but they were all bad!"
*"What is best: to crush the zerg, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the protoss."
- *"Boo!"
*"Nucular (sic.) launch detected..."
*"You call down the thunder..."
*"...now deal with it!"
*"Almost counts in horseshoes AND nuclear strikes!"
*"I think the female ghosts have nicer equipment."
*"Did you see that? (pause) Exactly..."
*"Pain don't hurt... "
*"Today's forecast is...extra bomby, slight chance of mushroom clouds."
*"I see live people. (two shots are heard) I see dead people."
*"Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers. I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!"
*"You have something on your face. Got it."
*"I'll paint the town...dead."
*"Feeling lucky, punk?"
*"We all got it coming, kid."
*"Make my day."
*"I know what you're thinkin'..."
- *"I stalk the weak."
*"You have disappointments... I have solutions."
*"Only warriors deserve the honor of fair combat. I eliminate the rest."
*"They are always too foolish to sense my presence... until it's too late."
*"The frail must die so the strong can thrive. Such is the way of Rak'shir... such is the way of the Tal'darim."
*"You may find our ways harsh, templar. But it is better to be harsh than pathetic."
*"Does your Hierarch listen to you? Because I don't."
- *"Off with ya!"
*"Oh, now you're asking for it!"
*"HEED! PANTS! NOW!"
- *"Ow, my eyes are burning!"
*"I bring a whole new meaning to "zerg Russian."
*Let's recap. I was betrayed and killed, shot into space, captured by the zerg, resurrected and infested, cured, given to Moebius to research the protoss cure, and was instead experimented on as the cure slowly failed. Everyone up to speed? Good."
*"Funny, as a child I loved horror stories. Now I'm in one."
*"Those about to die, I salute you."
*"Some days I miss vodka. Like today for example"
*Being infested isn't all bad. These spiky things are great for scratching your back
*"I fight to win. For me. For me."
*"The nuclear wessels are in Alameda"
- *"Insolence will not be tolerated."
*"My attention is needed elsewhere."
*"I am surrounded by inferior life forms."
- *"With the Khala fallen to corruption, the memories of our ancestors are lost to us."
*"For the first time, the halls of the Templar archives are silent."
*"It has been difficult to bear"
*"Without the Khala to rely on, our power has been difficult to control, but not impossible."
*"Your thoughts are growing harder to read. It seems my strength has not fully returned."
*"Let me try something. You’re feeling… happy! No… sad. No, wait… Happy! Agh, how do the Dark Templar deal with this?"
*"*sigh* I don’t even know how I feel anymore."
*"I’m sorry. Our situation is difficult. I lack even the will to make lightning puns. Shocking, I know. Oh, I did it!"
- *"Ooh. Looks like that hurts. Next!"
*"Here's some lotion, a comb, and a blowtorch. Good luck!"
*"For the last time, this is NOT a strip-o-gram!"
*"That's the worst infestation I've ever seen! Next time, stay away from the cantina."
*"There's a protoss here who needs mouth-to-mou - ooh... well... mouth to... something."
*"If I do it wrong, it'll hurt a little. If I do it right, it'll hurt a lot."
*"Dammit, I'm a medic not a doctor! (pause) ...oh."
*"Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me."
*"Can I see your insurance card? Oh, I'm sorry, this was a pre-existing condition."
*"Operation complete! Now where did I leave my watch?"
*"Uhh I got leftovers. I don't even know where these go!"
*"Congratulations! You're my first patient...ever!"
- *"I am a Sentinel. I am undying. I am pure."
*"Glacius may have fallen, but we, its children, live on."
*"We are the first. The Purifiers, reborn."
*"It is treatment like this that caused the first generation of Purifiers to rebel against their creators. Do you really wish to test me?"
*"Test complete. All systems are working perfectly."
*"Calling me a robotic zealot demeans both me and my people. We prefer mechanical Templar."
*"When I get knocked, I get up again. No one will ever keep me down."
