| abstract | - [A police car parks outside a courthouse] [Cut to: Hugh Test in the courthouse] Judge: Court is now in session. So, Hugh, how did you plead? Hugh: I plead. Not guilty. Gil Nexdor: Read the charges, your honor. Judge: Hugh Test, you were charged for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Susan's life. Any witnesses to call. Susan Test: I would like to call myself to the stand. [Susan walks to the stand] Judge: OK then. Tell us what did he do that was so bad? Susan: Well, he ruined Gil's statue, destroyed my treasures, kept grounding me, and drove me away from home. [getting teary-eyed] And he also ruined my life for stupid, dumb reasons and abused and neglected me too much. [sobbing] Judge: OK, Susan. That's good enough that your father did this to you. And what was your reaction? Susan: Well, my reaction is that I hate my dad so much. He should be divorced by my mom forever after she marries Dr. Horace N. Buggy, my soon-to-be dad. Judge: OK then. And Susan, you may return to your jury seat. Susan: Thank you! That is, your only honor. [Susan returns to her jury seat with her friends] Judge: Alright then. What is the decision? Gil: Guilty! Susan: Guilty! Lumpy: Guilty! Roo: Guilty! Young Kiara: Guilty! Augie Doggie: Guilty! Boo Boo Bear: Guilty! Pixie: Guilty! Dixie: Guilty! Baba Looey: Guilty! Ding-a-Ling Wolf: Guilty! Judge: Hugh Test! The court has found you guilty for child abuse and neglect and for ruining your own daughter's life. You will be sentenced to die on the electric chair. Have you got any last words before your execution? Hugh: Yes, I'm sorry for ruining Susan's life and I'm sorry I treated her too harshly. I promise I'll be a good father to her and I promise I won't make her cry ever again. Judge: OK, the electricity will pass through your body until you are completely dead. Guards, take him away. [The guards take Hugh away] Judge: Court adjourned. [Cut to: The police car drives away from the courthouse] [Meanwhile, there is the news] Sergeant Morris: This is Sergeant Morris. Today's news is about an evil businessman named Hugh Test, who is facing execution. His last meal was raw eggs, swiss cheese, grape nuts, prunes, Zimbabwean sandwiches, Russian vodkas, beer, urine, poop, vomit, blood, kitty litter, dog food, dirty laundry, smelly socks, expired cereal, liver, dirty diapers, staled popcorn, chicken feet soup, rat burgers, dead animals, fruit, vegetables, boiled soup, sand, grass, horse fur, gunk, toilet water, bath water, expired milk, rusted microchips, grimy organs, bloody eyeballs, shampoo, toothpate, dental rinse, and baby food, but he refused them. Last night, Hugh tried to hurt Susan, but she ran away from home and got herself lost in the forest, thanks to him, so Officer James Carter is going to shave his hair off and prepare him for execution. Lilo Pelekai: I would like to see him fry in the electric chair. [Kairi, Namine, Amy Rose, Olivia Flaversham, and Kilala Reno hold up a sign saying Destroy the Evil Businessman] Sergeant Morris: There are people outside cheering for his upcoming execution. [Viper holds up a sign saying Are you ready to burn in heck, Hugh?] Viper: Yes! He's all set to die! [Minnie Mouse, Alice Liddell, and Wendy Darling hold up a sign saying Cook the Evil Businessman] [Rapunzel holds up a poem saying He's a naughty troll, and a wicked tyrant. Good thing Hugh is finally gonna die!] Sergeant Morris: We now go to Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, and Fluttershy. Twilight Sparkle: I am really glad Hugh is going to be electrocuted. He is the worst father ever! Pinkie Pie: Agreed! Rainbow Dash: Count me in! Rarity: Done and done! Applejack: Yee-haw! Fluttershy: We will be throwing a party for Hugh's death. Sunset Shimmer: You can say that again. Sergeant Morris: We will return to GNN news after Hugh gets electrocuted. [Cut to: Hugh and a police officer in an empty prison cell] Police Officer: (showing Hugh, who is now dressed in a prison suit, his cell) This is your cell with no bed, no toilet, no air conditioner, and no sink. You will stay in here until the day of your execution later. Goodbye! [A police officer leaves Hugh in jail] [At 12:00 pm] Hugh: Oh, I hate jail. I wish I can escape. Police Officer: Oh no, you're not escaping, Hugh! We have security cameras, so you won't escape! Also, you have a visitor who wants to talk to you! [Lila Test appears outside an empty prison cell] Lila: Hugh! I heard that you are going to be executed. That's it! You are grounded for triple humanity! Hugh: But, Lila, I'm sorry. Can you please let me out and I promise I'll be a good father to Susan? Lila: No! I also hope you suffer in jail and burn in heck. Goodbye forever! [Lila leaves Hugh in jail] Hugh: This is going to be even more torture. [5:00 pm] Police Officer: Come on out, Hugh. Execution time. [The cell door opens and a police officer directs Hugh to a seat] [A police officer uses a razor to shave his hair off, leaving him like a bald eagle and putting cotton on him] Police Officer: OK, Hugh. Follow me to the execution chamber. [A police officer directs Hugh to the electric chair] Police Officer: Any last words? Hugh: I promise I'll be a good father to Susan, and I promise that I will not make her cry like that ever again. Police Officer: Electrocution will begin in 5...4....3....2....1....Go! (flips the switch) [Hugh screams while being electrocuted, but the action is covered with a message reading "Censored for your safety and protection"] [The police officer stops Hugh's execution. He then checks if Hugh's heart still beats, providing he is alive or not. Hugh isn't breathing anymore. The police officer leaves Hugh alone and dead] Police Officer: Yes! He's dead! [Donald Duck, Jose Carioca, Panchito, Pluto, Chip, Dale, and Roger Rabbit hold up a sign saying No more abuses thanks to Hugh's death] [Judy Jetson, George Jetson, and Jane Jetson hold up a sign saying Hugh Test, 2005-2015] [Back to GNN news] Sergeant Morris: Hugh is now finally executed! He was executed for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Susan's life and her dreams. Are there any questions to ask? [Spike appears] Spike: Yes! What will happen to his body? Sergeant Morris: His body will be taken to a funeral home in Porkbelly. By the way, what's your name? Spike: My name is Spike from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Equestria Girls Trilogy. Sergeant Morris: Thank you, Spike. [Spike leaves] Sergeant Morris: That's all the news for now. This is Sergeant Morris saying goodbye! [Cut to: The graveyard. A tombstone that reads "BIH Hugh Test 2005 - 2015" is seen near Gil, Susan, Lila, and Dr. Horace N. Buggy, who are celebrating his death]
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