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  • The Only Defeat of Chuck Norris
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  • The battle took place in a public library in San Diego, California, at 11:48 at night, January 19th, 2031. Chuck was enjoying a good book at the public library, when suddenly, a blood-curdling howl was heard from outside. Next, an army of zombies marched through the building, led by Hitler's Clone.
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  • The battle took place in a public library in San Diego, California, at 11:48 at night, January 19th, 2031. Chuck was enjoying a good book at the public library, when suddenly, a blood-curdling howl was heard from outside. Next, an army of zombies marched through the building, led by Hitler's Clone. Chuck eliminated the minor zombies first, and began to engage Hitler's Clone in battle. At first, Chuck had the upper hand, using his Red Hawk Roundhouse Kick to deliver massive damage to Hilter's Clone. However, the clone decided to pop an abnormal amount of steroids, so much that he self-destructed and took Chuck Norris (as well as half of San Diego) with him.