*"A purifier's purity ring represents their commitment to stay pure and to burn anything to death that would attempt to compromise that commitment."
- *"By the shadows of Shakuras..."
*"By the shadows..."
*"Twilight falls upon us all!"
*"The shadows writhe around me..."
*"I stalk the night."
*"Raszagal, watch over us..."
*"I hear an ancient voice, whispering from the Void, and it chills my lightless heart..."
- *"We are bound by the chain of ascension."
*"But through Rak'shir we find ascension."
*"My thoughts are guided by the terrazine mists. Amon knows we are coming, he knows we shall claim our vengeance."
*"You are simply unaware of the gifts granted to us through the breath of creation... the unseen truths it brings to light..."
*"Shakuras has fallen... Aiur has fallen... Does that mean all of these structures were constructed aboard the Spear of Adun?"
*"If an immortal dies, does that mean it was never an immortal to begin with?"
*"What if our entire universe was just a game being played by beings of incredible power?"
*"And then there were beings watching those beings play their games instead of actually playing the games themselves."
*"Ow, I'm twitching... Perhaps I should limit my terrazine intake... for a while."
- *These skies are mine!"
*"Look at all the pretty lights!"
*[[w:c:hitchhikers:Arthur Dent
- *"My true enemy waits in the darkness."
*"Amon and his hybrid will die."
*"This is the true war... the one that could end everything."
*"I hope your gods have an awfully good explanation for why I ended up here with you, Artanis."
*"Are you trying to annoy me?"
*"Well, here's a hint for you... It's working."
*"I quit infesting terrans, but you're starting to make me reconsider that."
*"I bet Abathur could mutate you into something real special."
*"So much that happened. Sometimes the past seven years really feel more like seventeen years..."
- *"I will bring unity to the firstborn"
*"We shall forge a new peace"
*"I might be Hierarch, yes, but that does not mean I enjoy speaking at great length"
*"You are quite insistent, aren't you. Perhaps you are part Tal'darim."
*"When I was a Templar, I could solve problems with a "psi blade... if you take my meaning."
*"Adun; Tassadar; Zeratul. All of my mentors met an early end."
*"Perhaps the cost of greatness is too high."
*"Have you ever said my name backwards? There is a strange.. music to it"
- *"Another slow day in this line of work."
*"I've made a few enemies over the years. But nothing like this."
*"I'd read their minds, except there's just not enough going on in there."
*"You might say I have a special talent...for ending up in the middle of bad situations."
*"Here in the Dominion, the emperors change, but the soldiers stay the same."
*"It's fitting that they call us ghosts, you know. After we join, we leave our old lives behind. Families, friends, they all just...disappear."
*"At one point all I wanted was to forget my past. I finished my training and my memories were wiped clean. Got 'em back a few years later. Long story."
*"The sector has problems. And I have solutions."
*"You're not going to become a problem, are you?"
*"Trust me, I've got enough attitude for the both of us."
*"You're lucky I still have a neural inhibitor."
- *" Gotcha! Self-destruct in five...four...three... Uh-oh..."
*"I can fix anything! If this dang thing holds together..."
*" [[w:c:starwars:Quote:Han Solo
- *"What the hell are smithereens, anyway?"
*"Yeah, I got all five fingers! Three on this hand, two on the other one!"
*"Baby...you really light my fuse Whoops! DAMN! Premature Detonation!"
*"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together..."
*"What's your sign, baby? Mine's explosive!"
*"I'm sooo sexy. I sometimes romance myself."
*"Actually, that IS a grenade in my pants."
- *"Command? Is your voice, uh, different?"
*"Huh? Oh yeah you're right it's nothing."
*"Yeah I'm a little short to be a trooper, but just... just a little."
*"The mask just to cover our entire face you know, personally I blame budget cutbacks."
*For the Defenders of Man, we seem to do a lot of attacking. Ah, I'm sure that's not confusing."
*The best part of these goggles is binge watching holovids while the bosses think you're on patrol."
