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  • Jean-Marie Le Pen
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  • Le Pen had an extremely active mind. Even before he was born, he's invented clouds and sold so much sand to a-rab princes that arabia became a desert in 1989. His first book, titled Yes, I believe in the inequality of the races, details how he managed to trick a-rabs with plenty of sand castles into buying more sand. A week before he was conceived, he founded the FN bank (known internationally as National Front), and during pregnancy he acquired several hospitals in hostile takeovers. As he was being born, the patent came through for clouds, which he had spent much of his pre-life designing.
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  • Le Pen had an extremely active mind. Even before he was born, he's invented clouds and sold so much sand to a-rab princes that arabia became a desert in 1989. His first book, titled Yes, I believe in the inequality of the races, details how he managed to trick a-rabs with plenty of sand castles into buying more sand. A week before he was conceived, he founded the FN bank (known internationally as National Front), and during pregnancy he acquired several hospitals in hostile takeovers. As he was being born, the patent came through for clouds, which he had spent much of his pre-life designing.