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| rdfs:comment | - He had none. Referring to an early interview he lived only for acting and complaining about tastelessly brewed coffee. When he was a child he visited school like any other kid, but what made him different was that he had good marks because he learned to either fistfuck or threaten his teachers at an early age. Growing up he performed on several stages. The majority of the audience used to confuse his character with a she-male beauty due to his girly appearance. From then on he would only get to play female characters. However, it did not really bother him a lot.
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| abstract | - He had none. Referring to an early interview he lived only for acting and complaining about tastelessly brewed coffee. When he was a child he visited school like any other kid, but what made him different was that he had good marks because he learned to either fistfuck or threaten his teachers at an early age. Growing up he performed on several stages. The majority of the audience used to confuse his character with a she-male beauty due to his girly appearance. From then on he would only get to play female characters. However, it did not really bother him a lot. Klaus quickly realized that the Broadway was no good basis to flourish for an outstanding actor like him. Only niggers and jews could climb the ladder of despair of the Broadway and withstand the urge to cry 25 hours a day. In the end he moved to Weimar where it is said that Mozart took a dump a long, long time ago. "This would be the proper soil!", Klaus stated and built his house of broken cardboard and self-made sperm-based glue. He robbed an Asian woman on the off chance who he would later on marry in Venice. At the peak of his career he exchanged several diseases with Werner Herzog by frequently having sexual intercourse with him. In the course of his first marriage two children were born. After a cup of tea another one appeared out of the blue. Not two minutes later the next one jumped out of a well in the garden. When he then sneaked out of the house into the backyard his fifth child scared the living devil out of Klaus - well, the devil decided to stay afterall ... - by mysteriously walking by between two piss-covered bushes. To learn more about the rest of his life, proceed to "His Death"!
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