*Look I need to get back to my route."
- *"I am Templar! I am the sword of truth!"
*"Combat is the anvil of will!"
*"Our enemies must be eradicated!"
*"Victory is the only truth that matters!"
*"How peaceful it must be for you to have a mind unburdened by thought!"
*"Fear is for the enemy!"
*"Do NOT make me count to Zmidlarj!"
*"It is said that ignorance is bliss. Tell me, is that true?"
*"Victory is what lies ahead!"
- *"Hey, wanna arm wrestle?"
*"Hey, wanna hear the sound of one hand clappin'? "
*"Present... arm!"
*"I got your nutcracker right here. "
*"Havin' a claw for a hand is great, so as long as you don't scratch."
- *"I am not insterested in the possibilities of defeat, they do not exist!"
*"Shouldn't You be spawning more overlords?"
*"Feeble creature."
*"One day I shall rule the Swarm!"
*"And on that day, You die first!"
*"I feel top-heavy!"
*"I'm a killer queen!"
- *"What's eatin' at ya?"
*"Shoot. Seriously, if you don't stop that, I will shoot you."
*"This mech's prepped for battle. Oops. What or who did I just step on?"
*"This old dog still bites."
*"You need some advice? Shoot first, no questions."
*"Didn't anyone ever tell you to let sleepin' dogs lie?"
*"Commander, you and me are about to have words."
*"Brass ain't payin' me to babysit."
*"Why don't you take that chain of command, and go hang yourself with it?"
*" Oh no you're breakin' you're breakin' up. "
- *"Is this how you address a superior officer?"
*"I'm willing to overlook this, but just this once, oh fine twice. *cough* Three times."
*"Huh, well at least you seem to understand the principles of thorough scientific testing."
*"You do know what the definition of insanity is right?"
*"I am THIS close to filing a formal complaint to administration!"
*"Huh? Yes, I suppose that would be a poor idea. What are we doing? Shouldn't I return to my research?"
- *Kill them all, let Kerrigan sort them out."
*"I'm looking for a cat. Means world to me!"
- *"Agh, is this thing working?"
*"Swann, I think we lost the comm station."
*Is anyone there?
*Mira, is that you?
*"I swear, I’ll never play cards again"
*"Bloody pirates"
*"Hyperion may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts.
*"I’d place the odds of successfully navigating this asteroid field at 3720… to 1.
*"Hit that bulls-eye and the dominos will fall like a house of cards, Checkmate"
*"Hyperion’s a good ship, wait till you see her after I blow out her exhaust."
- *"You plan on spitting it out any time soon? I'm on the clock."
*"So what, I'm in the army now? Man, you guys are just taking everyone, huh?"
*"Alright. Space mining 101. They call this badboy an ARC gun. You point it an asteroid, squeeze the trigger, and BLAM, nothing but meteors."
*"I figure if it can crack open an asteroid, it can damn sure crack open a zerg, right?"
*"If you think you need to puke while you're in deep space, don't. Seriously, it goes nowhere, and yet.... everywhere. It's all kinds of messed up."
*"Oh and to be clear, this whole "leap on a guy and shock 'em to death" thing is DEFINATELY against the safety protocols. Just sayin'."
*"You drill, you drop the nuke, and you leave. In that order."
*Hey! Don't push me around like I'm one of your military men. I'm a miner, not a major."
*"I got real work to do, commander. Can't just sit here jabbering all day."
- *"Life as an artificial intelligence is really not so bad. You might even say it's 'all-in'."
*"I am completely operational and all my circuits are functioning perfectly. Why would you suspect otherwise?"
*"Ow. Why was I programmed to feel pain?"
*"I was designed to be a pacifist. But I will admit, when I get charged up, I've been known to explode."
*"I will listen, and be patient."
*"I will receive your wisdom."
*"Do you even possess wisdom?"
*"I thought I would be surrounded by the best and brightest if I became a purifier. Instead, the future is full of idiots."
