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| rdfs:comment | - Following his Mother's death in 1671, Dubuque set off for the new world (hoping to duck child support). On his way there, he encountered the Tinivaj Tribe (later known as the Fox Tribe) along the banks of the Mississippi River (known to the Natives as The Twaddagowj). The Tinivaj Tribe were known for their beauty, full breasts, simplicity, and uncontrollable appetite for men. Julien went on to astonish the all female tribe with cheap parlor tricks and his freakishly large genitals. Soon semi-embraced as a god, Dubuque forcibly took Chieftess Wiccunt as his bride (at last finding a "meaningful" relationship) and declared all of the tribe's women to be honorary Caucasians. Julien then enslaved the women and put them to work in the Lead mines of the area, furthering both the constant struggle
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| abstract | - Following his Mother's death in 1671, Dubuque set off for the new world (hoping to duck child support). On his way there, he encountered the Tinivaj Tribe (later known as the Fox Tribe) along the banks of the Mississippi River (known to the Natives as The Twaddagowj). The Tinivaj Tribe were known for their beauty, full breasts, simplicity, and uncontrollable appetite for men. Julien went on to astonish the all female tribe with cheap parlor tricks and his freakishly large genitals. Soon semi-embraced as a god, Dubuque forcibly took Chieftess Wiccunt as his bride (at last finding a "meaningful" relationship) and declared all of the tribe's women to be honorary Caucasians. Julien then enslaved the women and put them to work in the Lead mines of the area, furthering both the constant struggle of beautiful women and Caucasians all over the world. The usage of the word "fox" when referring to an extremely attractive women derives from the Tinivaj Tribe. Dubuque then founded Dubtown, the first all-white city in America, in what would later be known as the State of Iowa brought to you by Viagra (the naming rights to Iowa were sold in 2006 following the election of Chet Culver). Dubuque became ridiculously wealthy mining, trapping and trading beaver, and made another small fortune pioneering the adult novel industry. He would almost be remembered as one of the last great pioneers.he had sex with his sister
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