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  • Faggatron
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  • Faggatron is the little known gay brother of Optimus Prime who was outcast in secrecy to the rest of the known universe when the Prime family disowned him for coming out of the closet transformed as a gerbil and looking to park himself in Richard Simmons ass with gleam & excitement. The Prime family still to this day will not even acknowledge the name of their disowned sibling. Faggatron was outcast and sent to the WCW to play the role of Megatron. (A video Monitor, not to be confused with the evil leader of the Decepticons with the same name)
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  • Faggatron is the little known gay brother of Optimus Prime who was outcast in secrecy to the rest of the known universe when the Prime family disowned him for coming out of the closet transformed as a gerbil and looking to park himself in Richard Simmons ass with gleam & excitement. The Prime family still to this day will not even acknowledge the name of their disowned sibling. Faggatron was outcast and sent to the WCW to play the role of Megatron. (A video Monitor, not to be confused with the evil leader of the Decepticons with the same name) Faggatron enjoyed the part of being the WCW's Megatron, and enjoyed projecting video footage for the stadium to see through the large LCD screen that he held up above the entrance way via the position it was situated that could only be fully viewed while holding a goatsie for 3 hours. Speculation arose as he was criticized for just being a complete rip-off of rival wrestling companies WWE Titantron (played by Voltron) and labeled as a cheap and pathetic knock off. In which Faggatron responded with, "That Titantron bitch is just jealous he doesn't get to ram the Disney MGM golf ball up his ass as payment or suck off Hulk Hogan for more on air screen time" The rivalry between the two Trons soon ended when WCW went out of business for sucking more amounts of dick then Paris Hilton at a job interview.
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