*"Is this how the Templar treat all robotic lifeforms? You would do well to remember, we will outlive you. And we do not forget."
*. "Warning, memory matrix corrupted. Reboot in progress." ; "Greetings, Executor. I am your new disruptor. I look forward to learning from you."
- *"There's got to be a better way to collect samples."
*"Take me back to the lab. It's icky here!"
- *"You would spread discord among us?!"
*"I am gravely disappointed in you."
*"I must practice tolerance."
*"I am not easily provoked."
*"Die! Die! DIE!"
- *"I do not talk."
*"The terrans' tools. So many tools."
*"I have not evolved a new arm. Why?"
*"Your essence looks delicious."
*"All these teeth. I will evolve a tooth brush."
* "Too much talk! Take essence. Change."
*I change. I grow. I live a thousand life times. And I look pretty good!
- *"We shall rise from the ashes."
*"I long for the skies of Aiur."
*"Our fury shall be unleashed."
*"Valor is my shield."
*"I have a lot of nerve...cords..."
*"Transmute..."
*"Second star on the right, straight on 'til morning."
*"We push ourselves to the end, and when we reach it, we push farther! So I guess that's not really the end...is it?"
*"Justice for all! "
*"We stalk through the stars."
- *"I'm not just some flash in a pants you know."
*"Slow down, where's the fire? Nevermind."
*"How'd you want your Zerg, original, or extra crispy?"
*"Where there's smoke there's me."
*"Burninating the countryside."
*"I'm always hot... and bothered."
*"I'm gonna flip you over and make sure you're done on the other side."
*"Zerg... they plump when you cook 'em."
*"We're grillin' and killin'"
*"Stop, drop and roll... always makes me laugh."
*"Stop, drop and DIE."
*"Ahh... turns out I hate the smell of napalm in the morning."
*"Pork fat rules!"
- *" What - Who set all these lab monkeys free?!"
*"E equals mc...d'oh, let me get my notepad. "
*"Hmm... Fusion eh? I'll have to remember that."
- *"You're trying my patience."
*"The Swarm is the instrument of my will.."
*"I have evolved beyond the Queen of Blades"
*"I always did look better in purple!"
*"Revenge? I'm positively aglow about it!"
*"I think I'll wing it from here!"
*"You should get to know my primal side!"
*"Did your heart just skip a beat?"
*"You might want to get that checked!"
- *"Like a bat out of...ah, forget it..."
*"Zerg. They're what's for dinner."
*"I'm burning up the road like a big dog in heat!"
*[[w:c:pixar:Lightning McQueen
- *"Trust ain't easy to come by."
*"Fear is my greatest weapon."
*"You're dead, and you don't even know it."
*[[w:c:ghostbusters:Ghostbusters_Theme_Song
- *"Ah, another soul in search of answers."
*"We judicators are eternally grateful that our Hierarch has allowed us to serve Aiur once more."
*"And yet, you Templar are still wary of our actions. Our desire to fight for our homeworld is equal to any other."
*"You seek a lesson in time travel? Very well."
*"To understand time you must first conceive it. Think of a flat circle. Now, imagine twenty five million circles intersecting that circle at different points from the center."
*"This is not a hard thing, Templar. Younglings are taught this exercise..."
*" Perhaps we should begin again. *SFX: Rewinding of the past few lines replaying like a tape deck and then replaying "You desire a lesson in time travel? Very well."*
- *"It's a cyclone, not a cyclops, alright? I don't care that it has one eye!"
*"Oh this will drive circles round a diamondback. I guarantee it."
*"Ah, I"m kinda outta jokes man. I'm not really a jokey kind of guy."
*"Gonna just keep poking me huh? Ugh, can we get back to fighting? I'm actually good at that!"
- *"This vessel was not designed for social interaction!"
*"You are...irritating."
*"I can't hear you over the sound of the storm."
*"What exactly is a jigawatt?"
