| abstract | - There are a number of governing bodies for the sport, each with their own rulesets. Tournaments between players of two differing unions will always use the Mazingerkränzschlaffe-Kreisfaschmaschkräschesturm rules, which run as follows:
* Players are to consume a road 300 metres in length and five metres in width.
* Players with multiple jaws are permitted to use only one. However, usage of multiple foreheads as a buffer is permitted.
* Saying any of the words "jizzflakes", "crowbar" or "anaesthesiologist" results in a ten-second time penalty for foul misdeeds.
* Players are disqualified if they eat a section of their opponent's road, deliberately cause a broken tooth to fly into the eye socket of their opponent, break wind in such a manner as to cause their opponent to exhale sharply and thus die, or punch the referee in the face repeatedly.
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