| abstract | - A man named Josh Brown walked into the building, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. He walked in the elevator, and went up to the 42nd floor. After going up to the 42nd floor, Josh slowly opened the door to Doofenshmirtz's Lair. "Anybody there?" Josh asked. "Hey, I see you got my message." Heinz said, greeting the man. "Yeah, what's this about you wanting me to help you build a machine? And I could've sworn I've seen you before... Hey, aren't you that guy that roller skated into the toilet all the way back in High School? Yeah, yeah, yeah... I was a student back in that High School. Remember me, Josh Brown? I filmed that video of you roller skating into the toilet--" "Yes, yes, I remember," Heinz said, interrupting the man. "Anyway, you're probably wondering why I called you, right? Well, I kinda need help building this '-Inator, Doofenshmirtz frowned. "Noooo... Not yet, at least." "Anyway, the '-Inator' that I need help with is called the Nothing-Will-Stand-In-My-Way-Inator." Josh paused for a second, when he asked, "What's it supposed to do again, exactly?" "Whoever is hit by this baby, will be so determined to take over the Tri-State Area, that nothing will stand in their way!" Doofenshmirtz explained. Josh rolled his eyes at Heinz. "That sounds like a pretty pointless '-Inator', Heinz." Josh mumbled. Doofenshmirtz frowned. "What do you mean, pointless?!" Doofenshmirtz asked. "Well, Heinz, it's pointless because, I'm already so determined to take over the Tri-State Area, that nothing will stand in my way, so what's the point of this thing?" Josh asked. "Wait, hold on, you're evil, too? Oh, this is so exciting, we could be a team... Building '-Inators' together... Wait, if you think it's pointless, does this mean you aren't gonna help me build my '-Inator"? Josh paused for a second, let out a sigh, and replied by saying, "Fine, if it means so much to you, I'll help you build this '-Inator.'" A few hours later, after finishing the "-Inator", Heinz wanted to test his "-Inator" on someone, besides himself. Because, "if it malfunctioned, he wouldn't want to be the one hit by it". So, he tested it on Josh. After blasting Josh with the "-Inator", Josh's eyes flashed red, and Josh started to fall to his knees. "So, did it work?" Doofenshmirtz asked. Josh looked at Heinz, grabbed him by the shirt collar and lifted him up in the air. "Wait, what are you doing?" Josh then threw Doofenshmirtz in the closet, and locked the closet door. "What are you doing?! I demand you let me out of this closet right now!" Doofenshmirtz yelled, in a demanding tone of voice. Josh grabbed a sludgehammer, and started whacking the machine with the sludgehammer, and started to manically laugh to himself. Doofenshmirtz tried busting down the door, but was unable to do so. "Try rebuilding the '-Inator' now, fool!" "I think the '-Inator' works... Or at least, it did. Hey, where did he get that sludgehammer?" Doofenshmirtz thought to himself, as Josh started to manically laugh. "You know what? I should build my own '-Inator'... And I know exactly what I'd call it," Josh thought to himself. Josh ran off, manically laughing to himself. Agent P then bursted through the wall, and saw Josh running off, manically laughing. Doofenshmirtz then looked at Agent P, when he said, "Don't ask, I have no idea what just happened. Oh, and I don't have any '-Inator' today, 'Cause it just got destroyed. So it looks like you've got the day off... So you can just go." Perry paused for a second, and went back to Phineas and Ferb's house.
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