| abstract | - It was a peaceful day in YouTube Poop World, except Canada which was wartorn as usual, then darkness fell upon the world. Soon the Dark Squad took over the world. With that a new squad was formed by Fat Mario, Rainbow Dash, Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants, Squidward Tentacles, and Weeg. They then went to Canada to invite a Canadian since they were the most violent people on the planet. They soon met a Canadian named Comys, who they invited to join. Comys said he would join but only to protect his half-brother Tails, who at that time was only a baby. With that the Light Squad was formed. The Dark Squads' leader Shadow the Hedgehog then sent I.M. Meen to take out the Light Squad. He accepted, and soon arrived at their HQ, and entered, disguised as a messenger. His disguise failed, and Shadow sent guards to kill him. He put up an amusing fight, killing two, but the third handcuffed him and took him to the leader: Shadow. "You insolent fool! I told you to kill him!" Shadow growled. "Master, he killed two of us, I don't think we should waste his Talents!" Replied the guard. "Very well. Let's brainwash him." Said Shadow. They strapped him to a chair, and showed demonic images of Smile.jpg and the number '666'. Slowly I.M. Meen turned satanic. By the time he was unstrapped, he was pure evil. Meanwhile, Comys broke into the Dark Squad's base. Mario Head found him. "DIE FUCKER!!!!" Comys screamed, Comys then drawn a bazooka and killed Mario Head in one shot. Comys then grabbed Mario Head's corpse, escaped the Dark Squad's based and ate Mario Head for dinner. These raids alerted the Dark Squad as a whole of the new threat. And it was growing. Eventually, the Dark Squad began Plan X, which was to Turn the public against the Light Squad. It worked, and they were no longer funded. Tails, despite warning from Comys, joined Sonic, and Comys was forced to return to his house in Canada. Weeg was furious. He raided a town with above-average support for the dark squad, and learned how to use a viral stare. He murdered 18 people, and converted 3821 more. Weeg sent these people to destroy the HQ of the Dark Squad. In the mean time, Comys was at his house noticing some strange patterns. The world itself was internally inconsistent, and the laws of physics were often violated. It was as if someone created them to make no sense. Just then, the window opened. He went to close it, but on it was a post-it-note that said: You are right, Comys! Show the world you are. They may think you are crazy, but they are wrong —The Writers Comys was shocked. Then Morgan Freeman appeared, "Hello Comys, I'm Morgan Freeman. I'm here to tell the truth, the world of YouTube Poop is fake. The writers sent me to tell you that there's another world. The Real World. This world is fake, created by the writers." Morgan Freeman said, "Why should I believe you?" asked Comys, "I'm Morgan Freeman" said Morgan Freeman, "OH MY BUNGHOLE! THIS WORLD IS FAKE!" Comys screamed, as he came to the stark realization. At that moment, a great explosion. Greater than the normal explosion of war, as great as the Tsar Bomba! What caused it? The cause is none other than the destruction of the Dark Squad HQ! Weeg returns to the Light Squad HQ, satisfied at what his minions did. He walks over to Squidward, telling him of the news. "I Have completed my mission, Squid." Said Weeg. "Good. We actually do have a chance then." Replied Squidward Tentacles. He then knew victory was not out of reach. They just needed more support. That night Mr. Owl attacked Squidward, Comys managed to kill Mr. Owl, but the event turned Squidward into a douchebag, and left the Light Squad. With that everyone fought over who should be the new leader. Finally Comys said "Weeg, thing about it, he's the only one who actually qualified to be a leader!", No one agreed, then Comys said, "Agree, or I will decapitate all of you!" Everyone then agreed. Weeg, was then promoted to leadership of the Light Squad. His next moves were to attack the remaining based on the Dark Squad. Everyone then followed his orders, mostly because of Comys. "That's it I quit!" Shadow screamed in the air, "You can't quit, I won't let you!" A voiced yelled back, "YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!" Shadow screamed, "Oh, I can, for I am Evil Abed. I am the writer! I control everyone!" Evil Abed yelled, "NO!" Shadow screeched, "and Shadow didn't quit, he stayed even though he was along, all his allies were dead. But he stayed - because his master Evil Abed demanded it." Evil Abed said as if he way writing it as he said it, All of a sudden, Shadow stayed to fight the Light Squad. Weeg, Comys and many others arrived. He knew that this would likely be the end of him and the Dark Squad, but he remained courageous. He stood, bracing himself for the attack. Comys took the first shot. He fired a Rocket at Shadow, hitting him. No scream. No sound of pain. Just an explosion booming a shockwave in all directions. Out of nowhere, Shadow dashed out of the smoke and landed a surprise blow on Comys. It left a large gash on his right arm, rendering it unable to hold any weapon. Luckily, Shadow miscalculated. Comys was left-handed. He walloped his Bazooka on Shadow, knocking him to the ground. Comys then faded, A white space appeared, then Comys saw him, "Hello Comys, I am Abed. The writer" "You are the writer!" Comys yelled, "Well I was, you see I created YouTube Poop. I created it when I purchased Final Cut Pro, I created a reality were the boring logic and physics don't apply, where imagination is reality. Then Evil Abed appeared and stole my computer, luckily a have a backup of the files on a USB drive, now I'm stuck with a stupid Windows though. So with the crappy editor it has, all can't control YouTube Poop World more then Evil Abed, but I can help lead you to victory." "I believe you. I will do what you say, writer." Comys said, "Cool - Cool Cool Cool" Abed said, Abed then faded away, eveything turned white. Comys then woke. Weeg fired a dart at his left arm, paralyzing it. Weeg did his signature move, making his arm fly off, into Shadow's face, landing in intense blow, and retracting it. Shadow flew back tens of meters, right through a large boulder. He got back up, and despite intense damage, was able to say something: "Kill me if you want, Luigi, but I will never surrender!" "You got one thing wrong, I am not Luigi! I am Weeg!" Weeg returned. Weeg, caused one of the most painful deaths possible. He slowly heated Shadows body up telekinetically, 1 °C every 10 seconds, hoping to get a surrender. In little over a minute, His body was over 100°, bringing his blood to a boil. He continued to resist, and continued to fight his impending death for another 20 seconds. His last words were: "Never!" Weeg was happy, then he noticed it he was the only member of the Light Squad still alive, except Comys who Weeg thought was dead. He turned around, ready to leave, but say Comys standing there, he was shocked to see that he was still alive. They were the only 2 people left in the light squad, so that disbanded it. They then went their separate ways.
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