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  • Underwater basket weaving
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  • __NOEDITSECTION__ “I said, 'I wanna weave! Weave! Weave dark wicker baskets!', and the Sergeant said, 'you're our boy!” ~ Arlo Guthrie on Underwater basket weaving “I would have made a case for my baskets.” ~ Noel Coward on Underwater basket weaving. “What plates? Errr, What Basket?” ~ Mitt Romney on hazy college days in Utah.
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  • __NOEDITSECTION__ “I said, 'I wanna weave! Weave! Weave dark wicker baskets!', and the Sergeant said, 'you're our boy!” ~ Arlo Guthrie on Underwater basket weaving “I would have made a case for my baskets.” ~ Noel Coward on Underwater basket weaving. “What plates? Errr, What Basket?” ~ Mitt Romney on hazy college days in Utah. Underwater basket weaving is a university course, usually offered to undergraduate or postgraduate students and popularly attended by such students seeking to either learn an ancient folk art or get easy credits at the university. It was commonly attended to dodge or evade any number of courses deemed too tough or where the professors were commonly known to be difficult. It was designed to take such students and engage them in any number of other folk arts currently in opposition to the current geopolitical situation of the 1960's and 1970's. Outspoken supporters of the underwater basket weaving study have long sought to legitimize their struggle for legal access to university funding to popularize the field. Without such formidable names as Dan Quayle and our current Commander in Chief, the right honourable George W. Bush, the very existence of the popular course at universities all across the world would be threatened, in favour for more popular art courses such as ceramics and finger painting.