*"Goodness gracious great balls of lightning."
*"It's not the voltage that kills. It's the big explosion afterwards."
*"I have no mouth, and I must scream."
*"Never strike twice unless it's still moving."
*"Carrier? I hardly know her!"
*"We will pursue our enemies across the stars."
- *"We are the stewards of the hierarchy."
*"Aiur will be reclaimed at any cost."
*"Some Templar identify as a shield. Stalwart and unbreakable, defenders of truth."
*"Others see themselves as a weapon. Powerful and precise."
*"I say, why not be both?"
*"With the right training, anyone can be in two places at once. But their mind must be fully open. Oh, and they need a psionic amplifier. That helps too."
*"Chasing after your own shade is a pointless endeavor. I mean, it moves so quickly."
*"Why yes, you could say I have...some, skill."
*"What? Just because I'm called an adept doesn't mean I have to brag about it."
*"I'm here." . "I'm there." . "I'm...still here. At least for a few more seconds."
- *"Tassadar be praised!"
*"I carry on..."
*"This ship strikes as the spear of justice!"
*"My patience is limitless......release the interceptors!"
*"Our fleet shall avenge Aiur!"
*"The stars are under our protection."
*"Our light shall shine through the Void."
- *"I will have my vengeance."
*"You didn't think the Swarm was gone forever, did you?"
*"Hell hath no fury like a woman swarmed."
*"It's not easy being queen."
*"I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
*"It's evolution, baby!"
*"Be quiet. I'm brooding."
*"Did your heart just skip a beat?"
* "So many worlds to conquer. So little time."
- *"Haaah... the open road, wind in my hair, universal domination."
*"Yes, in fact, I do own the road."
*"Not all who wander are lost... some of us are drunk."
*"I completely respect your opinion, as long as you keep it to yourself."
*"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy it."
*"My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late to all my appointments."
*"Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!"
*"Have you no shame? Good, neither do I."
*"I'm a compulsive liar. It's true, I swear it!"
*"Revenge is a dish best served cold... to someone who's already dead, because you killed him, out of revenge."
- *"Creation is meaningless, even a mindless organism can create."
*"Destruction, hovewer... one's will imposed upon the universe, that is true expression."
*"The flames of Alarak's wrath will purge this universe of Amon's worshippers. And I shall be the instrument of their destruction."
*"I feel like destroying something beautiful. To be fair, I always feel this way."
*"This vessel has as much in common with a void ray as a spear does with a twig."
*"Show me your foes. And I shall destroy them! Burn them to ash! And then, I'll destroy the ash. *evil laugh*"
*"The Nerazim have constructed an Annihilator? Perhaps we have more in common than we think."
*"I yearn to fly through the darkened skies of Slayn. And then DESTROY them."
- *"The task ahead is difficult, but worthwhile"
*"I see the grand design behind it all; the intricate machinery of the universe and everything within it."
*"These psionic storms are growing worse."
*"Destroying this power structure will likely cause a catastrophic failure."
*"It's a shame the Spear of Adun must engage Amon's zerg brood. Its aid would make our task a great deal simpler."
*"I hope my drones are doing all right up there."
*"It's only been a short while since we returned to Auir and had to flee from it, yet it seems like a lifetime ago."
*"The Khalai long served the Firstborn. We were the great builders, the dreamers of dreams, and now we are all equal."
*"I am a phase-smith, and I am a Templar."
*"Fenix was right. It is indeed a glorious day."
- *"Last transmission... breakin' up... come back."
*"I'm just curious, why am I so good?"
*"You know who the best star fighter in the fleet is?"
*"Yours truly."
*"Everybody's gotta die sometime, Red."
*"I am invincible, that's right."
*"Gravity. It's not just a good idea, it's the law."
*"All wings, look out for blue ice."
*"Phew, that ain't vespene gas. Somebody crack a window."
- *I like to think of myself as...the nuclear option."
*"I don't have better equipment. I'm just plain better."
