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  • Trix Rabbit
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  • When Peter is told about the world ending in "Da Boom", he takes a box of cereal from the Rabbit, shouting at him for trying to take it. In "Let's Go to the Hop", he appears in The Breakfast Club with Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, Cap’n Crunch, and Lucky the Leprechaun. While the Griffins are in Asiantown in "Breaking Out is Hard to Do", an aggressive, Asian version of the Trix Rabbit appears in a Trix commercial during a broadcast of Sumo Tonight.
  • Trix Rabbit is a cereal mascot.
  • The Trix Rabbit is a mutant lagomorph accidentally created by the Hylian government in a 500,000 dollar experiment involving testing cocaine on rabbits. His only ambition was to steal a bowl of Trix cereal, a bunch of disgusting lumps of chemicals that are supposed to resemble fruit in some way.
  • While at a local comedy club, General Mills executive Joe Harris noticed a stand-up comedian cartoon rabbit that tickled his barely functional sense of humor. Harris approached the rabbit after his set, and the high-spirited, enthusiastic cartoon comedian Theodore Rashid Ibrahim Xavier Rabbit was soon destined for cereal stardom. Marketing executives realized they had a chance to revitalize the brand via advertisements featuring this naturally funny, excitable character. But Theodore's pilot stand-up based commercial tested poorly, and he was almost let go before execs discovered audiences loved him in a revamped ad where he was being cruelly tormented by spoiled rich white children.
  • The Trix Rabbit is a mental and insane rabbit mascot who wants to eat your Trix. He never gets to have it because kids annoy him saying "SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" despite adults eating it. He actually ate Trix once, but that was a very rare moment. He hates Children because they never let him eat his favorite food. He is responsible for their deaths, as you'd probably know by now.
Alignment
  • None
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Fear
  • Kids
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Job
  • Cereal mascot
Eyes
  • Black dots
Voiced by
  • non speaking
Status
  • Dead
Appearance
  • "Dangerous Curves"
Known
  • Not eating Trix despite being the Trix mascot
Hair
  • His fur is white
Name
  • Rabbit "Trix" Rabbit
  • Trix Rabbit
ImageSize
  • 300
Caption
  • He'll do anything for Trix.
Dream
  • Trix
Species
  • Rabbit
Rank
  • -123456789
Color
  • White
AKA
  • Mascot who never gets to taste his cereal
Home
  • Nowhere
Occupation
  • Trying to eat Trix
Gender
  • Male
Death
  • Kids killed him
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  • When Peter is told about the world ending in "Da Boom", he takes a box of cereal from the Rabbit, shouting at him for trying to take it. In "Let's Go to the Hop", he appears in The Breakfast Club with Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, Cap’n Crunch, and Lucky the Leprechaun. While the Griffins are in Asiantown in "Breaking Out is Hard to Do", an aggressive, Asian version of the Trix Rabbit appears in a Trix commercial during a broadcast of Sumo Tonight.
  • Trix Rabbit is a cereal mascot.
  • While at a local comedy club, General Mills executive Joe Harris noticed a stand-up comedian cartoon rabbit that tickled his barely functional sense of humor. Harris approached the rabbit after his set, and the high-spirited, enthusiastic cartoon comedian Theodore Rashid Ibrahim Xavier Rabbit was soon destined for cereal stardom. Marketing executives realized they had a chance to revitalize the brand via advertisements featuring this naturally funny, excitable character. But Theodore's pilot stand-up based commercial tested poorly, and he was almost let go before execs discovered audiences loved him in a revamped ad where he was being cruelly tormented by spoiled rich white children. Teamed up with a radical new cereal that espoused colorful, crunchy, fruit-flavored pieces (as opposed to the limp, drab and tasteless fare that had dominated their lineup), the rabbit and the cereal both became to be known as TRIX, a clever acronym of Theodore's name.
  • The Trix Rabbit is a mutant lagomorph accidentally created by the Hylian government in a 500,000 dollar experiment involving testing cocaine on rabbits. His only ambition was to steal a bowl of Trix cereal, a bunch of disgusting lumps of chemicals that are supposed to resemble fruit in some way.
  • The Trix Rabbit is a mental and insane rabbit mascot who wants to eat your Trix. He never gets to have it because kids annoy him saying "SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" despite adults eating it. He actually ate Trix once, but that was a very rare moment. He hates Children because they never let him eat his favorite food. He is responsible for their deaths, as you'd probably know by now. In 2014, he requested Trix as a birthday gift but only got a card. He was DEVASTATED about this nonsense. "JUST ONE BOX WON'T HURT!" as he'd say to the kids. The kids just ignored him and carried on. As revenge, he replaced all the Trix boxes with Froot Loops, a cereal brand that nobody eats (Except for Justin Beiber). On his next birthday, he got a box of Trix- but all there was in it was a piece of paper that said "Use your imagination!". He got Trixed by the kids. This is what started his child massacre. he'd steal the kids' Trix and put a sticky note on their other cereal boxes saying "Silly kid, Trix are for rabbits!". He'd kill whoever had two Trix boxes and leave 600 sticky notes behind. The only people who he won't kill are the ones who voted "Yes" on the election thingamajig. If you are 70 or 80 years old, you might have seen some commercials where the Trix rabbit eats Trix. What caused it was when the Lucky Charms mascot was born. He got to steal Lucky Charms and eat them all he wants because it is actually HIS. Well, if the Trix Rabbit's Trix are his, THEN WHY IN THE NAME OF SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPILAIDOCIUS CAN'T HE HAVE IT? Kellogs made only 3 commercials where he got to eat Trix and all of them ended up with the kids finding him and he'd get caught and never eat the rest. The truth is that Trix is supposed to be rabbit medicine, but the creator accidentally threw a kid in it, creating the catchphrase "Trix are for kids". People took it too seriously and fed it to their kids, not their rabbits. This caused kids to become less smarter and grew the brains of an imp bunny thingy. SO THAT MEANS TO GIVE YOUR TRIX TO RABBITS, NOT KIDS!
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