| rdfs:comment | - Taylor Hicks was hatched from an egg on Octembruary 38th, 1522, on a far away planet. He was the illegitimate love child of aliens George Clooney and Jay Leno. On his 20th birthday, he came to Earth riding a large rutebega. Once there, he began plotting his takeover of the universe. He toiled as a menial laboror for hundreds of years in the pizza mines of Argentina. During this period of his life, he would bide his time, preparing the world for an apocalyptic fury of Biblical proportion. Eventually, he realized how to bring about man's undoing. In 2006, he became a contestant on a popular reality show, American Idol. Taking his human form, he entered the contest. Using the mind-control he inherited from his OverGod, he inserted subliminal messages into his performances. People began to bel
- Taylor Hicks was born in Birmingham, Alabama, on October 7, 1976, to Bradley Hicks and Pamela Dickinson. His hair started turning gray by the time he was 14. He and his family had moved to suburban Hoover, Alabama when he was eight years old. His parents divorced, and stepmother Linda shared custody of their son until he became of age. Hicks has attributed his difficult childhood as the reason for his turning to soul and blues music for solace. He has a younger half-brother, Sean, who later convinced him to audition for American Idol.
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| abstract | - Taylor Hicks was born in Birmingham, Alabama, on October 7, 1976, to Bradley Hicks and Pamela Dickinson. His hair started turning gray by the time he was 14. He and his family had moved to suburban Hoover, Alabama when he was eight years old. His parents divorced, and stepmother Linda shared custody of their son until he became of age. Hicks has attributed his difficult childhood as the reason for his turning to soul and blues music for solace. He has a younger half-brother, Sean, who later convinced him to audition for American Idol. He bought his first harmonica when he was 16, for $2 at a flea market in Bessemer, Alabama,[4] and taught himself to play blues harp. He discovered that he possessed absolute pitch when he was able to recognize the pitches of ordinary noises and mimic them on the harmonica. Hicks was 18 when he wrote his first song, "In Your Time", and he taught himself to play guitar when he was 19. Hicks graduated from Hoover High School in 1995. He played varsity baseball, soccer, and basketball while studying in Hoover. He then pursued a major in business and journalism at Auburn University, but lost interest and dropped out after three years.
- Taylor Hicks was hatched from an egg on Octembruary 38th, 1522, on a far away planet. He was the illegitimate love child of aliens George Clooney and Jay Leno. On his 20th birthday, he came to Earth riding a large rutebega. Once there, he began plotting his takeover of the universe. He toiled as a menial laboror for hundreds of years in the pizza mines of Argentina. During this period of his life, he would bide his time, preparing the world for an apocalyptic fury of Biblical proportion. Eventually, he realized how to bring about man's undoing. In 2006, he became a contestant on a popular reality show, American Idol. Taking his human form, he entered the contest. Using the mind-control he inherited from his OverGod, he inserted subliminal messages into his performances. People began to believe in him. Improbably, Hicks, (or Klarvviiriiham in his native tongue) won the American Idol contest. This made him the second non-human to win the American Idol contest. (Macho Man Randy Savage being the first) As a part of his victory celebration, he unleashed a torrent of tentacles and proceeded with his traditional Feasting Ceremony, using the members of the audience. The ensuing slaughter endeared him to the hearts of the public, especially after clips were shown on that night's ESPN SportsCenter.
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