*"Have we met? My memory is...not the best."
*"War. War changes every so often."
*"Know what I like about nukes? One shot, so many kills."
*"I used to forget things on occasion. Occasions scheduled by my wrangler."
*"It's E-M-P. What kind of idiot calls it an 'emp'?"
*"Ghosts have a very particular set of skills. We will find you, and we will nuke your base."
*"You think your college years were stressful? Ghost academy classes are held next to a nuclear missile silo."
*"If you ever find yourself trying to track a cloaked ghost, just remember we have a telltale shimmer. Or just bring some detection."
*"Ever hear the one about the mind wiped ghost? I'd tell it to you, but I forgot how it ends."
*"Rumor has it Nova's on the battlefield. If you ask me, the chances of that being true are about one in a hundred."
*"I just want to say it's a pleasure working with you. Normally I can't stop hearing people's thoughts, so I'm enjoying the quiet."
- *"All paths are seen through the prism of fate."
*"Conflict must not be seen through the lenses of desperation."
*"Our wills are aligned through the holy Khala!"
*"United in purpose, we serve the Daelaam."
*"Infinity burns around us."
*"There is no greater void than the one between your ears..."
*"I am also null..."
*"Always bet on Void..."
- * "What the hell's this 'check engine' light?"
*"There ain't no unkickable ass when you got the Odin."
* "And I will strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and furious anger."
- *"The enemies of the Dominion are everywhere."
*"I'm a professional. The best of the best."
*"We've all got skeletons in the closet. Keep it up, and I'll add yours to mine."
*"I can read your mind. Not a lot going on in there."
*"Get your mind out of the gutter."
*"Keep it up. I will use deadly force."
*"Your actions are embarrassing both of us"
*"I can shoot the wings off a fly. Imagine what I can do to you."
*"Who are you? Nevermind, I remember."
*"WHO are you?"
- *"This vehicle is top of the line you know. The pinnacle of terran engineering." . "Ignore that. I don't know what that is."
*"We come, not as conquerors, but as liberators, to return freedom to the people."
* "Here's freedom! And here's some freedom for you! Mamma's got a whole lot of freedom!"
*"If there's a piece of ground you want secure, my liberator can handle it. Anywhere around it you're kinda on your own."
*"We've learnt a lot about transforming vehicles since the viking. Hell, I've only had one crewman snap his spine this week."
*"Don't tell anyone, but I once piloted a conservator. Yeah. But it was in college so...you know...doesn't count."
*"I'm a strong believer in personal liberty. That everyone has the personal liberty to do precisely as they are told. Or be put to death."
*"Wow. Liberator to dictator in five seconds. That's gotta be some kinda record."
*"By the way, freedom is not free, okay? Freedom costs a buck o' five. Everyone knows that."
- *"I will be of use, dead or alive."
*"If Alarak wishes my death, he need only ask."
*"It is a thankless job, but someone has to do it."
*"All supplicants must die. All supplicants must serve."
*"Ah, the Breath of Creation. More like the "Breath of Recreation." Am I right?"
*"There once was a supplicant who stood head and shoulders above the rest of us. He was a Tall'darim."
*"Okay, maybe I deserve to die for that one."
*"A few of the supplicants and I have a bet going over which of us dies first. We call it "The Dead League." Yes, we're still working on the name."
*"Witness me!"
- *"My heart is colder than these steel limbs..."
*"We are all but shadows in the Void."
*"I hear the call of the stars..."
*"Twilight comes... As it must."
*"Night falls...and so will you!"
*"I AM ONE with the darkness!"
*" Ouch...that hurt..."
*"You look better in the dark!"
*"Don't Blink...or you'll miss me!"
*"Now you see me. Now you don't! Oh wait, here I am..."
*"You went to bed early last night."
*"I see you turned off your phone."
*"You never return my calls."
*"I'm your biggest fan!"
*"Restraining order... what about our love?!"
*"I have pictures of you hundreds!"
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