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  • The Undead People's Socialist Republic
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  • Wherever the decomposing corpses of workers shamble free, no longer under the brutal yoke of capitalist oppression, that is where you shall find the U.P.S.R. Although for all intents and purposes a unified nation, the U.P.S.R, is in fact a unified federation of collectives, dependancies and minor nation states scattered all over the world. Whilst the sovereignty of many of these nations is not internationally recognised, under the maxims of Undead Socialism: "Wherever a Socialist government is established for the freedom of the Undead proletariat, for freedom from the chains of unfair labour under the hateful, avaricious gaze of unflinching mortal bourgeoisie masters, that place shall become unified with the Most Glorious Undead People's Socialist Republic and all believers in the true rev
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  • Wherever the decomposing corpses of workers shamble free, no longer under the brutal yoke of capitalist oppression, that is where you shall find the U.P.S.R. Although for all intents and purposes a unified nation, the U.P.S.R, is in fact a unified federation of collectives, dependancies and minor nation states scattered all over the world. Whilst the sovereignty of many of these nations is not internationally recognised, under the maxims of Undead Socialism: "Wherever a Socialist government is established for the freedom of the Undead proletariat, for freedom from the chains of unfair labour under the hateful, avaricious gaze of unflinching mortal bourgeoisie masters, that place shall become unified with the Most Glorious Undead People's Socialist Republic and all believers in the true revolution shall call these brave men comrade". The U.P.S.R was established by Most Glorious Undead Comrade Leon Trotsky on August 21st, 1941 (one year after his death) in an abandoned tank factory in the southern Ukraine, which would later become the Palace of the Undead Proletariat in the U.P.S.R's capital, Zombiegrad. Within a few months of the news of its founding, the immigration rate of the U.P.S.R overtook that of its nearest rival, the U.S.A (sound of man spitting in disgust) and the population exploded (in some cases, literally) to 20,000 dead comrades. Since then over 300 separate states have been recognised and allowed to join the U.P.S.R and the population currently stands at over 70,000,000. The main political, military and ideological goal of the U.P.S.R is to establish an Undead Socialist state across the face of the globe according to the principles laid down in Most Glorious Comrade Trotsky's legendary book "Zombie Nation" and in the process emancipate all workers, destroy capitalism and false communist ideologies and if necessary, kill every single human being and resurrect them, thus introducing them to the joys of a free undeath.